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I'm counting on him. What else could have happened?

I'm about ready to trade Alex Noren for a dozen Pinnacles and a case of Diet Mt. Dew! Edit: I take that back. I'll settle for a sleeve of Nitros and a cup of tap water. Holy crap!

Unfortunately, just as Bubba Fett was about to tee off, the Cantina Band showed up and began to play

to go to Augusta in a '76 AMC Pacer and be admitted

I did it that way specifically so the wife WOULDN'T let me do laundry.

If you take a look at my roster, you'll notice you don't have anything to worry about this week. None of my 4 best scorers are in the field (although maybe Haas will take me home like he did the last time I put him in the lineup.)

so that backstopping wouldn't be penalized

I've been doing my own for quite a while. It really is pretty simple. You'll probably be as happy with your own results as you will with someone else doing them. Plus, you can use the money you save on more golf.

What?

Tie matchup going to Sunday. My 4 guys go a cumulative +10, with no one under par. I hate this game.

It's funny 'cause it's true!

Keep it up. Looks pretty darn good to me. Anxious to hear how it affects your play on the course after a few months.

talk about the appropriate technique for dropping from knee level.

Why's it uncomfortable? It's all about the match-ups, baby! Just keep winning.

Nitro golf balls and Pride Manufacturing golf tees

Welcome from SW Florida.

Welcome from SW Florida.

Taylormade burner irons. Hated them from the moment I got them. Didn't like the feel, the appearance at address, the grips or the shafts. Bought them cheap as part of a whole bag (a few clubs of which I'm still playing) but free would have been too much to pay. Did I mention I hated them?

but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't kill that wasp

This offended Feherty deeply

and do the Macarena instead of introductions to entertain the crowd.

But his blankie couldn't be found, so he had to settle for one of Mickelson' s used long-sleeve button-down shirts.

The course I grew up playing was interestingly suited for short rounds. It was a nine hole course, and every hole had at least two distinct tee boxes, one for the front and one for the back. The really convenient thing was that the #8 tee was closer to the #1 green than the #2 tee was. That meant you could play 1, 8, 9 in a very logical manner. I've played 3, 6, 9, 12 and 18 hole rounds on that course many times. It was very common, when I was first learning the game, for me to go with my parents around dusk and just play 1, 8, 9. While I don't necessarily think this is a pace of play thing, I do see the benefit of engaging people in the game.

and heckling Bernhard Langer at the Chubb classic at Lely Resort

Wedgie woke up and discovered his feet were in fact being massaged......by Rosie O'Donnell