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Here in the land of Drop Bears, Grogans, and Giant hopping rodents (marsupials actually ;) ) when we play for side bets in our matches we have pet names for things like holed bunker shots, holed putts from off the green etc.  A holed bunker shot is called a "sandy ferret" and is also worth 2 bits.  A holed putt or chip in from off the green is called a "ferret" and is worth one bit.  A bit in our Wednesday club is worth 20 cents in my regular club can be worth up to $50.  A ball that hits a tree and then hits a green or fairway is called a branchy.  A ball hit onto the green using a 1 - 4 iron is called a Hogan in honour of the long iron that Ben hit at Merion in the US Open.

 

So 20 cent bits :rolleyes: branchies, Hogan's what pet names do you have in your matches?

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We don't have any pet names for shots like that ( as far as I know), but I have several pet names for some of my bad shots. I just can't print them here. :blush:

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Well i really only have one unusual name I use (in public, anyway). A birdie (in my opinion) is a nicely played hole where you actually put the ball in the cup a stroke under par. 

 

However, an Oozlefinch is a hole where your tee shot was an abomination. Your approach shot was a joke. Your chip or putt was an example of everything wrong with your swing in one shot. Yet you still manage to sink the ball a stroke shy of par. 

 

 

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The oozlefinch actually came from my Army time. At NO time is it considered a compliment. 

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In informal rounds, a birdie that follows a mulligan off the tee is known as a "dirty birdie."

 

We also play Foley's and Callahan's.  Call a Foley on your playing partner and you're betting he'll 3 putt.  The stake is a dollar and you can't refuse a Foley.

 

Call a Callahan on your playing partner and you're betting he won't get up and down.  You can refuse a Callahan, and you can negotiate odds.  If you both agree on 5 to 1, if you don't get up and down you owe a buck, if you do get up and down you win 5.  Won $30 off one of my reps a few of years ago due to a series of ill-advised Callahan's, some shrewd negotiating and plenty of short game practice...

 

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In informal rounds, a birdie that follows a mulligan off the tee is known as a "dirty birdie."

 

We also play Foley's and Callahan's.  Call a Foley on your playing partner and you're betting he'll 3 putt.  The stake is a dollar and you can't refuse a Foley.

 

Call a Callahan on your playing partner and you're betting he won't get up and down.  You can refuse a Callahan, and you can negotiate odds.  If you both agree on 5 to 1, if you don't get up and down you owe a buck, if you do get up and down you win 5.  Won $30 off one of my reps a few of years ago due to a series of ill-advised Callahan's, some shrewd negotiating and plenty of short game practice...

Gonna have to start implementing that!!!!

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Irons:    :taylormade-small: R-11s KBS Stiff. 

Wedges:  :cleveland-small:  Cleveland 588 Rotax  56*

               Some no name 60* I got at Goodwill for $5

Putter::  :ping-small: MGS Ketsch Special Edition   

Ball: :bridgestone-small: :e7, normally. If not, whatever I found while looking for mine in the Tall Grass
Bag :Birdies for the Brave Org.14 Desert Camo 

Shoes : Oakley Cipher 2

                 Addidas Adizero One Wd

                 Nike Lunar Control

                 6 other pair "just in case"

 

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We play "chippys" if you chip in for birdie or par it's worth .25, "sandys" if you save par from a bunker.

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Squirrel - hits any part of a tree and make par or better

 

Sandy - any bunker and make par or better (go in 2 bunkers and this doubles up)

 

Basher - on green under reg and don't 3 putt

 

Reverse - any time you 3 putt when you had a chance of birdie, sand save, squirrel etc

 

Barney - hits any building or wall and you make par

 

Flap - at any time when off the green you can call Flap, if you get up and down you get a bit - if not everyone else does.

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Should say the reverse goes to everyone else not you!

Rest in peace long sticks - I'll remember you

 

TM Burner Superfast 2.0 TP Regular

TM RBZ Stage 2 Fairway 14.5 stiff

Adams Blue Hybrid No. 3 stiff

Adams Super xtdHybrid 21.5 Stiff

 

Ping G30 4 and 5 Iron - Regular CFS Shaft

Ping i25 6 - PW Regular CFS Shaft

TM Y Groove Gap Wedge

Cleveland CG10 Sand Wedge

 

PingTR Piper Putter, adjustable shaft, SuperStroke Fatso

 

Titleist StaDry Cart Bag

 

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If you're in a bunker and hit it into another bunker we call it a Saddam

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5w: :cleveland-small: Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Yellow

Hybrid: :cleveland-small: 22 deg. Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Black

Irons: :cleveland-small: 5i - gap Launcher CBX w/ Nippon Modus 3 125

Wedges: :cleveland-small: 54 CBX & 58 Zipcore w/ Nippon Modus 3 125

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A buddy of mine earlier this year went bunker to bunker. Left greenside bunker to right greenside bunker. Then holed out from the right greenside bunker to save par. I couldn't come up with a word for it other than bull****.

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I have one for tee shots after a birdie.  Abfu... It's an acronym... After birdie... You get the rest.

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Strong 3 wood: Taylormade M1 15* w/ ProjectX T1100 HZRDUS handcrafted 75x
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4 Hybrid: Adams PRO 20* (bent to 21*) w/ KBS Tour Hybrid S flex tipped 1/2"
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A "Skippy" is where you skip the ball off the water and still make Par.  A "Barky" is when you bounce it off a tree and still make Par.  A "Sandy" is a par out of the bunker.  A "Poley" is when you make a putt longer than the Flagstick.......all are worth a Dot in our game and we call them Garbage Dots.  Of course a Birdie gets a dot as well.   In one game the dot is a quarter and in another it's 1/2 dollar....just depends who I am playing with.

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I have one for tee shots after a birdie.  Abfu... It's an acronym... After birdie... You get the rest.

ours is PBFU. post birdie eff up.

 

No real pet names... although we name 3 putts after a famous example set by a member in our group whose name escapes me.

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Wood: :callaway-small:  GBB 3 Wood
Hybrid: :callaway-small: Razr 4 hybriid stiff stock shaft.
Irons: :callaway-small: X2 Hot 4 iron (pro version) 5 iron - Gap Wedge (non pro version).  KBS 120g Shaft stiff cut 1/2  inch bent 1°upright
Wedges: :vokey-small: 52° 56° and 60°.
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Let's say you play a hole and everything from tee to green is just bad. But, somehow you still manage to make par or better. That's called; Whip cream on horseS%it.

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One other one in our group. We have a guy who's last name is Rhode. He's very long off the tee and can reach several par 4's in one which he often proceeds to par.

 

So any time you three putt for par it's called a Rhode Par.

 

We also have several places on the course we've named after guys in our group. Let's just say it's places they end up frequently and they aren't where you want to be.

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3w: :taylormade-small:'16 M2 hl w/ Diamana D+ 82

5w: :cleveland-small: Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Yellow

Hybrid: :cleveland-small: 22 deg. Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Black

Irons: :cleveland-small: 5i - gap Launcher CBX w/ Nippon Modus 3 125

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We have a few places like that on our course such as "Up near Harry's Tree" - not a good place to be and Harry is up there a lot!  We also have a lake that has to be hit over on our 15th hole which is a 150 yard par 3 and the Lake is called "Lake Johnson" after a poor unfortunate that hits a lot of balls in there.  When I first joined the club I played with an older veteran of the club who complained bitterly about how his mates had named the lake after him and now all he did was hit balls in the bloody lake.  It was pretty funny hearing him tell the story.

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Driver:  :ping-small: G25 Stiff shaft
3 Wood:  :mizuno-small: JPX 850 16 degree. Fujikara Orichi 65 gram stiff shaft
Hybrids: 3 & 4 :mizuno-small: JPX 850 Fujikara Orichi 65 gram regular shafts
Irons:  :mizuno-small: MP- H5 3 - 6 iron dynamic gold XP 115 gram stiff soft stepped
Irons:  :mizuno-small: MP 54 4 - PW dynamic gold S300
Wedges:   :mizuno-small: MP T4 52 degree,  :titelist-small: :vokey-small: 56 degree 10 degree bounce, :titelist-small: :vokey-small: 60 degree 10 degree bounce.
Putter:  :ping-small: ZB S

 

Evil prospers when good men do nothing.

 

Honorary member Texas BBQ Curtin Circa 2015 

 

 

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Let's say you play a hole and everything from tee to green is just bad. But, somehow you still manage to make par or better. That's called; Whip cream on horseS%it.

I prefer cherry on top of horse---- but it's the same. 

 

Also any putt that hits the edge of a hole and doesn't go in is a prom ball. Why? Because just like my prom, the ball got got all lip and no hole.

 Driver:   :callaway-small:  Epic Flash 12 Degree

Wood: :callaway-small:  GBB 3 Wood
Hybrid: :callaway-small: Razr 4 hybriid stiff stock shaft.
Irons: :callaway-small: X2 Hot 4 iron (pro version) 5 iron - Gap Wedge (non pro version).  KBS 120g Shaft stiff cut 1/2  inch bent 1°upright
Wedges: :vokey-small: 52° 56° and 60°.
All grips are Golf pride grips midsized
Putter (lefty):  Odyssey Metal-X #8 34", stock shaft bent 2° Superstroke grip
Golf Balls:   :titelist-small: 2018-9 Pro-V1x and Prov1s
Shoes:  :footjoy-small:  Dryjoy tours

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Where I was with my driver yesterday.....a Mantle.

 

aka....dead Yank.

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