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2 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:
If @GolfSpy_SAM wins the lottery. I avoid the Rahm bashings and get a free ride from California. Thats a Win Win.
So, @GolfSpy_BOS About you being my caddy. Well, if you have one of those thick Boston accents, I'll have to pass because I won't understand a freaking word you are saying.
Yes, @The Hat You bring the tequila, and we are going to party hard. That is my favorite go to.
Thank you mijo. I no understand people no like you, you fine fellow.
2 hours ago, JohnSmalls said:I'll send a nice hat box and pre-paid FedEX if you're bringing Tequila.
A nice warm box, for me? Thank you Senor.
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15 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:
Ohhh crap, I just finished a round out at Pebble and then I realized it's 2,748 miles to Pinehurst.
I got to get this bad boy up to 20 mph in order to get there by June 9th putting in 10 hours of driving a day. Here's hoping to catch a ride. Any ride is ok, planes, trains, automobiles.
I see we are up to 16 people. Fantastic.......... Which one of you is going to be my
******caddy?
You pick me up on way mijo? I bring tequila.
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13 hours ago, GolfSpy_APH said:
saw this comment in my feed legit thought it was spam... lol
I no like spam in my tacos.
13 hours ago, tommc23 said:Well it is the hat is a spam profile
No funny pendejo.
13 hours ago, EasyPutter said:Wait, it is NOT spam? Asking for a friend
You have no friends mijo.
13 hours ago, Lacassem said:Glad I could reel @The Hat to post from
the basement
You no laugh Senor, is cold down here.
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On 12/9/2022 at 10:20 AM, Lacassem said:
Ive got a few:
@ejgaudettefor his new thread over the winter for speed gains. I think its one of the best threads to keep folks involved right now. Also the @Golfspy_TCBweek to week competitions are also another fantastic thread going thats new
@chisagive said before, his PM's are some of the best for swing information and just little things when he sees videos in how'd you play or practice
@MDGolfHackerfor handling the meetup when Rob couldn't be there. Think that was really important outside of the actual forum to keep that organized
lastly @The Hatover @Yellow Ballball for comedy
On 12/9/2022 at 11:53 AM, cksurfdude said:Those are all very excellent suggestions, although .. while @The Hat is always good I do enjoy the biting sarcastic wit of @Yellow Ball
Also @Berg Ryman was a force in assisting with the Maryland meetup!
Was gonna mention this one, thx - it's definitely gained a lotta traction and participation!
On 12/9/2022 at 6:35 PM, sirchunksalot said:I think both @Yellow Ball and @The Hat deserve some sort of recognition for bringing some quality entertainment to the forum. I've enjoyed the contributions from both of them.
I also agree with others here in saying the off season speed challenge, Otto phlex, and the weekly challenge threads deserve some love for keeping discussion going here during the slow season.
Hola mijos! Gracias for thinking of me. Since that puta come back from Florida, I no leave the basement.
On 12/12/2022 at 12:56 PM, MattF said:God you just HAD to mention his name, I thought he was asleep...he's like Candyman, mention his name 3 times and he hears it no matter where you are.
I see you siesta in your chair pendejo...I always watch you now you wear those other floppy hats.
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4 hours ago, MattF said:
You all know how I have to answer. If I don't I'll never hear the end of it by you know who...
You're right pendejo.
3 hours ago, cnosil said:I would have thought @The Hatwould have beaten you to the post.
I had trouble getting off my hook in his basement and getting the computer working mijo.
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17 hours ago, tony@CIC said:
Does that 10 include taking off and putting on the hat? Just askin
17 hours ago, tommc23 said:No that explains the crappy hat though he has to hide his bad haircut
sorry @MattF
17 hours ago, Rickp said:Maybe Hat stays on
18 minutes ago, MattF said:NO because once he's on it's a bastard trying to get him off.
Wrong. It's the fact I've got a head like a 5c watermelon!
Well mijo, you don't take me anywhere but the golf course!
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19 minutes ago, MattF said:
I'm tempted, but some guy called @The Hat would be pissed.
You bring another hat home cabron and there'll be trouble.
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I'm back mijos! Did you miss me?
@MattFtook me to the golf course today and it was cold. He knows I grew up in Guatemala where it's warm! Sometimes I think he just hates me...
Anyway, here I am just minding my own business, freezing my hat band off. I don't even know why he brought me out because there's no sun!
He said something about shooting his wad early or something, I don't know, he talks funny. I saw that gringo @Yellow Ball family members all around today (they mustn't shower because they were all dirty). If I had hands I would have helped them but I don't, so they stayed stuck in the mud.
Gotta go back to the basement to warm up.
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16 hours ago, Sluggo42 said:
Got a little sunburn tho as the hat was impossible to keep on
You were wearing the wrong one.
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8 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:
I got your back brother! Wait do you even have a back. I guess a hat has a back.
Thank you my friend. I have a brim, not a back.
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12 hours ago, tommc23 said:
The list of those who will never ever want to wear you?? Cool
I may have to speak to my friend @Yellow Ballto pay you several visits.
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Hi guys! Thank you @tony@CIC for asking @MattF to come out. It was nice to be able to ride in comfort at a fancy club rather than bounce around at Windmill Lakes.
Matt let me drive the cart, well, I steered because I don't have feet to reach the stop and go things.
I cheered the guys on at this post 3...someone went on the water and it wasn't Matt.
I didn't see my friend @Yellow Ball so I think he was in the group behind me.
Well Matt got me home safe and hung me up until later this week.
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11 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:
So earlier today @The Hat said we should get together sometime. You can tell he is getting old. The first sign of getting old is not having a stiff shaft “in his driver”. The second sign is having a bad memory.
I got together with The Hat so he could help me find a hat for myself. I was looking for a cross between his and @Rickp 's hat. So we went shopping and this is what we came up with.
So after our shopping trip I did go see @Rick P. Figured I would hook up with him when he was playing with the Bacon Boys. So disappointed nobody brought any bacon. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Oops I meant to say bacon. Figured I would try to fit in with the boys with that hat.
After the second hole Rick started mumbling “where the Sam heck did my swing go?” Then I heard some snickering from the gallery.
Yup, Rick has a gallery. I recognized a few in the front of the group that were watching us. His knee Dr., his hand Dr., and even his Podiatrist. Guess they were there to cheer him on so he could win and they could get paid for all the work they did or are going to do on him. The only one I didn’t see was his barber. Never mind, my bad, he’s bald like me! Hence the hat!
Hey @Rickp , I couldn't find Sam but I found your swing!
Just remember, the older the bull, the stiffer the horn! BTW, I was drunk on bug spray... @MattF uses a lot of that stuff.
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Hi Yellow. I think we need to get together sometime.
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On 8/27/2021 at 7:44 PM, tommc23 said:
His wife probably doesn’t want to be seen in public next to someone wearing that stupid thing lol
That's fighting words my friend.
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3 hours ago, tony@CIC said:What??? You didn't take Mr. Hat with you?
No he didn't...left at home again. BTW, that's The Hat. Mr Hat was my dad.
3 hours ago, cnosil said:Mr Hat is probably still at the craps table.
I prefer poker.
2 hours ago, tony@CIC said:Or Mrs. Matt took Mr. Hat to the pawn shop so she could have an extra roll of the dice.
That's just a horrible thing to say...look out the next time I see you, I might land on your head!
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8 minutes ago, MattF said:
Don't feel sorry for him...he leaks. Or maybe he was crying, but my head was getting wet either way.
You be quiet, at least you were somewhat dry, I was soaked! And it wasn't tears or rain dropping on your head...you made me mad by staying out there.
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in The 19th Hole
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Not just a pretty hat mijo, I'm also good at
mathe mathanumbers too.I no sleep pendejo, I lay in wait for you...
Not just a pretty hat mijo, I'm also good at
mathe mathanumbers too.I no sleep pendejo, I lay in wait for you...