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1 hour ago, ole gray said:

I was at the golf course yesterday when one of the ole farts starting coughing .   He headed over to ask me for a yardage and I hauled arse 😳

 

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Should have hit him with that square strike! 

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Some more twisted virus humor...

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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18 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Some more twisted virus humor...

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Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
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:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

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OK here's one golfers may enjoy, but.... NSWFHICP (Not Safe for Work From Home If Children are Present)

 

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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OK here's one golfers may enjoy, but.... NSWFHICP (Not Safe for Work From Home If Children are Present)
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I think that’s a younger version of the “Bacon Boyz”.


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Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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For the elder members...   🤣 🤣 🤣

Ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.    Well . . .

My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply-lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

“Yes. Yes, I did.. I'm a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

He answered, “In 1975, why do you ask?”

You were in my class!”, I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

gray-haired,

decrepit,

jerk

asked,

“What did you teach??”

We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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11 hours ago, toehold57 said:

Oh Lord, I must be getting old. I graduated in 1975 emoji31.png

 

Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!!

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

Bonus Question:  Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.  I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.  Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.  Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.  Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities: 

  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
  2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? 

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.  The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ........leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN    A+

We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!!

Sure is


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Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!!

Sure is


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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Sums up my wife.


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   X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX 

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Sums up my wife.


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Oh ya


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Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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What's the difference between Shrek and a bowl of carrots?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast!

Driver: :callaway-small:XHot; 10.5°; Project X S Shaft

3 Wood: :callaway-small: Razr X; Stiff shaft

3 Hybrid: :callaway-small: Big Bertha Heavenwood; Loft 20°; Standard Shaft 

Irons: :callaway-small:Diablo Edge; Steel Shafts; Stock Loft and Lie 

Wedges: :vokey-small:SM5 52.12F; SM5 56.14F; SM4 60.04

Putter: :edel-golf-1: Faldo G90

Grips: Golfpride CP2 Standard 

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Stole this but still funny.



Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What's her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure.
Probably a little over five-feet.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my car.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?

Husband: Yes, my golf clubs. Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft. Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway woods with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft. Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges. Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip. Titleist mid Staff bag. Nikon range finder. 12 x pro V1s. 3 x Titleist players golf gloves. Titleist towel. Alignment sticks with stitched leather cover. Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag.

Sergeant: Hang in there. We'll find your clubs.”


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   Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x

   X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX 

   Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner

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Stole this but still funny.



Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What's her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure.
Probably a little over five-feet.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my car.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?

Husband: Yes, my golf clubs. Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft. Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway woods with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft. Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges. Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip. Titleist mid Staff bag. Nikon range finder. 12 x pro V1s. 3 x Titleist players golf gloves. Titleist towel. Alignment sticks with stitched leather cover. Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag.

Sergeant: Hang in there. We'll find your clubs.”


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Oldie but a goodie


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Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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My Fiance- "I'm So Hungry"

Me- "Hi Hungry, I'm Chris"

And she's still with me 2.5 + years now... she is clearly my better half! LOL 🤣

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Driver:  :Hogan: Ben Hogan GS53 10.5* Stiff Mitsubishi tensei blue Stiff

3 Wood: :Sub70: 939 x 15 deg. UST Proforce Black V2 7F4 stiff

Hybrid:  :Sub70: 939x Hybrid UST 680 recoil shaft stiff

Irons: :Sub70: 699 irons 4-PW  KBS tour 90 v Stiff 

50 Deg:Sub70: TAIII Satin

54 deg: :Sub70: TAIII Satin

58 Deg: :Sub70: TAIII Satin

Putter:Sub70: 004 Single Bend Masters Edition

Rangefinder: :CaddyTek: Caddytek V2

 

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On 4/17/2020 at 10:50 AM, cksurfdude said:

Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!!

Class of ‘72 and only started playing in ‘14 so I will never qualify as “still really good”! As for getting better, I feel like I’m on a quest for the Holy Grail: No 3 Putts!   

 

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4 minutes ago, Pug said:

As for getting better, I feel like I’m on a quest for the Holy Grail: No 3 Putts!   

The Golf Holy Grail is more of a trifecta...

No penalties

No 2 chips

No 3 putts

-- credit: Hank Haney (and KennyB who "woke" me to it)

 

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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Got a text this morning from  good friend.. his game has been struggling lately his handicap was as low as 18 but has crept up to the mid 20's the last couple of years.. 

His Text read's and I quote. 

"I was just thinking... I think my golf game may have turned the corner... I haven't lost a ball since October!!!" 

 

 

That made me smile I hope it does you also..  Have a great day and stay safe.. 

Dave-

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Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag 

Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft

Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft

Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts

Cobra King Black Wedge 54* 

Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58*

Snake Eyes Viper Putter.

Ball: Taylormade TP-5X

 

 

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Man and wife laying in bed and the man says "honey, I bet you cant say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".

Wife thinks a minute and says "you got the biggest &^%# of all your friends". 

DRIVER: Cobra F9 10.5  Tensei AV Blue 65g

3W- Callway XR PRO 16 stiff

5W- Alpha- Mitsubishi Diamana  Redboard w/band

Irons- Mizuno JPX 919 Tours with S KBS Tour shafts

Hyrbid- TM 4h mid-rescue

Vokey- Vokey SM5 51 degrees,  SM7 Wedges 54 and 58 1/2 half 3 degrees upright

Putter- Taylor Made Rossa Monza Mini Spider

Ball-ProV1 and AVX

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On 11/14/2018 at 2:53 PM, Golfspy_CG2 said:

you're not the only one, I think it's the follow up...."What kind of course do you normally play that you have to bring your own rake" that makes it 🤣

Well not funny any more with no rakes on courses do to covid 19.

Jazz woods (Driver & Hybrids), TNT Silver Eagle Irons, PW & SW, Slotline Inertia putter. TopFlite Gammer.

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On 4/10/2020 at 8:12 PM, cksurfdude said:

OK here's one golfers may enjoy, but.... NSWFHICP (Not Safe for Work From Home If Children are Present)

 

Hate to see this on a course, often in groups of 5-8.

Jazz woods (Driver & Hybrids), TNT Silver Eagle Irons, PW & SW, Slotline Inertia putter. TopFlite Gammer.

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A Irish golfer hits his ball into the bunker. Upon his arival he sees a bottle sticking up out of the sand. He pulls the bottle up and trys to rub the sand from the label. A genie appears and grants him one wish. After thinking he tells the genie he wants to piss the best Irish Wiskey for the rest of his life.

"Bam," wish granted. He goes home and pees in a glass and sure enough it is the best Irish Wiskey ever. He calls his wife in and gives her a sip. See too agrees that it is the best. He tells her the story and he shows proof.

For a week straight he comes home from work and puts out two glasses, fills them and they have a drink together. Then one day he comes home from work and only puts out one glass. The wife said "well what about mine?"

The husband said don't worry honey, tonight you going to drink out of the bottle!

:titleist-small: Driver, TSi 1 S Flex

:cobra-small: 3 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex

:cobra-small: 5 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 

:cobra-small: 7 Wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 

:cobra-small: 5 Hybrid King Tec MMT R Flex

:cobra-small: Irons, Tour UST Recoil 95 R Flex (6 - Gap)

:cobra-small: Wedges, Snakebite KBS Hi- Rev2.0 54* & 60*

:cobra-small: Agera 35"

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