Mrs Davis is teaching her fourth graders simple math. She calls upon Johnny and says honey, there are three black birds on a telephone wire. If I were to shoot one of the birds how many would remain? Well Johnny's dad was a hunter and he knew that the sound was enough to scare most birds. Mrs. Davis he says, all three because the sound would scare them and they'd fly away without being hurt. Mrs. Davis said no Johnny, one would be shot so 3-2=1...
But I like the way you're thinking...
The kids in the class laughed and Johnny felt like a complete idiot in front of his classmates.
After lunch he raises his hand and said Mrs. Davis can I ask you a question?
Three young women are sitting on a bench in a park eating ice cream cones.
The first one is gently licking her ice cream, seems to be savoring it.
The second is chomping down taking the entire thing down in one or two bites.
The third is barely eating it. Barely touching it as if he tongue was allergic to the taste.
Now, Mrs. Davis, of these three women, which one is married?
After a long pause and considering her audience she says well honey, it's probably the one who is just barely and slowly eating her ice cream.
NOPE! It's the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking!!!
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