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  1. Hi guys! Thank you @tony@CIC for asking @MattF to come out. It was nice to be able to ride in comfort at a fancy club rather than bounce around at Windmill Lakes.

    Matt let me drive the cart, well, I steered because I don't have feet to reach the stop and go things.



    I cheered the guys on at this post 3...someone went on the water and it wasn't Matt.


    I didn't see my friend @Yellow Ball so I think he was in the group behind me.

    Well Matt got me home safe and hung me up until later this week.

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  2. 11 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

    So earlier today @The Hat said we should get together sometime. You can tell he is getting old. The first sign of getting old is not having a stiff shaft “in his driver”. The second sign is having a bad memory.

    I got together with The Hat so he could help me find a hat for myself. I was looking for a cross between his and @Rickp 's hat. So we went shopping and this is what we came up with.



      So after our shopping trip I did go see @Rick P. Figured I would hook up with him when he was playing with the Bacon Boys. So disappointed nobody brought any bacon. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Oops I meant to say bacon.  Figured I would try to fit in with the boys with that hat.

    After the second hole Rick started mumbling “where the Sam heck did my swing go?” Then I heard some snickering from the gallery.

    Yup, Rick has a gallery. I recognized a few in the front of the group that were watching us. His knee Dr., his hand Dr., and even his Podiatrist. Guess they were there to cheer him on so he could win and they could get paid for all the work they did or are going to do on him. The only one I didn’t see was his barber.  Never mind, my bad, he’s bald like me! Hence the hat!

    Hey @Rickp , I couldn't find Sam but I found your swing!



    Just remember, the older the bull, the stiffer the horn! BTW, I was drunk on bug spray... @MattF uses a lot of that stuff.

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  3. On 8/28/2021 at 9:29 PM, tommc23 said:

    I have a cigar lighter in my hand you should be afraid lol

    You should be putting out fires not starting them Smokey.

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  4. On 8/27/2021 at 7:44 PM, tommc23 said:

    His wife probably doesn’t want to be seen in public next to someone wearing that stupid thing lol

    That's fighting words my friend.

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  5. 8 minutes ago, MattF said:

    Don't feel sorry for him...he leaks. Or maybe he was crying, but my head was getting wet either way.

    You be quiet, at least you were somewhat dry, I was soaked! And it wasn't tears or rain dropping on your head...you made me mad by staying out there.

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  6. Hey guys, The Hat here again. I was hanging out with Ben Curtis, the rock, today.




    MattF sure does sweat a lot...he swears a bit too, but everyone laughs because he talks funny. I really shouldn't say anything about because I'm made from Guatemalan palm leaves.

    Anyway, when we got home this afternoon we went for a swim. Well, Matt went for a swim and I just floated around on a lilo.


    Gotta go, apparently it's time for bed... At 6pm, that's a bit early but I no say nothing.

    See ya!

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  7. 11 hours ago, PMookie said:

    Did you come with a bowl of soup?

    Yes, as a matter of fact, I did... and I'm told it was delicious. I couldn't have any because I'd get soggy.

    9 hours ago, Golfspy_CG2 said:

    Whatever “The Hat” was drinking when he created this account snd thread…I want some 😜

    The Hat only drinks sunshine and bug spray.

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  8. 38 minutes ago, Peaksy68 said:

    Welcome to the forum @The Hat,  I’m not sure if we’ll be friends, as you’re a bit strange, and have a habit of sticking pretty closely with unsavoury characters like @MattF. At least you do a reasonable job of hiding some of his unsightly bonce 😁


    As l opened this thread, I thought it best to protect myself from visual and emotional scaring




    Think I made a good decision 

    I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful.

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