JohnSmalls Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, ole gray said: I was at the golf course yesterday when one of the ole farts starting coughing . He headed over to ask me for a yardage and I hauled arse Should have hit him with that square strike! ole gray, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 2 others 2 3 Quote Gameday Vessel Sunday 2.0/ Ogio Silencer Dynapwr Carbon | Hzrdus Smoke Black Mavrik 3w | Evenflow Riptide FG Tour F5 Hybrid(20,23) | MCA Fubuki Staff Model CB 5-PW | DG 120 Vokey SM7 (50, 54, 58) | DG 120 Studio Stock 15 -ProV1x (left dash) Romans 10:9 Classic Bag Jones Collegiate Clemson Stand Bag Eye 2 Laminate 1973 Staff Dynapower 4-PW Anser DUO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Some more twisted virus humor... palvord, tommc23, MDGolfHacker and 2 others 1 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: Some more twisted virus humor... cksurfdude 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 OK here's one golfers may enjoy, but.... NSWFHICP (Not Safe for Work From Home If Children are Present) Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 OK here's one golfers may enjoy, but.... NSWFHICP (Not Safe for Work From Home If Children are Present) [/url] I think that’s a younger version of the “Bacon Boyz”.Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 For the elder members... Ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well . . . My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply-lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. “Yes. Yes, I did.. I'm a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “In 1975, why do you ask?” You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, gray-haired, decrepit, jerk asked, “What did you teach??” Rickp, tony@CIC, tommc23 and 6 others 2 7 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cksurfdude Posted April 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2020 Apropos to the times. ------- My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary. Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas. Day 5 – I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!! Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear. Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business. Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping. Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer. Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?” Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face. Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1. Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month. --- palvord, perseveringgolfer, sirchunksalot and 8 others 2 9 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toehold57 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 > “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “In 1975, why do you ask?”Oh Lord, I must be getting old. I graduated in 1975 Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy Kenny B, Pug and cksurfdude 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 11 hours ago, toehold57 said: Oh Lord, I must be getting old. I graduated in 1975 Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!! Kenny B, Rickp and toehold57 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ........leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ GB13, palvord, Pug and 5 others 8 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!!Sure isSent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!!Sure isSent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Sums up my wife. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk cksurfdude, tony@CIC, MDGolfHacker and 6 others 3 6 Quote WITB 2024 Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60g 6.5 M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Sim Ti 22* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Sums up my wife. Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkOh yaSent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrop Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 What's the difference between Shrek and a bowl of carrots? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast! cksurfdude, MDGolfHacker, viking and 1 other 4 Quote Driver: XHot; 10.5°; Project X S Shaft 3 Wood: Razr X; Stiff shaft 3 Hybrid: Big Bertha Heavenwood; Loft 20°; Standard Shaft Irons: Diablo Edge; Steel Shafts; Stock Loft and Lie Wedges: SM5 52.12F; SM5 56.14F; SM4 60.04 Putter: Faldo G90 Grips: Golfpride CP2 Standard Right-Handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Stole this but still funny. Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and hasn't come home.Sergeant: What's her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. Probably a little over five-feet.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.Sergeant: Color of hair?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?Husband: She went in my car.Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?Husband: Yes, my golf clubs. Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft. Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway woods with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft. Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges. Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip. Titleist mid Staff bag. Nikon range finder. 12 x pro V1s. 3 x Titleist players golf gloves. Titleist towel. Alignment sticks with stitched leather cover. Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag.Sergeant: Hang in there. We'll find your clubs.”Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk MDGolfHacker, palvord, Rickp and 6 others 6 3 Quote WITB 2024 Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60g 6.5 M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Sim Ti 22* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Stole this but still funny. Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and hasn't come home.Sergeant: What's her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. Probably a little over five-feet.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.Sergeant: Color of hair?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?Husband: She went in my car.Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?Husband: Yes, my golf clubs. Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft. Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway woods with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft. Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with nippon modus 120 x shafts. Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56 & 60 degree wedges. Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip. Titleist mid Staff bag. Nikon range finder. 12 x pro V1s. 3 x Titleist players golf gloves. Titleist towel. Alignment sticks with stitched leather cover. Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag.Sergeant: Hang in there. We'll find your clubs.”Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkOldie but a goodieSent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cciciora13 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 My Fiance- "I'm So Hungry" Me- "Hi Hungry, I'm Chris" And she's still with me 2.5 + years now... she is clearly my better half! LOL cksurfdude and sirchunksalot 2 Quote In my bag: Driver: Ben Hogan GS53 10.5* Stiff Mitsubishi tensei blue Stiff 3 Wood: 939 x 15 deg. UST Proforce Black V2 7F4 stiff Hybrid: 939x Hybrid UST 680 recoil shaft stiff Irons: 699 irons 4-PW KBS tour 90 v Stiff 50 Deg: TAIII Satin 54 deg: TAIII Satin 58 Deg: TAIII Satin Putter: 004 Single Bend Masters Edition Rangefinder: Caddytek V2 Check out my MyGolfSpy 2020 Forum Official Tester: Ben Hogan GS53 Driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfriday101 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 cksurfdude, Pug and tony@CIC 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pug Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 On 4/17/2020 at 10:28 PM, cciciora13 said: My Fiance- "I'm So Hungry" Me- "Hi Hungry, I'm Chris" And she's still with me 2.5 + years now... she is clearly my better half! LOL Do you still call her by her last name? cciciora13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pug Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 On 4/17/2020 at 10:50 AM, cksurfdude said: Don't worry you're not done yet .... I graduated HS in '74 and still working on getting "better", plus there's a number of even *older* dudes on here who are still really good players!! Class of ‘72 and only started playing in ‘14 so I will never qualify as “still really good”! As for getting better, I feel like I’m on a quest for the Holy Grail: No 3 Putts! cksurfdude, Kenny B, JohnSmalls and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pug said: As for getting better, I feel like I’m on a quest for the Holy Grail: No 3 Putts! The Golf Holy Grail is more of a trifecta... No penalties No 2 chips No 3 putts -- credit: Hank Haney (and KennyB who "woke" me to it) palvord, bluesmandan76, Pug and 3 others 3 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Got a text this morning from good friend.. his game has been struggling lately his handicap was as low as 18 but has crept up to the mid 20's the last couple of years.. His Text read's and I quote. "I was just thinking... I think my golf game may have turned the corner... I haven't lost a ball since October!!!" That made me smile I hope it does you also.. Have a great day and stay safe.. tony@CIC, viking, JohnSmalls and 5 others 4 4 Quote Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulledabill Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Man and wife laying in bed and the man says "honey, I bet you cant say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time". Wife thinks a minute and says "you got the biggest &^%# of all your friends". MDGolfHacker, THEZIPR23, tony@CIC and 3 others 1 5 Quote DRIVER: Cobra F9 10.5 Tensei AV Blue 65g 3W- Callway XR PRO 16 stiff 5W- Alpha- Mitsubishi Diamana Redboard w/band Irons- Mizuno JPX 919 Tours with S KBS Tour shafts Hyrbid- TM 4h mid-rescue Vokey- Vokey SM5 51 degrees, SM7 Wedges 54 and 58 1/2 half 3 degrees upright Putter- Taylor Made Rossa Monza Mini Spider Ball-ProV1 and AVX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 On 11/14/2018 at 2:53 PM, Golfspy_CG2 said: you're not the only one, I think it's the follow up...."What kind of course do you normally play that you have to bring your own rake" that makes it Well not funny any more with no rakes on courses do to covid 19. Quote Jazz woods (Driver & Hybrids), TNT Silver Eagle Irons, PW & SW, Slotline Inertia putter. TopFlite Gammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 On 4/10/2020 at 8:12 PM, cksurfdude said: OK here's one golfers may enjoy, but.... NSWFHICP (Not Safe for Work From Home If Children are Present) Hate to see this on a course, often in groups of 5-8. Quote Jazz woods (Driver & Hybrids), TNT Silver Eagle Irons, PW & SW, Slotline Inertia putter. TopFlite Gammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Great thread guys. Please keep them coming. Quote Jazz woods (Driver & Hybrids), TNT Silver Eagle Irons, PW & SW, Slotline Inertia putter. TopFlite Gammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom the Golf Nut Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 A Irish golfer hits his ball into the bunker. Upon his arival he sees a bottle sticking up out of the sand. He pulls the bottle up and trys to rub the sand from the label. A genie appears and grants him one wish. After thinking he tells the genie he wants to piss the best Irish Wiskey for the rest of his life. "Bam," wish granted. He goes home and pees in a glass and sure enough it is the best Irish Wiskey ever. He calls his wife in and gives her a sip. See too agrees that it is the best. He tells her the story and he shows proof. For a week straight he comes home from work and puts out two glasses, fills them and they have a drink together. Then one day he comes home from work and only puts out one glass. The wife said "well what about mine?" The husband said don't worry honey, tonight you going to drink out of the bottle! Kenny B, MDGolfHacker, Pug and 1 other 1 3 Quote Driver, TSi 1 S Flex 3 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 5 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 7 Wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 5 Hybrid King Tec MMT R Flex Irons, Tour UST Recoil 95 R Flex (6 - Gap) Wedges, Snakebite KBS Hi- Rev2.0 54* & 60* Agera 35" Ultralight 14-way Cart Bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted April 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2020 Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway. Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens." “Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all.” "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. “No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.” "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am." Puzzled with this, the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and crap every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:30. ole gray, THEZIPR23, Pug and 8 others 3 8 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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