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The Covert Affair


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It all started so innocently.  My wife was out of town for the weekend, and I was hanging out at the club with some buddies.  That was my first experience with her, personally.  Oh sure, I had heard of her, and seen her at a distance across the aisle at the store, maybe even looked at a picture or two of her, but, this time, she was with my buddy.  He wasted very little time letting me know that if I was interested, she was available, and she could, quite frankly, rock my world.

 

At first, I was not interested.  I was very content with what I had.  We have been together for a number of years, and while I could see no harm in looking, I was planning on going home to the same one I had that morning. 

 

I mean, yes, she was sexy, and youthful, and beautiful to look at, but not exactly the new kid on the block.  And it may sound prudish but she did not come from an old “country club” type family, what some might call “new money”.   And she was a ginger, a ‘red head'.  Not redheaded like in the Howdy Dowdy sense of the word.  She was a sexy red head like Tina Louise of Gilligan's Island.  What male of my age does not remember her?   

 

How can I describe her up close?  Wow, like sex on a stick. 

 

She was not just another pretty face.  Up top, she was perfectly proportion, but down under, oh boy! She was like nothing I have ever experienced.   So, after some, ah…  ogling and, what I am ashamed could be described as fondling, I ended up taking her deep, and, OMG!  It was like she called my name.

 

Before I knew it, I had taken her home for the weekend and was having my way with her.  What followed was a blissful two days.  But sadly, it was just two days.  I don't know if was the stereotypical head strong red head, or our age difference or what but, as I grow older, it is no longer about taking it deep all the time.  I am more into controlling the moment, perhaps taking it high, or low, or favoring this side or that side, not always just banging away with abandon.  But she had a mind of her own.  There was no compromise or controlling her, and sadly, the bloom is off the rose.

 

I now find myself going back to the way things were, with a somewhat empty feeling from having put myself in this predicament and fear the trust and commitment that was once there has been irreparably damaged.  Last Thursday, she ended up going back home to my buddy.

 

It was a brief and covert affair.  Oh wait, it was a brief affair with the Covert.

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Rick,

 

That was an amazing piece of prose..........and from someone who had a brief, one year affair with the redhead.  But my true love is like my Kentucky blood......BLUE.

Driver: image.png.6ba1c8a254ad57aa05e527b74c2e04ba.png0311 XF 10.5* w/Project X Cypher 40 gram Senior shaft or 0811 XF 12* w/Evenflo Riptide CB Senior shaft

Fairways:  image.png.80321f01fc46450b6f428c7daf7b3471.png0211 5W & 7W w/ Evenflo Riptide CB  regular shaft and Tour Edge E521 9W w/Fubuki HD50 regular shaft

Hybrid: None in bag at the moment

IronsTitleist T300 5-PW w/Fubuki MV Senior graphite shafts w/Golf Pride Tour

Wedges: Edison forged 49*, 53* and 57* wedges with KB PGI Senior shafts(80 grm).

Putter: 33” Evnroll ER6R or  ER2 or Bellum Winmore Model 707,   or Nike Method Core Drone  w/Evnroll Gravity Grip

Bag: Vice cart bag(Black/Lime). 

Ball: Snell MTB Prime X, Maxfli Tour/S/X CG, Titleist Pro V1x or Titleist TruFeel

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Whew-- I need a moment...

 

Tina Louise? You are the man, although I'm more a a Mary Ann guy myself...

 

What's in the bag:
 
Driver:  :titelist-small:TSR3; :wilson_staff_small: DynaPWR Carbon
FW Wood: :wilson_staff_small: DynaPWR 3-wood; :titleist-small: TSR 2+
Hybrids:  PXG Gen4 18-degree
Utility Irons: :srixon-small: ZX MkII 20* 
Irons:;  :Sub70:699/699 Pro V2 Combo; :wilson_staff_small: D9 Forged;  :macgregor-small:MT86 (coming soon!); :macgregor-small: VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; 

Wedges:  :cleveland-small: RTX6 Zipcore
Putter: :cleveland-small: HB Soft Milled 10.5;  :scotty-small: Newport Special Select;  :edel-golf-1:  Willamette,  :bettinardi-small: BB8; :wilson-small: 8802; MATI Monto

Ball: :bridgestone-small: Tour B RXS; :srixon-small: Z-STAR Diamond; :wilson_staff_small: Triad

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  • 3 weeks later...

Although things did not work out between me and this one, I now have a date with her sister.  I don't know much about her but someone said something about a Tour Model.

:ping-small:G430LST 10.5° on     T P T    POWER 18 Hi Driver 

:ping-small:G430MAX 3w  on     T P T    POWER 18 Hi Fairway 

:ping-small:G425 3H on     T P T    POWER 18 Hi Hybrid 

:taylormade-small:P790 Black 4-A 
on :kbs: TGI 80S
 

:mizuno-small: ES21 54-8° & 58-12° on :kbs: Hi Rev

:L.A.B.:DF2.1 on :accra: White

:titelist-small: ProV1  

:918457628_PrecisionPro: Precision Pro  NX7 Pro

All Iron grips are BestGrips Micro-Perforated Mid

Driver, 3w, 3H are JumboMax JMX UltraLite XS 

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I believe this may apply to the above situation...

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In Nick's Ogio Edge Stand Bag
Driver: Taylormade Rocketballz 9.5* Aldila Rip'd NV Stiff
Fairway: Tour Edge CB4 15* Rip Gamma Stiff
Hybrid: Adams Idea Pro A12 18* KBS Tour X
Irons: Mizuno MP-53 3-PW DG X100
Wedges: Mizuno MP R-12 52* & 56* DG Spinner
Putter: Taylormade Ghost Spider Si 38"

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