Whats your best joke?

[cksurfdude]

2 hours ago, Rickp said:

Suspect a bit of Engineering background.

Ha ha was gonna say something very similar....

DON'T over think it, dude!

(Like the pizza crust is simply a "vehicle" / conveyance for the toppings .... guys will never _understand_ women...)

(..or at least that was my takeaway)

[Rickp]

Ha ha was gonna say something very similar....
DON'T over think it, dude!
(Like the pizza crust is simply a "vehicle" / conveyance for the toppings .... guys will never _understand_ women...)
(..or at least that was my takeaway)

My only thoughts on Pizza is why Pepperoni is so good with it.
BTW, had pepperoni pizza last night.



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[tony@CIC]

My only thoughts on Pizza is why Pepperoni is so good with it.
BTW, had pepperoni pizza last night.



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I'm a ham and pineapple guy myself.


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[Rickp]

I'm a ham and pineapple guy myself.


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I’m Old School New Haven pizza (Pepe’s or Sally’s).


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[tony@CIC]

I’m Old School New Haven pizza (Pepe’s or Sally’s).


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Pepe's! Haven't heard that name in a while

Signed
Hillhouse high school grad


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[Rickp]

Pepe's! Haven't heard that name in a while

Signed
Hillhouse high school grad


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Hillhouse!!! Haven’t heard that in a long time either. New Haven was the “Big City” to us country boys.
One of my daughters went to Southern and we picked up Pizzas from Pepes or Modern went we visited. College kids are always hungry.


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[golfish!]

27 minutes ago, Rickp said:

I’m Old School New Haven pizza (Pepe’s or Sally’s).


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I've had the clam pizza there and wasn't impressed. I am more of a Pizza Boy II or those that know a Giulia's guy

[Rickp]

I've had the clam pizza there and wasn't impressed. I am more of a Pizza Boy II or those that know a Giulia's guy

I’m w you, never cared for anything except Pepperoni, Sausage or mushrooms (SWMBO fav)


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[tony@CIC]

Hillhouse!!! Haven’t heard that in a long time either. New Haven was the “Big City” to us country boys.
One of my daughters went to Southern and we picked up Pizzas from Pepes or Modern went we visited. College kids are always hungry.


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I grew up about a mile away from southern. Oh and occasionally we did venture into the 'country'


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[Jmikecpa]

I'm a ham and pineapple guy myself.


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Don’t say that in NYC, you will get shanked.


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[Rickp]

Don’t say that in NYC, you will get shanked.


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This is true...


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[tommc23]

2 hours ago, Rickp said:

I’m w you, never cared for anything except Pepperoni, Sausage or mushrooms (SWMBO fav)


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I'm a fan of all three on the same pizza

[Rickp]

I'm a fan of all three on the same pizza

Yup, no argument there.


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[golfish!]

6 hours ago, Rickp said:

I’m w you, never cared for anything except Pepperoni, Sausage or mushrooms (SWMBO fav)


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My family favs were sausage mushroom and onions. Though for you lucky dogs still living out there, you must try the rigatoni vodka slice at Abeetza pizza in Roslyn off Glen Cove Road. 

[cksurfdude]

ok only cuz I saw the headline but one more post about pizza...

"Connecticut Pizza Again Named No. 1 In Nation"

https://patch.com/connecticut/across-ct/hail-king-connecticut-pizza-again-named-no-1-nation

[Kenny B]

2 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

ok only cuz I saw the headline but one more post about pizza...

"Connecticut Pizza Again Named No. 1 In Nation"

https://patch.com/connecticut/across-ct/hail-king-connecticut-pizza-again-named-no-1-nation

I give up.  Where's the Joke?  

[Rickp]

ok only cuz I saw the headline but one more post about pizza...
"Connecticut Pizza Again Named No. 1 In Nation"
https://patch.com/connecticut/across-ct/hail-king-connecticut-pizza-again-named-no-1-nation

Not a surprise


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[Rickp]

This one is from SWMBO!


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[Kenny B]

1 hour ago, Rickp said:

This one is from SWMBO!

 

I don't get it.

[Kenny B]

[Rickp]

I don't get it.

Husbands usually don’t.


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[Kenny B]

2 minutes ago, Rickp said:

Husbands usually don’t.
 

Which is the cause of childlessness.  

[cksurfdude]

Do we all know a... "Golf Guy"?

 

[Rickp]

Do we all know a... "Golf Guy"?
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Only one


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[Tom the Golf Nut]

No, I didn't fart,  it was my ass blowing you a kiss!

[rkj427]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.   He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like
Frank."  

Passenger: "Who?"  

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.  He's a guy who did everything right all the time.  Like my coming along when you needed a cab.  Things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."  

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody.

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman.  He was a terrific athlete.  He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.  He could golf with the pros.  He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano.  He was an amazing bloke."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." 

Cabbie: "There's more.  He had a memory like a computer.  Could remember everybody's birthday.  He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.  He could fix anything.  Not like me.  I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.  But Frank Feldman, he could do anything."   

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." 

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.  Not like me.  I always seem to get stuck in them.  But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished, too.  He was the perfect man!  He never made a mistake.  No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger:  "An amazing fellow.  How did you meet him ?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank.  I just married his widow."

[Rickp]

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[cksurfdude]

^^ hah good thing I'm *always* prepared for foul .. or fair, for that matter .. weather ...

[DawgDaddy]

A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board."

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board."

"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.

"You're talking to him," replied the rancher.

[rkj427]

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the Mrs.

Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret, at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope."

Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue," she replied in a calm voice.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!

Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "Maybe You shoulda bought a new hat.”