One of the senior guys at my club affectionately refers to our course as an old lady who can be ornary but it also known to give out candy in the form of makeable birdie putts. You have to treat her respectfully if you want a piece.
Another one, just for fun... I'm not currently making a lot of my birdie puts but thought seeing this lighthearted reminder to focus on my putts might help! I'd choose to donate to an animal rescue group, perhaps the international humane society.