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The Covert Affair


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It all started so innocently.  My wife was out of town for the weekend, and I was hanging out at the club with some buddies.  That was my first experience with her, personally.  Oh sure, I had heard of her, and seen her at a distance across the aisle at the store, maybe even looked at a picture or two of her, but, this time, she was with my buddy.  He wasted very little time letting me know that if I was interested, she was available, and she could, quite frankly, rock my world.

 

At first, I was not interested.  I was very content with what I had.  We have been together for a number of years, and while I could see no harm in looking, I was planning on going home to the same one I had that morning. 

 

I mean, yes, she was sexy, and youthful, and beautiful to look at, but not exactly the new kid on the block.  And it may sound prudish but she did not come from an old “country club” type family, what some might call “new money”.   And she was a ginger, a ‘red head'.  Not redheaded like in the Howdy Dowdy sense of the word.  She was a sexy red head like Tina Louise of Gilligan's Island.  What male of my age does not remember her?   

 

How can I describe her up close?  Wow, like sex on a stick. 

 

She was not just another pretty face.  Up top, she was perfectly proportion, but down under, oh boy! She was like nothing I have ever experienced.   So, after some, ah…  ogling and, what I am ashamed could be described as fondling, I ended up taking her deep, and, OMG!  It was like she called my name.

 

Before I knew it, I had taken her home for the weekend and was having my way with her.  What followed was a blissful two days.  But sadly, it was just two days.  I don't know if was the stereotypical head strong red head, or our age difference or what but, as I grow older, it is no longer about taking it deep all the time.  I am more into controlling the moment, perhaps taking it high, or low, or favoring this side or that side, not always just banging away with abandon.  But she had a mind of her own.  There was no compromise or controlling her, and sadly, the bloom is off the rose.

 

I now find myself going back to the way things were, with a somewhat empty feeling from having put myself in this predicament and fear the trust and commitment that was once there has been irreparably damaged.  Last Thursday, she ended up going back home to my buddy.

 

It was a brief and covert affair.  Oh wait, it was a brief affair with the Covert.

 

Driver:      :taylormade-small:  SIM2 Max 9° on Fujikura VENTUS Blue 5S

Fairway:   :taylormade-small:  M6 15°  On Matrix White Tie 

                  :mizuno-small: ST180 18° on MRC Fubuki 

                     :ping-small:  G425MAX  7  Flat on Fujikura VENTUS Blue 6s

                     :ping-small:  G425MAX  9  Flat on :ping-small: Alta CB 65R

Hybrid:     :ping-small:  G425MAX  6 H Flat on :ping-small: Alta CB 65R

Irons:     :ping-small:  i 500 7-P on True Temper Dynamic Gold

Wedges: :vokey-small: SM8 50°, 54° & 60° on True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge

Putter:    :cameron-small: Studio Style Newport 1.5

Balls:      :titelist-small: Pro V1X :taylormade-small: TP5x 

Shoes:     :footjoy-small:  

Range Finder: :918457628_PrecisionPro: Precision Pro  NX7 Pro

All grips are BestGrips Micro-Perforated

 

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Rick,

 

That was an amazing piece of prose..........and from someone who had a brief, one year affair with the redhead.  But my true love is like my Kentucky blood......BLUE.

Driver: PXG 0211 w/Evenflo Riptide CB Regular shaft 

Fairways:  Cobra King F8 3-4W(16*), 5-6W(20*) both w/Mitsubishi ck Blue regular shaft and Patriot 7W w/AccuLaunch 60 by Accuflex

Hybrid: Cobra F8 3 Hybrid(19*) w/Recoil ES regular shaft 

Irons: Wilson D7 5-PW w/Recoil 460 Regular graphite shafts 

Wedges: Cleveland RTX Zipcore(50*/54*/58*) w/True Temper Spinner Wedge steel shaft  

Putter: 33" Evnroll ER2 w/Evnroll Gravity Grip 

Bag: Vice cart bag(Black).  

Pushcart:  Caddytek 3.0 from Costco

Ball: Maxfli Tour CG & Titleist Pro V1x.

 

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Whew-- I need a moment...

 

Tina Louise? You are the man, although I'm more a a Mary Ann guy myself...

 

What's in the bag:
 
Driver:  Sub 70 639D - 9.5; :cleveland-small: Launcher HB Turbo; :mizuno-small: ST 190 
FW Wood: :tour-edge: Tour Edge EXS 220 - 15*; :mizuno-small: ST 180 14*
Hybrids:  PXG 0311 22
Utility Irons: :wilson_staff_small: Staff Model Utilities 18, 21, 24*;  Lynx VT Stinger - 16*
Irons::wilson_staff_small: D7 Forged; :benhogan-small:PTx Pro, :macgregor-small: VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; :wilson_staff_small: Progressives (circa 1993)

Wedges:  :cleveland-small: CBX -2, :benhogan-small:Riviera 52-56-60; :wilson_staff_small: Staff Model
Putter:   :edel-golf-1:  Willamette,  :bettinardi-small: BB8,  :benhogan-small:Baby Ben

Ball: :bridgestone-small: Tour B X (2020); :srixon-small: Z-STAR XV

Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: :ShotScope:


 
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  • 3 weeks later...

Although things did not work out between me and this one, I now have a date with her sister.  I don't know much about her but someone said something about a Tour Model.

 

Driver:      :taylormade-small:  SIM2 Max 9° on Fujikura VENTUS Blue 5S

Fairway:   :taylormade-small:  M6 15°  On Matrix White Tie 

                  :mizuno-small: ST180 18° on MRC Fubuki 

                     :ping-small:  G425MAX  7  Flat on Fujikura VENTUS Blue 6s

                     :ping-small:  G425MAX  9  Flat on :ping-small: Alta CB 65R

Hybrid:     :ping-small:  G425MAX  6 H Flat on :ping-small: Alta CB 65R

Irons:     :ping-small:  i 500 7-P on True Temper Dynamic Gold

Wedges: :vokey-small: SM8 50°, 54° & 60° on True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge

Putter:    :cameron-small: Studio Style Newport 1.5

Balls:      :titelist-small: Pro V1X :taylormade-small: TP5x 

Shoes:     :footjoy-small:  

Range Finder: :918457628_PrecisionPro: Precision Pro  NX7 Pro

All grips are BestGrips Micro-Perforated

 

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I believe this may apply to the above situation...

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In Nick's Ogio Edge Stand Bag
Driver: Taylormade Rocketballz 9.5* Aldila Rip'd NV Stiff
Fairway: Tour Edge CB4 15* Rip Gamma Stiff
Hybrid: Adams Idea Pro A12 18* KBS Tour X
Irons: Mizuno MP-53 3-PW DG X100
Wedges: Mizuno MP R-12 52* & 56* DG Spinner
Putter: Taylormade Ghost Spider Si 38"

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