Bogey in The Woods Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 So as a way to say thanks for the Member of the Month Award, I thought I would have some fun. I am a big fan of the Most Interesting Man in The World ad campaign. So I want to see what we could come up with for him in the golf world! A few examples: - His driver has two settings: in the hole, and in the hole - He once aced number 17 at TPC Sawgrass , from the tee box on number 4 at Bethpage. - When he plays Augusta, Chuck Norris caddies for him in a kilt! - His first round on golf, he shot an 18. Yeah those were off the top of my head. So lets see what we can come up with. The winner will get some golf trinket that I have at the house. Not sure what it will be, but know it will be a golf something. Should I really laugh my butt off, the winner may, just may, get the true story of Number 17 from my and jdiddyesquire's last round together. (sorry bro) As with my tenure as the M.O.M. , I will announce the winner when the next M.O.M. is named. So show me what ya got! Driver: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 70g Stiff Fairway Wood: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 60g StiffHybrids: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK Stiff Irons: R-11s KBS Stiff. Wedges: Cleveland 588 Rotax 56* Some no name 60* I got at Goodwill for $5 Putter:: MGS Ketsch Special Edition Ball: :e7, normally. If not, whatever I found while looking for mine in the Tall GrassBag :Birdies for the Brave Org.14 Desert Camo Shoes : Oakley Cipher 2 Addidas Adizero One Wd Nike Lunar Control 6 other pair "just in case" Founder: Texas BBQ Curtain (according to Jdiddyesquire) Favorite #TOURSAUCE Move: signing a ball and tossing it to a non existent fan as I walk back to cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hckymeyer Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Divots replace themselves after he swings He once got a bogey just to see how it feels His driver shaft is Dos XX flex He once putted off the green just so he could chip in for par Driver: SLDR w/ Fujikura Ventus Black 3w: '16 M2 hl w/ Diamana D+ 82 5w: Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Yellow Hybrid: 22 deg. Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Black Irons: 5i - gap Launcher CBX w/ Nippon Modus 3 125 Wedges: 54 CBX & 58 Zipcore w/ Nippon Modus 3 125 Putter: Red 7s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK in TEXAS Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 His driver shaft is Dos XX flex That's funny :-)) MENTOR, L4 COACH & TRAINER FIRST TEE GREATER HOUSTON HDCP: 8.3 (GHIN: 3143312) In my bag, April 2023 TS3 Driver & 4 Wood Hzrdous Smoke Shaft (Stiff Flex) TS2 Hybrids Mitsubishi Tensei Shaft (Stiff Flex) MP-59 5-PW; KBS Tour (Regular Flex) SM8 Wedges EVNROLL ER2 Putter SRIXON Z-STAR DIAMOND BALL Sun Mountain Cart Bag 4.0 Push Cart (I'm walking 9 outta 10 rounds!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undershooter Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 This is absolutely hilarious! Great post Bogey! Courses have separate tee boxes just for him. He once called a penalty on himself for being too good, just to make the match closer. His first time to shoot his age was on his 18th birthday. Someone once thought he was "away," they were mistaken. When he talks to the ball, it listens. He once entered a long drive competition, he won with his friend's left handed putter. When he putts, the hole actually does get bigger. To him, there is no such thing as a bad bounce. He once won an event walking backwards just to see what second place looks like. Me and a guy at work just spent a few minutes going over this and this is what we came up with so far. I have to admit, I was smiling the whole time. Driver- Tmag 2017 M2 tour issue 8.5* actual loft 7.8* w/ HZRDS Green PVD 70TX" Fairway Metal- Taylormade SLDR Mini Driver 12* w/ Fujikura Rombax TP95-X" Utility- Mizuno MPH5 1 iron w/ Aldila RIP 85X (depending on course/ conditions) Irons- Mizuno MP- FLI HI 2i w/ Aldila Proto ByYou 100X Mizuno MP59 4i-6I w/ PX 6.5 Mizuno MP69 7i-PW w/ PX 6.5 Wedges- Scratch 8620 Driver/Slider set. 50*, 54* bent to 55* and 60* Putter- Taylormade Spider Tour w/ flow neck Ball- Bridgestone Tour B X Bag- Sun Mountain C130 Supercharged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogey in The Woods Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 Me and a guy at work just spent a few minutes going over this and this is what we came up with so far. I have to admit, I was smiling the whole time. I'm glad. That was my aim the whole time. As well as get rid of some golf stuff the wife keeps yelling at me about. Driver: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 70g Stiff Fairway Wood: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 60g StiffHybrids: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK Stiff Irons: R-11s KBS Stiff. Wedges: Cleveland 588 Rotax 56* Some no name 60* I got at Goodwill for $5 Putter:: MGS Ketsch Special Edition Ball: :e7, normally. If not, whatever I found while looking for mine in the Tall GrassBag :Birdies for the Brave Org.14 Desert Camo Shoes : Oakley Cipher 2 Addidas Adizero One Wd Nike Lunar Control 6 other pair "just in case" Founder: Texas BBQ Curtain (according to Jdiddyesquire) Favorite #TOURSAUCE Move: signing a ball and tossing it to a non existent fan as I walk back to cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcombs1026 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He's so popular, golf courses book him He goes for par 5s in 1 Irons - Adams Idea A7 with plastic and paint stripped for sleek look Wedges - anything Cleveland 52, 56, 60 Putter - ever changing, currently Rife Abaco 35in 3 wood - Adams speedline Driver - TM R11S, stiff, 9.5 Ball - ProV1, Hex chrome, NXT Tour, Srixon Z star HDCP - 13 Cincinnati, OH "9 birdies and 9 bogeys is a hell of a lot more fun than 18 pars" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McaseyM Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He usually walks the course, but when he rides, he takes Optimus Prime.He no longer uses a driver, he grew tired of ducking to avoid his ball hitting him in the back of the head.Drive for show, putt for........what is putting?The last time he shot a 72 at a course was when he played 4 consecutive roundsAnd who do you think taught God and Jack to hit the 1 iron?Plays Pebble Beach without staying at the hotel.When he buys a drink, the cart girls tip him What's in my bag: Driver : F9 10.5, Fujikura Speeder 757 TR Fairway F9 15.5° Aldila Rogue White 80X Hybrid: King F7 18° KBS Tour PROTO Hybrid 95 S+ Irons: z585 4i - 6i, z785 7i-PW, Nippon Modus 120X Wedges: CBX 50.11, 55.11, 60.10 TT DG S400 Black Putter: Honey Badger 34" Ball: Q-Star Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy Barbajo Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Good Lord this one is fun! Gotta get my thinking golf cap on... What's in the bag: Driver: TSR3; DynaPWR Carbon FW Wood: DynaPWR 3-wood; TSR 2+ Hybrids: PXG Gen4 18-degree Utility Irons: ZX MkII 20* Irons:; 699/699 Pro V2 Combo; D9 Forged; MT86 (coming soon!); VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; Wedges: RTX6 Zipcore Putter: HB Soft Milled 10.5; Newport Special Select; Willamette, BB8; 8802; MATI Monto Ball: Tour B RXS; Z-STAR Diamond; Triad Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: Follow @golfspybarbajo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGolfore Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 When he makes a hole in one, people buy him drinks Driver: Callaway Rogue 9* FW: Sub 70 Pro 4 wood Hybrid: Sub 70 949 Hybrid 19* Irons: Sub 70 659 CB 4 - 6 Black 639 MB 7 - PW Wedges: Sub 70 JB - 50* 54* & 60* Putter: Odyssey White Hot #2 Ball: Titleist Pro-V1x Handicap index: +3.9 Instagram: joshandersongolf Twitter: @jacustomgolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy Barbajo Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Starts a round with only one ball, and he leaves with a dozen.... What's in the bag: Driver: TSR3; DynaPWR Carbon FW Wood: DynaPWR 3-wood; TSR 2+ Hybrids: PXG Gen4 18-degree Utility Irons: ZX MkII 20* Irons:; 699/699 Pro V2 Combo; D9 Forged; MT86 (coming soon!); VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; Wedges: RTX6 Zipcore Putter: HB Soft Milled 10.5; Newport Special Select; Willamette, BB8; 8802; MATI Monto Ball: Tour B RXS; Z-STAR Diamond; Triad Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: Follow @golfspybarbajo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Starts a round with only one ball, and he leaves with a dozen.... 20 years ago I used to do that!! I always found a lot of balls while looking for mine. Most were better than the one I was using. Did that make me the Most Interesting Man in the World? I am not that interesting anymore. “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighFade Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I'm drawing a blank, but this one's my favorite, Undershooter When he talks to the ball, it listens. There is no spoon. WITB TaylorMade M3 Callaway Diablo 15° Callaway Diablo 18° Callaway Steelhead XR Pro 4-W Mizuno TP-4 50, 54, 58 TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spyder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evershady Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's shot the lowest score at The Masters over a dozen times as the non-competing maker. Chippewa Falls Wisconsin 10.3 Index Right Handed What's in the bag: Driver: FG Tour F5 8* Fujikura Speeder 757 Evolution Tour Spec X-flex, Anser 8*, Black Grafalloy Bi-Matrix X-Flex; King LTD Pro Orange Grafalloy Bi-Matrix X-Flex FW Wood: FG Tour F5 15* Fujikura Speeder 757 Evolution Tour Spec X-Flex Anse14*, Fujikura Speeder 757 US Open Edition , X-Stiff Irons: FG Tour V4 2 utility Iron, 3-PW, +0.25, 2* Upright, True Temper Dynamic Gold X-100 Wedges: FG Tour PMP Gun Blue 52* bent to 51*, 56* True Temper Dynamic Gold X-100 Shafts E2 35", 8802 35.5", Scottsdale, Wolverine C 35" Anser Milled, Anser 2 34" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdiddyesquire Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 The only slice he sees on the golf course comes from the cart girl. The only thing he pulls is the ball out of the hole. He yells fore on every par five to warn anyone on the green. When he plays in tournaments no one will insure the hole in one. -Justin- @jdiddyesquire Driver - Speedline Super LS 9.5*, Matrix Red Tie 6Q3 X stiff3 Wood - Tour Edge Exotics CB4 Tour 13*, Aldila NV Protopype 80X Irons - 3-PW rac LT, KBS Tour XWedges - MP-T4, 50.6, 56.14, 60.5Putter - Odyssey White Hot Pro Rossie Bag: Daltrek Carry-Lite Stand Bag Shoes: Lunar Swingtip Suede Ball: Wilson Staff Duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Starts a round with only one ball, and he leaves with a dozen.... That's my f-i-l. Spends more time looking for his ball and picking more up than playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 When he makes a hole in one, people buy him drinks And that's how it should be. Everyone has had that backwards all along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txstcatman Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 His foot wedge has conforming grooves His gap wedge is stamped "I don't always chip in" and his sand wedge says "yes I do" I don't always hit driver on Par 4 and 5s but when I do it's so I can practice my short game. When he doesn't hit one last the ladies tee box, his partners play the hole with their pants down. When he repairs pitch marks it improves course conditions. Bag One: '16 M2, Tour AD-GP 7S XTD Ti 15*, Tour AD-GT 8S RBZ Stage2 Tour Issue 18.5* hybrid, Matrix Ozik Altus 85S Wilson FG Tour F5 21* hybrid, stock MP-H5 4-PW, Project X 5.5 MP-T5, 51/08, Project X 5.5 MP-T5, 58/10, DG Spinner 2012 Newport2, 34" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogey in The Woods Posted May 12, 2015 Author Share Posted May 12, 2015 Loving the ones you guys have come up with so far. I have been keeping my own list. Didnt want to post my list until contest over, but will let one slip: The color of a Masters Green Jackets were copied from his eye color. Driver: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 70g Stiff Fairway Wood: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 60g StiffHybrids: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK Stiff Irons: R-11s KBS Stiff. Wedges: Cleveland 588 Rotax 56* Some no name 60* I got at Goodwill for $5 Putter:: MGS Ketsch Special Edition Ball: :e7, normally. If not, whatever I found while looking for mine in the Tall GrassBag :Birdies for the Brave Org.14 Desert Camo Shoes : Oakley Cipher 2 Addidas Adizero One Wd Nike Lunar Control 6 other pair "just in case" Founder: Texas BBQ Curtain (according to Jdiddyesquire) Favorite #TOURSAUCE Move: signing a ball and tossing it to a non existent fan as I walk back to cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy Barbajo Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 He turned down Augusta's plea for membership because they didn't allow women. Now they do... What's in the bag: Driver: TSR3; DynaPWR Carbon FW Wood: DynaPWR 3-wood; TSR 2+ Hybrids: PXG Gen4 18-degree Utility Irons: ZX MkII 20* Irons:; 699/699 Pro V2 Combo; D9 Forged; MT86 (coming soon!); VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; Wedges: RTX6 Zipcore Putter: HB Soft Milled 10.5; Newport Special Select; Willamette, BB8; 8802; MATI Monto Ball: Tour B RXS; Z-STAR Diamond; Triad Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: Follow @golfspybarbajo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluggo42 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 His driver knits it's own cover He doesn't need spikes, the earth hugs his feet TSr2 on tensi blue stiff Speedzone 3-wood on Tensi blue S Epic Max 5 and 7 woods on HZRDUS Reg flex Paradym 9 wood on HZRDUS reg flex P770 / P790 combo set on Ventus R-6 shafts 6-AW T22 Denim Copper 54°, 58° on Kinetic X Trajectory ER3 or, E.A.S. #4 (“Fang” or “Adele”) ProV1x, or, Maxfli Tour X .Org 14 cart bag Adidas Tour 360 , or Sketcher shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluggo42 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 He tells the laser what the distance is... Ricky's girlfriend is his ex G/F When he went in for a custom fitting, he ended up fitting a new set for the fitter TSr2 on tensi blue stiff Speedzone 3-wood on Tensi blue S Epic Max 5 and 7 woods on HZRDUS Reg flex Paradym 9 wood on HZRDUS reg flex P770 / P790 combo set on Ventus R-6 shafts 6-AW T22 Denim Copper 54°, 58° on Kinetic X Trajectory ER3 or, E.A.S. #4 (“Fang” or “Adele”) ProV1x, or, Maxfli Tour X .Org 14 cart bag Adidas Tour 360 , or Sketcher shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp0rtsfan86 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 When he steps up the caddies asks him what to swing. His 19th hole stories carry on to the 36th hole. When he puts one in the water, the lake throws it back on the fairway. The only chili dips he has are at the bar. Driver: Epic Flash 12 Degree Wood: GBB 3 Wood Hybrid: Razr 4 hybriid stiff stock shaft. Irons: X2 Hot 4 iron (pro version) 5 iron - Gap Wedge (non pro version). KBS 120g Shaft stiff cut 1/2 inch bent 1°upright Wedges: 52° 56° and 60°. All grips are Golf pride grips midsized Putter (lefty): Odyssey Metal-X #8 34", stock shaft bent 2° Superstroke grip Golf Balls: 2018-9 Pro-V1x and Prov1s Shoes: Dryjoy tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanoito Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 You guys have been describing Kim Jong-un this whole time! SpeedZone 9* w/ Aldila Rogue Silver 60 S X2 Hot 3 Deep 14.5* w/ Aldila Tour Green 75 S JetSpeed 5W 19* w/ Matrix Velox T 69 S OR Super LS 3H 19* w/ Kuro Kage Black 80 S JPX919 Forged 4-PW w/ Modus3 105 S Vokey SM7 50/08F, 54/14F & 58/08M w/ Modus3 115 Wedge ER1 34" w/ SuperStroke Fatso 2.0 Pro / H2NO Lite Cart Bag / 3.0 / NX7 Pro LRF My reviews: MLA Putter // Titleist SM7 // PING i500 // PuttOUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 -- He once made a par......just to see how it feels. -- His glutes ALWAYS fire. -- Ben Hogan once hit a draw just because he said to. Driver -- Nike Covert 2.0 Black 3w -- Ping Anser 14* 3h -- Nike Covert 2.0 Tour Irons -- Adams CMB 5-GW w/Nippon NSPro 950 Wedges -- Miura Forged 55*, Miura K-Grind 1957 60* Putter -- Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 Ball -- 3up 3f12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluggo42 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 He teed up once, but went a little long, had to sink a 300 yard wedge coming back.. TSr2 on tensi blue stiff Speedzone 3-wood on Tensi blue S Epic Max 5 and 7 woods on HZRDUS Reg flex Paradym 9 wood on HZRDUS reg flex P770 / P790 combo set on Ventus R-6 shafts 6-AW T22 Denim Copper 54°, 58° on Kinetic X Trajectory ER3 or, E.A.S. #4 (“Fang” or “Adele”) ProV1x, or, Maxfli Tour X .Org 14 cart bag Adidas Tour 360 , or Sketcher shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 He considers practicing golf to be cheating; he's an expert having only played once. When he says "Stay thirsty my friends" the cart girl shows up with Dos Equis. "I don't always play music on the golf course but when I do, I play both kinds of music... country and western." “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp0rtsfan86 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The cart girls hit on him Driver: Epic Flash 12 Degree Wood: GBB 3 Wood Hybrid: Razr 4 hybriid stiff stock shaft. Irons: X2 Hot 4 iron (pro version) 5 iron - Gap Wedge (non pro version). KBS 120g Shaft stiff cut 1/2 inch bent 1°upright Wedges: 52° 56° and 60°. All grips are Golf pride grips midsized Putter (lefty): Odyssey Metal-X #8 34", stock shaft bent 2° Superstroke grip Golf Balls: 2018-9 Pro-V1x and Prov1s Shoes: Dryjoy tours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluggo42 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 There is no need for the crowd control people to hold up their "quiet" signs, even the birds stop chirping The marshals ask his approval He prefers hickory shafts and ballotta balls. Ben Hogan asked him to proofread his book when he was only six years old... TSr2 on tensi blue stiff Speedzone 3-wood on Tensi blue S Epic Max 5 and 7 woods on HZRDUS Reg flex Paradym 9 wood on HZRDUS reg flex P770 / P790 combo set on Ventus R-6 shafts 6-AW T22 Denim Copper 54°, 58° on Kinetic X Trajectory ER3 or, E.A.S. #4 (“Fang” or “Adele”) ProV1x, or, Maxfli Tour X .Org 14 cart bag Adidas Tour 360 , or Sketcher shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogey in The Woods Posted May 15, 2015 Author Share Posted May 15, 2015 These are awesome! Figured I would post part of my list in order to spark more thoughts.... Masters Green Jackets color was copied from his eye color. Big Bertha was his first girlfriend. Callaway can only be called the Kings of Speed because he doesn't use the name anymore. He can hit the green in one…….ANYWHERE. His FedEx cup is filled with Dos XX. In the days or “yore†the Ryder cup competition was Europe vs USA vs HIM! The ball that Allan Sheppard hit on the moon was put there by him. They changed the name to The Open Championship when he quit playing to signal to others they had a chance now. His GrandSlam has five events. Arnie, Gary and Jack were the honorary starters at the Masters only after he couldn't make it. He doesn't have a caddie carrying 13 clubs. He has 13 caddies carrying a club each. His ProV1 doesn't have a number on it. It just says “his†Jimmy Hoffa wouldn't let him play through. You seen Jimmy lately? Exactly…….. His cart girls were all Playmates of the year. Driver: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 70g Stiff Fairway Wood: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK 60g StiffHybrids: Nike Covert 2.0 Tour KK Stiff Irons: R-11s KBS Stiff. Wedges: Cleveland 588 Rotax 56* Some no name 60* I got at Goodwill for $5 Putter:: MGS Ketsch Special Edition Ball: :e7, normally. If not, whatever I found while looking for mine in the Tall GrassBag :Birdies for the Brave Org.14 Desert Camo Shoes : Oakley Cipher 2 Addidas Adizero One Wd Nike Lunar Control 6 other pair "just in case" Founder: Texas BBQ Curtain (according to Jdiddyesquire) Favorite #TOURSAUCE Move: signing a ball and tossing it to a non existent fan as I walk back to cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txstcatman Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 He knows Hogan's 6th secret... The cart girls at courses hit on him! His ponytail holder is all that keeps us from being annihilated by his hair's awesomeness... His pre-range stretches have been known to cause a sudden spike in pregnancy rates across all continents. Bag One: '16 M2, Tour AD-GP 7S XTD Ti 15*, Tour AD-GT 8S RBZ Stage2 Tour Issue 18.5* hybrid, Matrix Ozik Altus 85S Wilson FG Tour F5 21* hybrid, stock MP-H5 4-PW, Project X 5.5 MP-T5, 51/08, Project X 5.5 MP-T5, 58/10, DG Spinner 2012 Newport2, 34" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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