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MDGolfHacker

 
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  1. Haven't had much time to watch TV, but I had sleeper with Woody Allen on as background noise last night. Then volcano with tommy Lee Jones came on. MDGolfHacker
  2. I had Star Wars: The Force Awakens on in the background while I put up Christmas decorations in the living room (I've seen this movie more times than I can count as my son watches it non-stop) . Needless to say, it took me 3 hours to put up decorations that should of taken at most 30 minutes because I kept on stopping to watch it, lol. Earlier Knight Rider and Air Wolf were on. It was not a productive day, lol... MDGolfHacker
  3. One day Moses and Jesus were fishing, catching a ton of fish but they were getting a little bored. Moses says to Jesus "Wanna make a bet?" Since Jesus is always down for a bet, he couldn't refuse. Moses says, "Its been five thousand years since my last miracle but I bet you I can still pull it off." So he walks to the front of the boat and spreads his arms.. just like the olden days, the ocean parts and the boat is high and dry between giant walls of water. "Yeah, five thousand years and I still got it!" Moses then lowers his arms and the water comes rushing back. Jesus then says"Its only been two thousand years since my last miracle, but watch this!" Jesus then begins to attempt walking on the water. He takes one foot and steps on the water, then he takes a second step and sinks straight to the bottom of the ocean. He swims up and gets in the boat "Ok, two thousand years.. maybe i'm a little rusty, let me try it again." He then proceeds to take one step onto the ocean surface then another step and once again starts to sink straight to the bottom of the ocean.. He swims back up, gets in the boat and says... "I figured out why I'm sinking; last time I did this... I didnt have holes in my feet!" MDGolfHacker
  4. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis”. The wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.” I work in IT so this was pretty funny when I heard it! MDGolfHacker
  5. Ha ha ha, thought you were talking about MDHackerinPa love that movie! MDGolfHacker
  6. Ha ha ha awesome! Looks like I have less days than I thought. I'll be working late next week so no time to shop afterwards. So now I'm down to 11 days and nary a clue this year as to what to get her. Oh well, back to checking out more golf stuff on MLS... Lol MDGolfHacker
  7. Congratulations on the coming retirement! Funny, I just realized that I only have 16 more shopping days to figure out a gift for my wife. So what do I do, I do what any other Golfer does, spend a few hours on MGS and put off thinking about it until tomorrow, lol... MDGolfHacker
  8. Appreciate your service and your father's service to this great country of ours. MDGolfHacker
  9. I live in Maryland and I'm a hacker. It use to be MDHacker on a few other forums but sometimes that name was taken so it expanded to MDGolfHacker... Besides, with the other screen name I got asked if I was a surgeon or in the medical field (only if you have a sick PC or Network, lol). MDGolfHacker
  10. Arthur Christmas... What can I say...I have kids, LOL. Next up on the list, a Charlie Brown Christmas. MDGolfHacker
  11. I remember that putter. Awesome putter! MDGolfHacker
  12. I check every day just in case and nothing as well. MDGolfHacker
  13. Or he's a really, really, really bad Golfer, lol I must admit, I bought 10 dozen Nike'platinum ball quite a few summers ago thinking it would last me a few years, but all of a sudden I developed a hitch in my swing where I was slicing every ball off the tee, even irons off the tee. Then I'd follow that up with shank/slice on shots that I manged to get in play. That was a tough summer.. MDGolfHacker
  14. I agree, not rant worthy my passive/aggressive rant - I'm on a bus for 5 hours, but then I'll be in Miami jumping on a cruise ship for the next 7 days after... And of course no golf while on the boat; life is tough... Lol MDGolfHacker
  15. "Ah So you do still have ole Flesch'ies putter around. Nice. How'd you play." Yes, still have his irons too. As for how I played, moments of brilliance and then the other category ha ha ha. MDGolfHacker
  16. Yes, weighted heavier with lead tape by the tour pro. MDGolfHacker
  17. LOL, As for going to the course today... I was on a plane early AM heading to Florida. Plans were to just hang around my MIL's house until dinner. After I land, my MIL said she would watch the kids if I wanted to go golfing. Before she even finished the sentence, I threw the bag in the car and high tailed it out of there:) back was tight from being on the plane for so long, but I was out on an unexpected partial round of golf (we didn't start until 3:30ish). Love this Florida weather! BTW, Carolina Golfer 2, I was wrong about the putter in the backup bag in Florida. Check out the pics below as it may seem familiar to you a PGA Pro's old putter... MDGolfHacker
  18. Deleted double post. Dang spotty wifi... Lol
  19. I love me some cracker barrel! MDGolfHacker
  20. Ugh...played in a league with Carolina Golfer 2. He's seen me go really low, then the following week sky high. Unofficial HC is now 15.4...thought it was around 16-17. I'm going to try and shoot to get it down around a 10 by the end of 2017. Pretty hard goal to reach, but I'm going to go for it. I just need more range and play time. MDGolfHacker
  21. I'm in the office all day, hence all my posting ha ha ha! MDGolfHacker
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