tony@CIC Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Kenny B said: Love Airplane! So many good quotes. When someone skulls a chip across the green... "It's running a little hot!" Yup, the sequel was pretty bad though. cksurfdude, MDGolfHacker and Kenny B 3 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Rickp said: Younger guys don’t know what we’re talking about! We need to continue to celebrate the classics with them; Airplane & Animal House. Both of those are guaranteed to bring me out of a golf funk immediately. MDGolfHacker, cksurfdude, JohnSmalls and 2 others 2 3 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 4 hours ago, tony@CIC said: Both of those are guaranteed to bring me out of a golf funk immediately. A general funk. Add on: Blues Brothers. "Mine if we dance with yo dates?" Or... "It's midnight. We're wearing sunglasses. Punch it!." Or... "Why, yes ... we have both types of music here - country _and_ western" Kenny B, Reesedw, JohnSmalls and 3 others 6 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 minute ago, cksurfdude said: "Why, yes ... we have both types of music here - country _and_ western" I'll bet most youngins won't recognize the theme from Rawhide Yup, I'm that old Kenny B, MDGolfHacker, cksurfdude and 2 others 5 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: I'll bet most youngins won't recognize the theme from Rawhide Yup, I'm that old Me too! Never thought Clint would become such a big star! Rickp, tony@CIC and cksurfdude 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: A general funk. Add on: Blues Brothers. "Mine if we dance with yo dates?" Or... "It's midnight. We're wearing sunglasses. Punch it!." Or... "Why, yes ... we have both types of music here - country _and_ western" Or... "We are on a mission from God." Or... Women... How much for the women?" Rickp, tony@CIC, JohnSmalls and 1 other 1 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: I'll bet most youngins won't recognize the theme from Rawhide Yup, I'm that old Yes, we are THAT old!! tony@CIC, cksurfdude and Kenny B 3 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfriday101 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 A game I played at dinner club: Can you tell us how old you are without stating your age? "I know all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song." tony@CIC, JohnSmalls, MDGolfHacker and 4 others 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Milton Berle, Life of Riley alfriday101, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 3 others 6 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 hours ago, tony@CIC said: I'll bet most youngins won't recognize the theme from Rawhide Yup, I'm that old Well, now I'm waiting for the youngins to jump in and say "OK, that's enough... Boomers!" cksurfdude, Rickp, sirchunksalot and 2 others 1 1 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 A linguistics professor gave a lecture to his college English class. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. There is, however, no language in which a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.” JohnSmalls, cksurfdude, Rickp and 2 others 5 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Not a joke, per se, but kinda humorous to watch these pros play literal speed golf to try to break the Guinness World Record for fastest hole played ... https://m.facebook.com/DPWorldTour/videos/the-fastest-hole-of-golf-individual-guinness-world-records/429111297680436/ JohnSmalls, Rickp and Kenny B 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 A humorous anecdote just read on another golf forum ... "..(poster) played in a Veterans Day tournament (in Florida) and there was a feisty 101 year old vet named Romeo that played all 18 holes! He also won a wine basket in a raffle and announced that he was in the hunt for his 4th marriage (I guess he outlived the first 3) and if any ladies were interested - he just happened to have a huge basket of wine to share!" Kenny B, JerryB, JohnSmalls and 3 others 4 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmalls Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 On 12/4/2021 at 10:25 AM, Rickp said: Younger guys don’t know what we’re talking about! On behalf of the millennials, I am going to tweet my frustrations from this comment. On 12/4/2021 at 6:37 PM, Kenny B said: Well, now I'm waiting for the youngins to jump in and say "OK, that's enough... Boomers!" I'm your Huckleberry. Rickp, Kenny B, tony@CIC and 2 others 5 Quote Gameday Vessel Sunday 2.0/ Ogio Silencer Dynapwr Carbon | Hzrdus Smoke Black Mavrik 3w | Evenflow Riptide FG Tour F5 Hybrid(20,23) | MCA Fubuki Staff Model CB 5-PW | DG 120 Vokey SM7 (50, 54, 58) | DG 120 Studio Stock 15 -ProV1x (left dash) Romans 10:9 Classic Bag Jones Collegiate Clemson Stand Bag Eye 2 Laminate 1973 Staff Dynapower 4-PW Anser DUO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 25 minutes ago, JohnSmalls said: On behalf of the millennials, I am going to tweet my frustrations from this comment. I'm your Huckleberry. OK Doc sirchunksalot, JohnSmalls, tony@CIC and 2 others 5 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pakman92 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 What's a fish without an 'eye'? fsh Quote Epic Max LS 11.5° (10.5°+1) w/ Graphite Design Tour AD IZ 6 stiff Epic Flash 3 Wood 17° (15°+2) w/ Project X Even Flow Green 60 stiff Super Hybrid 21° (20°+1) w/ Mitsubishi Tensei CK Orange 80 stiff Rogue Hybrid 5 (24°) w/ Aldila Synergy 60 HYB Graphite stiff 2021 P790 Irons 5-AW (1° flat, weakened lofts) w/ Aerotech Steelfiber i95 cw regular CBX2 Wedges 54°, 58° w/ True Temper DG 115 Wedge flex Odyssey White Hot OG #1 Stroke Lab, 33 in Pro V1 Bushnell Launch Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 sirchunksalot, pakman92, JohnSmalls and 4 others 7 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 toehold57, sirchunksalot, tommc23 and 4 others 7 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 sirchunksalot, cksurfdude, tony@CIC and 6 others 9 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Kenny B said: omg that's sooooo true! Kenny B, sirchunksalot, Rickp and 1 other 2 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 23 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: omg that's sooooo true! Yup, every day sirchunksalot, Kenny B and cksurfdude 3 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I thought I was the only one with this marital problem. sirchunksalot, Rickp and cksurfdude 3 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfriday101 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 "Are you listening to me?" Such a random way for my wife to start a conversation. palvord, JohnSmalls, cksurfdude and 5 others 1 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Just now, alfriday101 said: "Are you listening to me?" Such a random way for my wife to start a conversation. My mother-in-law used to say, "Look at me" and grab your arm tony@CIC, JohnSmalls, Rickp and 2 others 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 2 hours ago, tony@CIC said: I thought I was the only one with this marital problem. Not even close Grasshopper!! It’s a Universal Problem!! At least I don’t have to wear a mask cksurfdude, tony@CIC, PMookie and 2 others 2 3 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMookie Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 cksurfdude, tommc23, JohnSmalls and 4 others 7 Quote Driver: Ping G430 Max 9*, Ping Tour 70X Fairway: Ping G425 15*, Ping Tour 70X Hybrid: Ping G425 22*, Ping Tour 80X Irons: Ping i230 4-GW, TT DG X100 Wedges: SMS 50D/54V/58DModus 130 stiff, +1” Putter: EAS 1.0 Ball: Titleist 2023 AVX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 This one cracks me up ... PMookie, tony@CIC, Rickp and 2 others 1 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 JerryB, BIG STU, Reesedw and 6 others 1 8 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 A man has an unusual flatulence problem... Every time he farts, it makes the noise "HONDA HONDA HONDA". So he goes to his doctor, describes his issue, and the doctor says, "I can't say I've ever heard of a problem like this before, but I do know this Chinese doctor who deals with these sorts of issues. I'll give you a referral." So the man goes to the Chinese doctor and explains his strange flatulence noise ("HONDA HONDA HONDA..."). The Chinese doctor says, "You have abscess in back tooth. You go see dentist. Have tooth fixed, problem go away." The guy was skeptical, but was willing to try anything, so he goes to his dentist for a checkup. Sure enough, there is an abscess on his back molar. The dentist fixes it, and wouldn't you know it, the next time the man farts, it makes a normal farting noise. He's thrilled! He is also curious. He had to back to the Chinese doctor to find out how this is possible. So he makes an appointment to see him, and thanks him for curing him. He asks, "How in the world did you know that a problem with my tooth would cure my unusual flatulence problem??" The Chinese doctor quickly replies, "Ahhh. Ancient Chinese proverb: Abscess makes the fart go "honda". Shapotomous, Kenny B, tommc23 and 2 others 1 4 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 On 2/11/2022 at 6:54 PM, CarlH said: A man has an unusual flatulence problem... Every time he farts, it makes the noise "HONDA HONDA HONDA". So he goes to his doctor, describes his issue, and the doctor says, "I can't say I've ever heard of a problem like this before, but I do know this Chinese doctor who deals with these sorts of issues. I'll give you a referral." So the man goes to the Chinese doctor and explains his strange flatulence noise ("HONDA HONDA HONDA..."). The Chinese doctor says, "You have abscess in back tooth. You go see dentist. Have tooth fixed, problem go away." The guy was skeptical, but was willing to try anything, so he goes to his dentist for a checkup. Sure enough, there is an abscess on his back molar. The dentist fixes it, and wouldn't you know it, the next time the man farts, it makes a normal farting noise. He's thrilled! He is also curious. He had to back to the Chinese doctor to find out how this is possible. So he makes an appointment to see him, and thanks him for curing him. He asks, "How in the world did you know that a problem with my tooth would cure my unusual flatulence problem??" The Chinese doctor quickly replies, "Ahhh. Ancient Chinese proverb: Abscess makes the fart go "honda". Groan emoji please! cksurfdude and Rickp 1 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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