Rickp Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 40 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: Groan emoji please! Definitely need one cksurfdude and Kenny B 2 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Rickp, cksurfdude, JohnSmalls and 4 others 7 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 You ARE stubborn... aren't you? berkeleybob, tony@CIC, DawgDaddy and 4 others 2 5 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 A newly wed wife on her wedding night tells her husband that she is not a virgin, but has only been with 1 other man, Tiger Woods. the husband responds "i understand he's rich, famous and good looking". after making love the husband grabs the phone and the wife asks "who are you calling?" the husband responds "room service, I'm hungry".. the wife then say's "tiger would have takin me again".. the husband crawls into bed. after another round of love making he grabs the phone. Again the wife asks "who are you calling?" the husband responds "room service, I'm hungry".. the wife then say's "tiger would have takin me another time". the husband crawls into bed. after another round of love making he grabs the phone. Again the wife asks "who are you calling?" the husband responds "Tiger Woods, I want to know what Par is on this hole.." MDGolfHacker, Rickp, Shapotomous and 6 others 9 Quote Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 Saw this online ... "Taking golf lessons is like deciding to get treatment for your alcoholism or addiction. Once you’ve tried everything yourself and are at rock bottom, you seek professional help." (..how true ... ) Kenny B, MDGolfHacker, chisag and 5 others 3 4 1 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Instagram reel - "How To Warmup with John Daly" ... https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbVLkCGlCIh/?utm_medium=copy_link tommc23, Rickp, MDGolfHacker and 2 others 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 52 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: Instagram reel - "How To Warmup with John Daly" ... https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbVLkCGlCIh/?utm_medium=copy_link I’m surprised it’s Light Beer!! Kenny B, tommc23, cksurfdude and 2 others 5 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 16 minutes ago, Rickp said: I’m surprised it’s Light Beer!! Of course it is - JD is watching his waistline!!! tommc23, Rickp, Kenny B and 2 others 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: Of course it is - JD is watching his waistline!!! I can see that Kenny B, tony@CIC, tommc23 and 1 other 4 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 23 hours ago, cksurfdude said: Instagram reel - "How To Warmup with John Daly" ... https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbVLkCGlCIh/?utm_medium=copy_link He stole my line!!!! 2006 at General's Retreat outside Nashville!! tony@CIC, MDGolfHacker, Rickp and 1 other 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 32 minutes ago, Kenny B said: He stole my line!!!! 2006 at General's Retreat outside Nashville!! OK, here's the rest of the story... My wife and I were playing in my professional society's annual golf tournament, and we were at the course the day before for a practice round with two of my buddies from work. They had already paid in the pro shop and I just paid for my wife and I. When the pro handed me the cart key, I said: "OK, where's the 1st tee and what's the course record." ( I have no idea what prompted me to say that.) The pro said: "The 1st tee is right over there and the course record is 62 by Annika Sorenstam (at the Sara Lee Classic)." To which I said: "Oh yeah sure, from the chick tees." Well, I thought it was funny. My buddies were laughing and ran out the door. My wife just stood there... not believing the words that came out of my mouth. The pro said nothing and didn't even grin. I was a 15 hcp. cksurfdude, Reesedw, tommc23 and 4 others 7 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 18 minutes ago, Kenny B said: OK, here's the rest of the story... My wife and I were playing in my professional society's annual golf tournament, and we were at the course the day before for a practice round with two of my buddies from work. They had already paid in the pro shop and I just paid for my wife and I. When the pro handed me the cart key, I said: "OK, where's the 1st tee and what's the course record." ( I have no idea what prompted me to say that.) The pro said: "The 1st tee is right over there and the course record is 62 by Annika Sorenstam (at the Sara Lee Classic)." To which I said: "Oh yeah sure, from the chick tees." Well, I thought it was funny. My buddies were laughing and ran out the door. My wife just stood there... not believing the words that came out of my mouth. The pro said nothing and didn't even grin. I was a 15 hcp. Some people have no sense of humor JohnSmalls, Reesedw, Kenny B and 1 other 3 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamese Moose Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 23 hours ago, Kenny B said: OK, here's the rest of the story... My wife and I were playing in my professional society's annual golf tournament, and we were at the course the day before for a practice round with two of my buddies from work. They had already paid in the pro shop and I just paid for my wife and I. When the pro handed me the cart key, I said: "OK, where's the 1st tee and what's the course record." ( I have no idea what prompted me to say that.) The pro said: "The 1st tee is right over there and the course record is 62 by Annika Sorenstam (at the Sara Lee Classic)." To which I said: "Oh yeah sure, from the chick tees." Well, I thought it was funny. My buddies were laughing and ran out the door. My wife just stood there... not believing the words that came out of my mouth. The pro said nothing and didn't even grin. I was a 15 hcp. I was with a large group (I think 16 of us) nearly 20 years ago that went to play Hammock Beach (I think the name has been changed since), near Jacksonville, FL. Someone, and I don't even know if it was from our group, asked that same question. There were four guys behind the counter who said in unison, "See the starter, four hours!" FWIW, four hours was tough with the way the wind was blowing that day. cksurfdude, Kenny B and Reesedw 3 Quote Moose, my cat, is Siamese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 On 3/20/2022 at 10:21 AM, Rickp said: I’m surprised it’s Light Beer!! It's the 1st tee, c'mon, he'll break out the Jack Daniels on the 2nd.. the Light beer is like him finishing a cup of coffee.. Jeez, I can not believe did not realize that.. hahahahaha Kenny B, cksurfdude and Rickp 3 Quote Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 No wonder golf is a four letter word golf tip.mp4 MDGolfHacker, Reesedw, Rickp and 3 others 6 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Bowling Green to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from London got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.” MDGolfHacker, tommc23, Rickp and 4 others 1 6 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlikHands Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went and got some milk?" "You don't get milk from the milkweed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes" said the young man "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know all about it". "Well, help yourself" said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle vine on the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?" "You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree from A&M, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow trees down by the creek." The farmer jumped up and said "Let me get my boots and I'll go with ya!" cksurfdude, Kenny B, MDGolfHacker and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 On 3/23/2022 at 1:20 PM, tony@CIC said: No wonder golf is a four letter word golf tip.mp4 5.14 MB · 0 downloads Thank you for that one extra thought before I swing! tony@CIC, cksurfdude and Rickp 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 cksurfdude and Rickp 2 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Coming to a course near you....... MDGolfHacker, Shapotomous, tony@CIC and 4 others 7 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 1:43 PM, CarlH said: Coming to a course near you....... So evidently I can no longer play golf.. LOL... Wait is that a breathalyzer or a sippy cup?? if it's a sippy cup then I'm good.. LOL Kenny B, cksurfdude, tony@CIC and 2 others 5 Quote Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Got this as a gift from a golfing friend .. pretty much hits it spot on! tony@CIC, Reesedw, Kenny B and 6 others 1 2 6 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 JerryB, MDGolfHacker, GaDawg and 4 others 1 6 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 hour ago, cksurfdude said: I quit going to work in September 2015, and I still need a mental health day every now and then. tony@CIC, MDGolfHacker, cksurfdude and 3 others 1 5 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 OK this is not made up or photoshopped .. it's a real headline from a news feed ... MyWifesSwingCoach, Kenny B, JohnSmalls and 3 others 6 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWifesSwingCoach Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, cksurfdude said: OK this is not made up or photoshopped .. it's a real headline from a news feed ... Kenny B, tommc23, Rickp and 1 other 1 2 1 Quote Driver - R9 Superdeep TP 10.5* - Mitsubishi Rayon Diamana 65g XStiff Shaft 3 Wood - 2020 Tight Lies 16* - Aldila Synergy Red 50-S Shaft 2 Hybrid - Idea Pro - Aldila VS Proto+ 'By You' 80-S Shaft 3 Iron - R7TP DGTT SL S300 Shaft 4-9 Irons - R7TP DGTT X-100 Shafts (6i has mismatched Project X 6.0 shaft) Sand Wedge - Adams GT XTreme 2 SW Putter - Heppler Tomcat 14 Ball - Tour Soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, MyWifesSwingCoach said: YES Rickp, MyWifesSwingCoach and cksurfdude 3 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarlH Posted May 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2022 A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker, didn’t you? Dating in 1960 You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this.... It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Ted had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Ted in. "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..." "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Is that so?" asked Ted, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" "Well, thanks for the tip," Ted said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "The TWIST, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!" tony@CIC, MDGolfHacker, DawgDaddy and 10 others 1 12 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chisag Posted May 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2022 Hi, Morris, This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you. - Saul. Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul. SECOND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo in my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us. GaDawg, Rickp, Reesedw and 11 others 1 13 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berkeleybob Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Just a little humor … Putin died and went to hell. After some time, the devil decided to give him a day on earth for good behavior. So Putin decided to visit Moscow. He stopped in a bar and ordered a drink. When the bartender arrived with his order, he asked, “Is Crimea ours?” “Yes,” the bartender replied, “it is.” Putin smiled and ask, “And the Donbas?” “Also ours.” His face lit up. ”And Kyiv?” “We got that as well.” Satisfied, Putin downed his drink. “Thanks. How much do I owe you?” ”Five euros.” tommc23, Reesedw, MDGolfHacker and 5 others 1 7 Quote WITB 2024 DRIVER AEROJET 10.5° | FAIRWAY ROGUE ST MAX 3/15° HYBRID G410 21° | UTILITY 699 V2 U 5/23° IRONS 699 V2 6-PW WEDGES CBX 2 50°, 54°, 58° | PUTTER KS1 BALL MODEL | PRO | SUPERSOFT BAG 3.5 LS | PUSHCART RV1S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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