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This thread was just golf jokes, but some pretty good ones in there...

 

http://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/13045-best-golf-jokes/?hl=joke

 

A couple of my favs that aren't golf related.

 

- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?  A Stick

 

- What do you call a fish with no eye's?  Fshhhhhhhh

 

- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?  He was dead

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Did you hear about the guy with 5 legs?

 

He walks a little funny, but his pants fit him like a glove.

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There is no spoon.

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All mine involve foul language so I'll refrain.

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Did you hear about the guy with 5 legs?

 

He walks a little funny, but his pants fit him like a glove.

You sir, just made my morning. That is fantastic lol.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

 

Matt

 

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch?

 

Phil

 

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

 

Screwed

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:taylormade-small: RBZ Stage 2 19 Degree Hybrid

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I really like this one. I'm a fan of anti-jokes.

 

What do you call a deaf and blind dog? Doesn't matter, he won't come to you anyway.

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:taylormade-small: RBZ Stage 2 15 Degree 3 wood

:taylormade-small: RBZ Stage 2 19 Degree Hybrid

:nike-small: Cover 2.0 Irons 4-PW, AW

52 Degree Shakespeare Wedge

60 Degree Giga Golf Wedge

Golfmate Putter

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An Irishman walked out of a bar.   [Hey!  It could happen!]

I resemble that joke.....

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

 

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What're you having?"

 

The duck doesn't say anything because it's a duck.

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WIMB:

:nike-small: Covert Driver set at 10.5

:taylormade-small: RBZ Stage 2 15 Degree 3 wood

:taylormade-small: RBZ Stage 2 19 Degree Hybrid

:nike-small: Cover 2.0 Irons 4-PW, AW

52 Degree Shakespeare Wedge

60 Degree Giga Golf Wedge

Golfmate Putter

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