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JBones

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  1. When the paint stripper can says "wash immediately" after skin contact, make sure you do that. I let it go for about 2 minutes and I now have a couple small chemical burns on my arm.

    1. GolfSpy Tim

      GolfSpy Tim

      brutal, but also kinda cool

    2. RoverRick

      RoverRick

      I knew some guys in the 80's that got a lot worse than chemical burns from stripers.

    3. RoverRick

      RoverRick

      I knew some guys in the 80's that got a lot worse than chemical burns from stripers.

  2. My douchebag little cousin shot the 9 hole record at his high schools home course tonight. He shot a 9 under 27; birdied every hole. He's such a jerk.

    1. GolfSpy WD

      GolfSpy WD

      how'd he do in the tournament you posted a while back?

    2. JBones

      JBones

      I don't remember which one that was, but he's pretty much won everything this year. He has done anything outside of his high school schedule yet. Qualifying for the Indiana Open is on June 2nd, that'll be his first tourney after school.

    3. Kanoito
  3. My cousin is such a smartass. I said "I've totally lost my swing" and he replies "why don't we make up some fliers and post them on the corner". Douchebag.

    1. Kanoito

      Kanoito

      hahahahahahahahha your cousin owns you every time!

    2. GolfSpy_X

      GolfSpy_X

      great quote, posted it up on Facebook!

       

    3. GolfSpy Barbajo

      GolfSpy Barbajo

      I have a cousin like that...

       

  4. My little cousin finished T4 in his first college tounament (John Piper Intercollegiate); he posted a +4 over 54 holes. He shot +3 on the final day with 63* temp, rain, and a 16mph wind. /Brag

    1. Tyk

      Tyk

      That's pretty cool Jbones, I bet he's fun to watch

    2. JBones

      JBones

      He is, just flushes it every time. I talked to him earlier and he said the longest par 4 yesterday was playing directly into the wind; he hit driver, 3W, 52* into the green.

    3. R.P. Jacobs II

      R.P. Jacobs II

      That's great! Just make sure that he doesn't forget the books. I played football & I know it's easy to get caught up in the sports, girls, etc. He sounds as though he's well grounded..The Best..

  5. Hey, T, who should I put my money on in the Breeders Cup?

    1. JBones

      JBones

      I've got a thing for Mucho Macho Man.

    2. Tony Covey MGS

      Tony Covey MGS

      I think I'm taking a shot on Brilliant Speed.

    3. JBones

      JBones

      I boxed Mucho and Brilliant.....heres to hoping my hot streak continues.

  6. My lil cuz was named Missouri Valley Conference Golfer of the Week, after his 3rd place finish in Jacksonville. http://www.mvc-sports.com/golf/news/2012-13/6547/mvc-announces-golfers-of-the-week-mar-13/

    1. R.P. Jacobs II

      R.P. Jacobs II

      And he's only a frickin freshman!!!!

       

      It's gonna get ugly around the MVC when Alex goes around the tracks a few times!!

       

      WOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    2. jaxbeachpackerfan

      jaxbeachpackerfan

      Tell him congratulations!!! Prevailing against good competition and a muni course!!!

    3. Tyk

      Tyk

      that's awesome! Congrats to him!

       

  7. I'm gonna pound the ball so hard this weekend, it won't be able to fly right for a week.

    1. hckymeyer

      hckymeyer

      Are you golfing too?

       

    2. JBones

      JBones

      Nah, just hitting balls.

    3. kygolfer1980

      kygolfer1980

      Gonna be a week before they don't plug on the course. This rain was nuts!!

  8. Just got an email from LeaderboardGolf.com and I should have my new Nike VR Tour driver next week. Will make sure I start up a post with pics and review.

    1. Tony Covey MGS

      Tony Covey MGS

      My guess is you're really going to like it. It's a MUCH better driver than I figured it would be.

    2. JBones

      JBones

      I liked my old Sumo, what it gave up in distance, it gained in accuracy. I hope this closed the distance gap and kept the accuracy.

  9. Wow, I played a course that should have had a clowns mouth on every green. Every single pin was placed on a mound the shape of a traffic cone. I had 40 strokes and 44 putts, including 2 four putts. Plus the greens were rolling at about a 20.

    1. Tyk

      Tyk

      We have a course out here that's always like that. The members can't even putt on thier own course! To top it off, they're very proud of thier unputtable greens.

    2. Justin66

      Justin66

      where are you at, Whispering Rock? I've heard their greens are just diabolical!

  10. I'm hitting the ball straight and it's hurting my game. I know it sounds funny, but it's hard to adjust after playing a 15-20yd draw for the last 20 years.

    1. GolfSpy_X

      GolfSpy_X

      One of the guys I play with is just like that. If he isn't scrambling out of the woods he cant score.

    2. JBones

      JBones

      I'm usually in the fairway, but it's because I aim 30-40yds right to allow for hook plus bounce/roll. Now I'm missing everything 20-30 yds right.

  11. I'm glad I went and played today. I made a double eagle on a 480yd par 5, with a 8I from 160. It was my first ever and in the first round this year. Could be a sign of things to come.

    1. GolfSpy_X

      GolfSpy_X

      Hellova a first round JBones.

    2. apples

      apples

      congrats ! i got my first double eagle last summer..no feeling like it !

  12. I hate myself for being awake at 3:00AM and watching Jack Hamms Dr Feelgood infomercial.

    1. GolfSpy_X

      GolfSpy_X

      LOL...you should.

    2. JBones

      JBones

      Well, I was already to the point where I could recite Sportscenter word for word.

  13. I'm absolutely killing the ball on the range, can't wait to get out on the course.

    1. daves81

      daves81

      It should be nice down there.We got out last weekend for the first time.Chance of snow this coming weekend up here.grrrr

    2. JBones

      JBones

      It's been beautiful, I just haven't had the time for anything other than the range.

       

  14. It's not supposed to be near as easy as what Rory is making it look.

    1. daves81

      daves81

      he will lose the lead i expect jmo like the masters

    2. daves81

      daves81

      well maybe not!

  15. So, I went and played the local par 3 with my lil cuz and he proceeds to break the course record (which was his already). He had 5 birdies and a hole in one, for a 20. He lipped out a 12' putt on 9 , that would have given him a 19.

    1. Kanoito

      Kanoito

      is it the same dick who is scratch at 16? :D

    2. JBones

      JBones

      Yep, same little jerk.

  16. Woohoo, got myself a couple caddy jobs for next year. My little cousin will be trying to qualify for the US Open, as well as the Nationwide Tour event that will be here next summer; I'll be on the bag for both.

    1. Kanoito

      Kanoito

      Awesome! Let us know if you are on TV... so we can say "hey! I know that guy" :D

    2. GolfSpy Tim

      GolfSpy Tim

      very cool!!! keep us updated, can't wait to see you on TV!

  17. Wow, this place pretty much shuts down during the Masters.

    1. Addicted2Golf

      Addicted2Golf

      I'm here huckleberry.

    2. GolfSpy Barbajo

      GolfSpy Barbajo

      The truly committed can multi-task ;-)

  18. I know it's only 2 holes in, but Tiger looks to be on his game today.

    1. JBones

      JBones

      And after I post this he misses the 4' birdie putt.

    2. Kanoito

      Kanoito

      haha and look at his OMG shot on 16th... good game Tiger!

  19. Oh hells yeah, Tiger, Phil, and Bubba playing together the first two rounds of the US Open.

    1. RoverRick

      RoverRick

      I heard about this at the bar at the club today but the guy said "it was one of them there markay pairens"

    2. RoverRick

      RoverRick

      I heard about this at the bar at the club today but the guy said "it was one of them there markay pairens"

  20. Not golf related, but I wanna throw this out there....................DA BEARS!

    1. revkev

      revkev

      I'm in such a world of hurt with one of my fantasy teams that I had to play Forte last night. Why they couldn't of fallen down on the 1 and let him run it in after those interceptions is beyond me.

    2. revkev

      revkev

      I'm in such a world of hurt with one of my fantasy teams that I had to play Forte last night. Why they couldn't of fallen down on the 1 and let him run it in after those interceptions is beyond me.

  21. One week until I go for my driver fitting........can't wait.

    1. kygolfer1980

      kygolfer1980

      Golf Plus or Golf Etc?

    2. JBones

      JBones

      Golf Etc, their selection is 10X what they have at Golf Plus.

  22. Been a pretty slow day in the golf world, everybody must be resting up for all the new release over the next couple days.

    1. hckymeyer

      hckymeyer

      Some of us are just depressed the season is over

    2. JBones

      JBones

      I hear you. I figured the snow here last night was the tears of you Minnesotans.

  23. What a boring start to the NFL season.

    1. GolfSpy Dave

      GolfSpy Dave

      College has been great so far though. How could any game follow the Boise/VT game from Monday? ND v. MI and Buckeye v. Canes. Wahoo! Wife will be pissed (again) this weekend. :)

  24. Anyone interested in a 9.5* Nike VR Tour straight fit with UST Mamiya Attas 6S shaft?

    1. JBones

      JBones

      It's only been hit MAYBE 20-25 times.

  25. We have 3" of snow on top of 2" of ice; yesterday I had four people ask "So, how many times you play this week?". I wan to punch them in the face. Don't poke the bear during hibernation.

    1. daves81

      daves81

      I hear you jbones you got it a little worse down there.we will make it come on spring

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