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dagsix

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  1. A Catholic man goes into confession. Man: Bless me father for I have sinned. I said the F word while out golfing. Priest: What happened that caused you to say that? Man: I hit my drive right down the fairway and it hit the distance marker and caromed off into the woods. Priest: Is that what made you say it? Man: No father, as a gopher ran into the woods, picked up my ball, and ran away with it. Priest: Ah, that would be frustrating. Is that what did it? Man: No Father, the gopher only got a few yards with the ball when a eagle swooped down, picked up the gopher, and flew away. Priest: Wow! That's incredible. That would make many men say the "F" word. Man: That's not why I said it Father. You see, the gopher obviously wanted to get away so he dropped the ball so he could bite the bird. The ball landed right on the green, two feet away from the pin. Priest: You didn't miss the f****** putt did you!?
  2. Anything VH but I'd have to put this one first:
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