Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 Ole Gray went to the doctor with a hearing problem. After examining the ear, the doc said, “No wonder you can’t hear—there is a suppository in here.” “Thanks, Doc,” Ole Gray replied. Now I know where I put my hearing aid.” tommc23, MDGolfHacker, cksurfdude and 7 others 10 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST MaxRogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Wooda Irons - Rogue ST MAX OS 5 - AW Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - ER2 Rangefinder - NX9 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Soft Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 8 hours ago, DawgDaddy said: Ole Gray went to the doctor with a hearing problem. After examining the ear, the doc said, “No wonder you can’t hear—there is a suppository in here.” “Thanks, Doc,” Ole Gray replied. Now I know where I put my hearing aid.” That's a good one you old fart! GaDawg, Kenny B, tony@CIC and 3 others 1 5 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 For all of you old farts and those that are about to be... tommc23, tony@CIC, cksurfdude and 3 others 6 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Kenny B said: For all of you old farts and those that are about to be... That’s about right Edited September 24, 2021 by Rickp Spellcheck cksurfdude, Kenny B and tony@CIC 3 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, Kenny B said: For all of you old farts and those that are about to be... Or... "Just rub a little of this in where it hurts" and you end up bathing in the stuff!! Tom D., Kenny B, Rickp and 2 others 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 9/20/2021 at 5:46 PM, CarlH said: So you have met my father? Even better was he was a plumber by trade and built race cars and drag bikes as a hobby. tony@CIC, cksurfdude, Rickp and 2 others 5 Quote WITB 2024 Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60g 6.5 M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Sim Ti 22* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Rickp, JohnSmalls, GolfSpy TCB and 2 others 1 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Kenny B said: How come there’s no grass in there from the pockets. cksurfdude, tommc23, Kenny B and 1 other 4 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rickp said: How come there’s no grass in there from the pockets. I'm sure there's some in the filter. cksurfdude, JohnSmalls and Rickp 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 OK, I got sucked into reading @tony@CIC revival of the 100 pushups a day thread. Not sure why I clicked on that, because that ain't happening!! However, I do have a routine that I like to do occasionally, and I thought I would post it here : Rickp, cksurfdude, toehold57 and 5 others 8 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Kenny B said: OK, I got sucked into reading @tony@CIC revival of the 100 pushups a day thread. Not sure why I clicked on that, because that ain't happening!! However, I do have a routine that I like to do occasionally, and I thought I would post it here : This is a Florida Standard exercise routine Kenny B, chisag, tony@CIC and 2 others 1 4 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 For all you sailors... tony@CIC, tommc23, Siamese Moose and 4 others 7 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 JohnSmalls, MDGolfHacker, tony@CIC and 3 others 6 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted October 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2021 A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote… “I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes. cksurfdude, Kenny B, Rickp and 7 others 10 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST MaxRogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Wooda Irons - Rogue ST MAX OS 5 - AW Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - ER2 Rangefinder - NX9 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Soft Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 MDGolfHacker, JerryB, cksurfdude and 3 others 6 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Yes, this is a *real* sign in Europe (friends were there recently) ... Kenny B, tony@CIC, Rickp and 2 others 1 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: Yes, this is a *real* sign in Europe (friends were there recently) ... Could have used that sign as a warning when I played the Pro Am on Thursday. Hit a few balls outside the ropes. tony@CIC, JohnSmalls, cksurfdude and 1 other 4 Quote WITB 2024 Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60g 6.5 M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Sim Ti 22* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Only in Australia, I guess!! tony@CIC, MDGolfHacker, JohnSmalls and 2 others 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 MDGolfHacker, cksurfdude, Kenny B and 2 others 5 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Pole Dancer cksurfdude, Kenny B, JohnSmalls and 3 others 6 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 So with all the political ads going around I was reminded of this old one....... --- A state senator is out on the campaign trail and is with a Native American group. As he's going through his speech he hears an occasional "oom-galla" in the crowd. Thinking it must be like the spirited "Hallelujah!"s he'd heard at a revival church the day before, he starts laying it on a little thicker: "..and I'm going to get you more money for new schools!" "Oom-galla!" from a few in the crowd at once. "..and I'm going to bring in more social services and healthcare!!" "OOM-GALLA!!!" from a number of people in the crowd. ..and the senator continues on with more campaign promises that he thinks the crowd is eating up with their increasingly loud chorus. Later on while touring the rez he spots a prize stud bull .. a massive looking longhorn fella .. and asks the tribal chief if it's ok to go in for a closer look? Chief says, "Of course, Senator, just don't walk up from directly behind him and don't stare him straight in the eyes for too long and don't step in the oom-galla!!!" Rickp, Kenny B, sirchunksalot and 2 others 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 tony@CIC, palvord, Rickp and 5 others 1 1 6 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 chisag, Kenny B, JohnSmalls and 4 others 7 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST MaxRogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Wooda Irons - Rogue ST MAX OS 5 - AW Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - ER2 Rangefinder - NX9 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Soft Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted November 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 8, 2021 A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn't. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends. chisag, ole gray, PMookie and 10 others 1 12 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST MaxRogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Wooda Irons - Rogue ST MAX OS 5 - AW Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - ER2 Rangefinder - NX9 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Soft Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 ... A man and his wife were at a Bull auction and the first Bull "did it" 150 times in the last year. The 2nd Bull "did it" 250 times the last year and the last Bull "did it" 365 times the last year. The wife turned to her husband and said "365 times? You could learn a little something from that Bull!" The husband said "You could too. Ask him if it was the same cow". GaDawg, ole gray, Rickp and 5 others 8 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do? The husband says, Change the battery in your hearing aid.' ole gray, palvord, Kenny B and 6 others 1 8 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST MaxRogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Wooda Irons - Rogue ST MAX OS 5 - AW Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - ER2 Rangefinder - NX9 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Soft Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfriday101 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 I picked up my phone and asked Alexa a question. She said, "Don't call me Shirley." So I tried again. She said, "Don't call me Shirley." Then it dawned on me, I'd left my phone in Airplane mode. cksurfdude, Kenny B, Rickp and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 16 hours ago, alfriday101 said: Then it dawned on me, I'd left my phone in Airplane mode. HAH!!!! Good one! To this day if someone asks me how I like my coffee, I still say ... c'mon you know this one right? ... "Hot, black and strong like my men" tony@CIC, JohnSmalls, Kenny B and 1 other 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: HAH!!!! Good one! To this day if someone asks me how I like my coffee, I still say ... c'mon you know this one right? ... "Hot, black and strong like my men" Love Airplane! So many good quotes. When someone skulls a chip across the green... "It's running a little hot!" cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, tony@CIC and 1 other 1 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Kenny B said: Love Airplane! So many good quotes. When someone skulls a chip across the green... "It's running a little hot!" Younger guys don’t know what we’re talking about! cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, Reesedw and 1 other 3 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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