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This one's been slightly amended but it always gets me...

An American is at the airport bar having a couple jars before his flight to Europe.  

While seated he overhears two women a few stools down having an animated conversation and loves their accent.

Excuse me ladies, I couldn't help but notice, are you from England?

WALES stupid...

Sorry...

Are you two Whales from England?

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The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters on submarines...
 
Addressing boat sailors at Groton, SUBLANT advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
 
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
 
At this point, a Master Chief stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass???"
 
(and yes, I am a retired Master Chief 😄 😄

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

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Man walks into a doctors office for his checkup. 

“Say, Doc,” he says, “I have a suspicion that my wife has become hard of hearing.”

”Well, you can test that,” the doctor replies. “Stand behind her, ask a question and see if she responds.”

So the husband drives home, pulls the car into the garage and walks into the kitchen to find his wife at the counter, preparing food with her back to him. He asks in a quiet tone, “What’s for dinner?”

His wife doesn’t react. She just keeps on working away. So he takes a couple steps closer, and in a normal tone he asks, “What’s for dinner?”

Still nothing. So he stands right behind her and in a loud voice he asks, “What’s for dinner?!”

The wife turns around, looks him in the eye and yells, “FOR THE THIRD TIME—MEATLOAF, POTATOES AND CARROTS!”

 

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Man is in the kitchen preparing lunch when he asks his wife "hey, do you remember the name of the Italian restaurant we ate in when we went to NYC last year?"

Fiance...silence

Man asks again "hey, do you remember the name of the Italian restaurant we ate in when we went to NYC last year?

Fiance...still silence

Man says "hey cool, my ex just messaged me"

Fiance...WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

Man: She wants to know the name of the Italian restaurant we ate in when we went to NYC last year.

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Kinda corny but kinda funny...

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7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
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🤣🤣🍻🍻

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
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2 minutes ago, KurtActual said:

@Kenny B I was just rereading the thread from the start, as my social media could use some cheering up. You posted that joke 6 years ago 🤣

And it's still funny 😉

And sadly still true about Windows!

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5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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50 minutes ago, KurtActual said:

@Kenny B I was just rereading the thread from the start, as my social media could use some cheering up. You posted that joke 6 years ago 🤣

LOL  I knew it was familiar!!

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Two from our regular group could not play today, so Jack and I got paired with two others, who turned out to be great guys, Jerry and Ralph. I had already met Jerry in the parking lot, as we parked next to each other. Jerry had a gaggle of putters in the car, and spent a few moments picking one out. He said he has "dozens", and none stay in the bag more than a week or two. Today he picked one he hadn't used "in years". It didn't go well, and the last few holes he was rather disinterested on the greens, and started putting one handed. On the last he hit a really good lag that way, and Ralph told him he should try putting no-handed. Me being me, I had to say, "I don't know about you, but I'm not long enough." Ralph lost it!

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So two guys are walking across the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge. Guys being guys they decide to pee off the side. One guy suddenly says.. "WOW the water is CCCOOOOLD!!”

Other guy calmly replies.. "Yeah man - really DEEP too!"

🤪

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Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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1 hour ago, cksurfdude said:

So two guys are walking across the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge. Guys being guys they decide to pee off the side. One guy suddenly says.. "WOW the water is CCCOOOOLD!!”

Other guy calmly replies.. "Yeah man - really DEEP too!"

🤪

This isn't a joke but my first impression upon seeing the Golden Gate Bridge up close and in person was, 

Why did they paint it  to make it look rusted?

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On 9/2/2021 at 9:32 PM, BostonSal said:

This isn't a joke but my first impression upon seeing the Golden Gate Bridge up close and in person was, 

Why did they paint it  to make it look rusted?

So you couldn't see it when it actually started to rust? 

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15 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

I wish this was a joke...

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... Nothing some Solar Panels and a Mach E can't fix! 🤗

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So this dude gets himself a new job and decides he should get himself a nice sports car .. so he scans through a bunch of listings and comes across ...

"Porsche for sale. $500"

Figures it must be a typo but calls the number anyway. A woman answers and says, Yes, that's right - it's a Porsche." ... "Yes, that's right - $500." 

Dude takes the address and goes right over .. woman takes him into the garage and he's astonished to see not just any old Porsche but a Super Carrera Turbo special Euro edition that's track ready and barely street legal in the U.S.

Without saying another word he reaches into his pocket and starts counting out 5 x $100 bills and presses them into the woman's hand. 

Then he catches his breath and asks, "Ma'am do you know this is a special edition car worth many times what I just gave you for it???”

She replies, "Oh, yes, I know. It was my husband's before he walked out on me for a younger woman and we got divorced. He always talked about what a fancy car he had bought himself."

Dude: "So you know what it's worth then!"

Woman: "Oh yes, you see - he left me this great house and just said for me to sell his car and send him the money from it."

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5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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6 minutes ago, GolfSpy MPR said:

I've developed an algorithm for making fractional adjustments to my putter speed on greens that are wet in the morning.

I call it the dewy decimal system.

Oh boy where is the ::grrrooooan:: emoji 😉

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Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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7 minutes ago, GolfSpy MPR said:

I've developed an algorithm for making fractional adjustments to my putter speed on greens that are wet in the morning.

I call it the dewy decimal system.

 

... LOL, excellent but mine is even more precise. I call it the "I never play in the morning" system. 

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Fairway:  :cobra-small: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R
Hybrids:  :ping-small:      430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy 
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1 hour ago, cksurfdude said:

Oh boy where is the ::grrrooooan:: emoji 😉

I was thinking the same thing👍

Rick

 

 

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Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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1 hour ago, GolfSpy MPR said:

I've developed an algorithm for making fractional adjustments to my putter speed on greens that are wet in the morning.

I call it the dewy decimal system.

'Groan' emogi 

Left Hand orientation

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Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
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:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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  • 2 weeks later...

I've always wanted to learn how to juggle. I've just never had the balls to.

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Current: 130mph

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Woods: :taylormade-small: 2007 Burner TP 3 wood and 5 wood

Irons:  :srixon-small: Z765 4-PW (1 degree flat) with KBS $-130 shafts

Wedges:  :vokey-small: SM7 50/12/F, 54/10/S and 58/12/D

Putter:  L.A.B. Directed Force 2.1

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Driver: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite  TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright

Wedges: Edison 53* and  57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright

Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft

Ball:  Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: :ping-small: Pioneer...Shoes: :footjoy-small: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather

 

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