I got one 16 years ago next month, less than a month after my son was born.
Wasn't a big deal except I felt one get snipped, it didn't hurt as such but felt like it was up in my guts somewhere.
I too didn't need some weird contraption for afterwards. Done on Friday and sat around for the weekend with bags of frozen peas on my gonads.
I used to wear @The Hat but he started getting a bit too big for his boots and thought he was the boss, plus he's too heavy and not breathable so I sweat like a ho in church.
Now I use either a gray or white Mizuno Tour Sun Hat that one of the guys from Mizuno gave me last year.
Not golf related at all and you'll see why.
As an Aussie, I actually do eat Vegemite. It can be hard and expensive to get (World Market is a ripoff) but I usually get it on Amazon. October 21 I bought a 12 x 220g case for $75...bargain. The same one now they want $125...ripoff.
So I bought this guy, 2.5kg tub, should last me a minute.
The 220g jar is for perspective.
I only buy bags with putter wells.
BTW, Furyk's theory is wrong, kind of. I live in Ohio (north) but IF I HAD to use that bag, my putter would go with the wedges.
However, the argument could be made that I'm from the south originally....the deep deep south.