tony@CIC Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 hours ago, DawgDaddy said: Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent." I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" "Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon." Next time please post a warning ahead of time I had a mouth full of water and almost ruined my keyboard when I read the last line. MDGolfHacker, DawgDaddy, cksurfdude and 3 others 1 5 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chisag Posted August 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2022 A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," SWMBO replied, "my in-laws." Reesedw, GaDawg, Siamese Moose and 8 others 2 9 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed me has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." tommc23, GaDawg, Reesedw and 5 others 8 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted August 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2022 One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church starting at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.” “Good morning, Pastor.” He replied, still focused on the plaque. “Pastor, what is this?” The pastor replied, “Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.” Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, “Which service, the 8:00 or the 10:30?” berkeleybob, Rickp, artful_golfer and 9 others 1 11 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 MyWifesSwingCoach, Reesedw, Rickp and 4 others 7 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Reesedw, cksurfdude, Kenny B and 4 others 1 6 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that – you have to be single and you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?” “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Steve and I’m going to a Halloween party!” Reesedw, artful_golfer, cksurfdude and 5 others 1 7 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWifesSwingCoach Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 This is more of a little funny story about how I learned to swim. My family would go camping every year and the campground had a lake, well one day my Dad surprised me and told me that he wants to take me out on the lake. I was excited to spend some time with my Dad so I rushed over the boat to get in. We got to talking about swimming and how I don't know how to swim. So as we are a little ways away from shore, my Dad decided to toss me out! Well I don't know what clicked that day but I was able to swim to shore. My Dad decided to take me out again, I was so happy that I was finally able to swim and my Dad took me out a little further this time and splash! Again I was out of the boat and swam to shore, I guess he really wanted me to practice and get better. Well, then we went out again and this time he went all the way to the middle of the lake, as far from shore as possible and of course I got tossed out again. I still love swimming to this day, and I am pretty good at it. All thanks to my Dad, the swimming from that day was pretty easy once I got it... It was getting out of the burlap sack that was the hard part. Reesedw, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 3 others 6 Quote Driver - R9 Superdeep TP 10.5* - Mitsubishi Rayon Diamana 65g XStiff Shaft 3 Wood - 2020 Tight Lies 16* - Aldila Synergy Red 50-S Shaft 2 Hybrid - Idea Pro - Aldila VS Proto+ 'By You' 80-S Shaft 3 Iron - R7TP DGTT SL S300 Shaft 4-9 Irons - R7TP DGTT X-100 Shafts (6i has mismatched Project X 6.0 shaft) Sand Wedge - Adams GT XTreme 2 SW Putter - Heppler Tomcat 14 Ball - Tour Soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 minute ago, MyWifesSwingCoach said: This is more of a little funny story about how I learned to swim. My family would go camping every year and the campground had a lake, well one day my Dad surprised me and told me that he wants to take me out on the lake. I was excited to spend some time with my Dad so I rushed over the boat to get in. We got to talking about swimming and how I don't know how to swim. So as we are a little ways away from shore, my Dad decided to toss me out! Well I don't know what clicked that day but I was able to swim to shore. My Dad decided to take me out again, I was so happy that I was finally able to swim and my Dad took me out a little further this time and splash! Again I was out of the boat and swam to shore, I guess he really wanted me to practice and get better. Well, then we went out again and this time he went all the way to the middle of the lake, as far from shore as possible and of course I got tossed out again. I still love swimming to this day, and I am pretty good at it. All thanks to my Dad, the swimming from that day was pretty easy once I got it... It was getting out of the burlap sack that was the hard part. Didn’t see that coming… tony@CIC and Reesedw 2 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chisag Posted August 26, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 26, 2022 A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb. tony@CIC, Reesedw, GaDawg and 11 others 3 1 10 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 On 7/30/2022 at 3:15 PM, chisag said: These are actual complaints received by a holiday company from dissatisfied customers: 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." One from my line of work. Had a couple complain that our casino had too much sand ……the casino was on an island in the Bahamas. tony@CIC, Kenny B, Rickp and 3 others 6 Quote WITB 2024 Driver: Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60 6.5 Fairway: M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Fairway: Sim 19* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Hybrid: 0317x 22* KBS Proto 95x Irons: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Wedges: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Putter: Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Ball: Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 14 hours ago, Jmikecpa said: Had a couple complain that our casino had too much sand ……the casino was on an island in the Bahamas. omg. It's stories like that, that make me fear for the future of humanity.... Rickp, tony@CIC, Reesedw and 1 other 2 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 On a lighter note, this is copied from an actual email received from my golf club ... --- Dear Members, Due to unforeseen circumstances, the pool will be closed for the rest of the day. --- Now.. what's the *first* thing that pops into your head??? tony@CIC, Kenny B, Rickp and 1 other 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hohjoe Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 (edited) A blonde goes to the ER and tells the doctor she hurts all over. The doc said, “please explain in a little more detail.” The blonde touches her forehead with her right index finger and yells “ouch!” The she touches her nose, left shoulder, each knee, each foot and her sternum and each time yells “ouch!” And said "see I hurt all over. " The doc said “your finger is broken.” Edited August 27, 2022 by hohjoe Spelling correction. chisag, Kenny B, GaDawg and 4 others 2 5 Quote Driver: TaylorMade Stealth 2 Fairway Woods: TaylorMade Stealth 2 5&7 Hybrids: PXG Gen 5 0311 22 Moon Wood 8 Irons: TaylorMade Stealth HD Wedges: TaylorMade Milled Grind 3 56° & 60° Putter: Cleveland Soft Milled 5 BatCaddy X8R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveone Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 A woman and her 13-year-old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked, “Mommy, what are all those women doing? His Mother replied, “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.” The Taxi driver turned around and said, “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money." The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked, “Mommy, is that true?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied, “Yes.!!” After a few minutes, the boy asked, “Mommy, what happens to the babies those women have?” She replied, “Most of them become Taxi drivers." Reesedw, Rickp, tony@CIC and 2 others 5 Quote Steve Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 5 hours ago, cksurfdude said: omg. It's stories like that, that make me fear for the future of humanity.... That fear passed quickly during the last generation. We are now in WTF? cksurfdude, Reesedw, Rickp and 1 other 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkj427 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Two guys grow-up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs." "You're on." At age 42, they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK." At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters. "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK." At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice" At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice." At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because we've never been there before." "Okay, let’s give it a try." Ben_Howell34, cksurfdude, sirchunksalot and 6 others 1 8 Quote Driver & Fairway: Titleist TSR3 10 degree - Ventus TR Blue & TSR3 15 - Project X Hzrdus Smoke Black Hybrid: Callaway Apex UW 19 - Hzrdus Smoke Black Irons: Titleist T200 3G (4) & T150 - (5-G) - Project X LZ Wedges: Vokey SM8 54, and 58 Putter: Cameron Phantom X 7 Ball: Pro V1 & Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveone Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Fred came home to find his best friend and wife in bed. Fred pulled out a .45, shot both of 'em. Next morning, his friend Paul went down to the jail to see him. Paul, “Fred, don’t take it so hard, It could have been worse” Fred, “What you mean, it could have been worse? Man, two people dead. I might get the electric chair. You tell me it could have been worse?” Paul, “Yeah, baby. It could have been worse.” Fred, “What you mean?” Paul, “Hell, if you’d have came home Thursday instead of Friday, you’d have gotten me too.” CarlH, tony@CIC, Rickp and 4 others 1 6 Quote Steve Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveone Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Some quick ones and groaners: What’s the oldest you can be to get a circumcision? I need to know the cut-off date. My friend told me, “You have a Bachelor’s, a Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” That was a third degree burn. Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working. Americans are getting stronger: 20 years ago, it took two adults to carry $50 worth of groceries. Today, a 5 year-old can carry them! There’s two types of people in the world - Those who proofread their posts, and those who do. I spotted my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello. There was just …too much history between us. I nudged my wife in bed last night, and whispered “Did you know it’s National Orgasm Day?” “Oh, what a pity,” she yawned, turning away. "Right in the middle of National Headache Week!” I was really happy when I opened four birthday cards and found a total of $200 in them. I love being a mailman. Reesedw, Rickp, cksurfdude and 4 others 7 Quote Steve Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 On 8/27/2022 at 3:50 PM, Kenny B said: That fear passed quickly during the last generation. We are now in WTF? After 15 years in the casino business I could write a book of all the dumb stuff I have seen and stupid complaints that I have received. tony@CIC, MyWifesSwingCoach, cksurfdude and 2 others 5 Quote WITB 2024 Driver: Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60 6.5 Fairway: M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Fairway: Sim 19* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Hybrid: 0317x 22* KBS Proto 95x Irons: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Wedges: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Putter: Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Ball: Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 33 minutes ago, Jmikecpa said: After 15 years in the casino business I could write a book of all the dumb stuff I have seen and stupid complaints that I have received. You should! ..all the casino go-ers can read it and say to themselves, geez what morons *those* dopes are! tony@CIC, Kenny B, sirchunksalot and 2 others 3 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveone Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 An old man goes to a sperm bank to offer a donation. The receptionist tells him “Sorry, you’re too old” but the old guy insists. “Give me your largest jar” he says “I’ll fill it to the top” Eventually, the receptionist agrees. So the old guy goes behind the curtain … the receptionist waits… and waits … and waits. Several hours go past. Eventually, she goes to see what's wrong. She opens the curtain, and there she finds the old guy, red faced, out of breath. “It's no good” he pants. "I can’t do it. I tried it with my left hand. I tried it with my right hand. I pulled it. I pushed it. I twisted it clockwise. I twisted it anticlockwise. I shook it. I turned it this way. I turned it that way. I even hit it against the wall a few times, but I just can’t do it… I just can’t get this friggin jar open tony@CIC, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 1 other 2 2 Quote Steve Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 cksurfdude, tony@CIC, Reesedw and 1 other 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 So that's what happened to my ball the other day... https://www.golfdigest.com/story/golf-ball-hog-sketch-st-andre-golf Rickp, Reesedw, Kenny B and 1 other 1 3 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 2 hours ago, tony@CIC said: So that's what happened to my ball the other day... https://www.golfdigest.com/story/golf-ball-hog-sketch-st-andre-golf Gil Professional Ball Hog…... Just wait until the IRS finds out tony@CIC, Reesedw, Kenny B and 2 others 5 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Rickp, MyWifesSwingCoach, cksurfdude and 6 others 9 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, CarlH said: OK... who leaked this photo of me??? SWIDT? tony@CIC, Reesedw, DawgDaddy and 3 others 2 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 MyWifesSwingCoach, Siamese Moose, Reesedw and 5 others 8 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azstu324 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 On 6/29/2022 at 1:12 PM, tony@CIC said: For those of us married (and especially for a long time) we're pretty familiar with the "FINE!" or "Whatever" responses. but I forgot about the bonus word. Any newly weds here might take all of these words into consideration when communicating with SWMBOs' . Note this was posted in the MEN's Locker room at Plum brook country club. This one deserves 3 laughing emojis ... Rickp, tony@CIC, Reesedw and 1 other 2 2 Quote PXG 0311 Gen 5 9°/ Fujikura MotoreX F1 6X F6 3 Wood 14* / Kuro Kage Silver 65X F8 6 wood 20* / Fujikura MotoreX F3 6S RADSpeed Hybrid 24* TS1 4-GW / FCM Precision 6.5 Rifle TSW Wedge - 56/12 EAS 1.0 / Grip master 2.0 MAXFLI Tour CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveone Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Why you don't give Surprise parties for squids. MyWifesSwingCoach, Reesedw, tony@CIC and 4 others 1 6 Quote Steve Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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