Funny On Course Incident Not Related to Golf

[jdiddyesquire]

So, last Sunday I go out and try to squeeze in 18 after 4:30. I play the first 9 holes solo, but then things back-up on the back 9, so I join a group of 3 so I can shoot the breeze while waiting. Nice group of guys.

 

Three holes in, a woman pulls up in a cart. It's the wife of the oldest of the three guys I'm playing with.

 

She says, "hey hop in, we'll go for a ride." 

 

He says, "Uh, we're about to tee off here."

 

She says nicely, "Come on, it'll be fun."

 

He's like, "Uh, I don't really want to. What's up?"

 

She's all, "GET IN THE DAMN CART."

 

He gets in the cart. For the next 5 holes they lurk a full teebox behind us (we're last off the course). Every once in a while the wind shifts and we hear screaming and shouting.

 

Next thing you know, it's 18. He rejoins us and she is following us in her own cart, staring daggers. Most. Awkward. Thing. Ever.

[jbil8802]

Well that's embarrassing.

[jdiddyesquire]

Well that's embarrassing.

 

What was even more embarrassing was my attempt off the tee while she's staring at us.

[fozcycle]

I had to read it twice...the first time I thought you had gone for a ride with the other guy's wife.....LMAO...

[Kenny B]

When I read this, I thought that she wanted a little nookie.  But from the "sounds" on the wind, it was anything but.  He probably just wanted to play golf.

 

How does a redneck golfer say I love you?  "Nice ass; get in the cart."

[Undershooter]

Now that's funny. Definitely a new one on my books. My first thought was the same as Kenny's lol

[jdiddyesquire]

I'll tell you guys... when they pulled away all three of us said, "back nine bj??"

 

How wrong we were...

[Hula Rock]

I guess "Honey, going to HEB to pick up something" did not work..........

[markb]

I kept waiting for the punch line.

 

"So I asked the guy, 'Is everything okay?'   He says, 'Fine, just fine.   Looks like I'm getting a divorce.   Who's up for another nine?'"

[jdiddyesquire]

I kept waiting for the punch line.

 

"So I asked the guy, 'Is everything okay?'   He says, 'Fine, just fine.   Looks like I'm getting a divorce.   Who's up for another nine?'"

Whoa whoa. You were expecting one of my posts to have a point? Let's not get expectations out of line, ok Mark? haha

[sp0rtsfan86]

The impressive part was she allowed him to finish up the last hole. I want to know how he accomplished that after getting an earful. Sure she may be mad and possibly homicidal, but she still allowed him to golf afterwards.