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2 hours ago, DawgDaddy said:

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
 

Next time please post a warning ahead of time I had a mouth full of water and almost ruined my keyboard when I read the last line. 😜

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Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed me has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"

"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.."

Driver -     Rogue ST Max
Woods -   Rogue ST MaxRogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Wooda 
Irons -      Rogue ST MAX OS  5 - AW
Wedges -   Zipcore RTX 6 50°  CBX2   54* & 58*  

Putter -    ER2
Rangefinder -  NX9 Slope
Ball -  Vice Pro Soft Drip

Bag -  Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Driver: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite  TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright

Wedges: Edison 53* and  57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright

Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft

Ball:  Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: :ping-small: Pioneer...Shoes: :footjoy-small: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather

 

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Driver:     :taylormade-small:  Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R
Fairway:  :cobra-small: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R
Hybrids:  :ping-small:      430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy 
                  :taylormade-small:  DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r 
Irons:       :titleist-small:         '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r
Wedges:  :taylormade-small: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r
Putter:     :cobra-small:  Sport-60 33" 
Ball:           Maxfli     Maxfli Tour

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you”

She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that –

you have to be single and

you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Steve and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

Driver:     :taylormade-small:  Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R
Fairway:  :cobra-small: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R
Hybrids:  :ping-small:      430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy 
                  :taylormade-small:  DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r 
Irons:       :titleist-small:         '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r
Wedges:  :taylormade-small: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r
Putter:     :cobra-small:  Sport-60 33" 
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This is more of a little funny story about how I learned to swim.

My family would go camping every year and the campground had a lake, well one day my Dad surprised me and told me that he wants to take me out on the lake. I was excited to spend some time with my Dad so I rushed over the boat to get in. We got to talking about swimming and how I don't know how to swim.

So as we are a little ways away from shore, my Dad decided to toss me out! Well I don't know what clicked that day but I was able to swim to shore. My Dad decided to take me out again, I was so happy that I was finally able to swim and my Dad took me out a little further this time and splash! Again I was out of the boat and swam to shore, I guess he really wanted me to practice and get better. Well, then we went out again and this time he went all the way to the middle of the lake, as far from shore as possible and of course I got tossed out again. 

I still love swimming to this day, and I am pretty good at it. All thanks to my Dad, the swimming from that day was pretty easy once I got it... It was getting out of the burlap sack that was the hard part.

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2 Hybrid - 1ef73718.png Idea Pro - Aldila VS Proto+ 'By You' 80-S Shaft

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4-9 Irons - default_taylormade-small.jpg R7TP DGTT X-100 Shafts (6i has mismatched Project X 6.0 shaft)

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1 minute ago, MyWifesSwingCoach said:

This is more of a little funny story about how I learned to swim.

My family would go camping every year and the campground had a lake, well one day my Dad surprised me and told me that he wants to take me out on the lake. I was excited to spend some time with my Dad so I rushed over the boat to get in. We got to talking about swimming and how I don't know how to swim.

So as we are a little ways away from shore, my Dad decided to toss me out! Well I don't know what clicked that day but I was able to swim to shore. My Dad decided to take me out again, I was so happy that I was finally able to swim and my Dad took me out a little further this time and splash! Again I was out of the boat and swam to shore, I guess he really wanted me to practice and get better. Well, then we went out again and this time he went all the way to the middle of the lake, as far from shore as possible and of course I got tossed out again. 

I still love swimming to this day, and I am pretty good at it. All thanks to my Dad, the swimming from that day was pretty easy once I got it... It was getting out of the burlap sack that was the hard part.

Didn’t see that coming…

Rick

 

 

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Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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On 7/30/2022 at 3:15 PM, chisag said:
  • 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
  • 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
  • 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
  • 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
  • 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
  • 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
  • 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
  • 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
  • 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
  • 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
  • 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
  • 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
  • 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
  • 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
  • 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
  • 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
  • 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
  • 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

One from my line of work. Had a couple complain that our casino had too much sand ……the casino was on an island in the Bahamas. 

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   Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x

   X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX 

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14 hours ago, Jmikecpa said:

Had a couple complain that our casino had too much sand ……the casino was on an island in the Bahamas. 

omg.

It's stories like that, that make me fear for the future of humanity.... 😞

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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On a lighter note, this is copied from an actual email received from my golf club ...

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Dear Members,

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the pool will be closed for the rest of the day. 

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Now.. what's the *first* thing that pops into your head???

 

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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A blonde goes to the ER and tells the doctor she hurts all over. The doc said, “please explain in a little more detail.” The blonde touches her forehead with her right index finger and yells “ouch!” The she touches her nose, left shoulder, each knee, each foot and her sternum and each time yells “ouch!” And said "see I hurt all over. " The doc said “your finger is broken.”

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Driver: TaylorMade Stealth 2

Fairway Woods: TaylorMade Stealth 2 5&7

Hybrids: PXG Gen 5 0311 22 Moon Wood 8

Irons: TaylorMade Stealth HD

Wedges: TaylorMade Milled Grind 3 56° & 60°

Putter: Cleveland Soft Milled 5

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A woman and her 13-year-old son were inside a Taxi.

It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside.

The Boy asked, “Mommy, what are all those women doing?

His Mother replied, “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.”

The Taxi driver turned around and said, “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money."

The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked, “Mommy, is that true?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied, “Yes.!!”

After a few minutes, the boy asked, “Mommy, what happens to the babies those women have?”

She replied, “Most of them become Taxi drivers."

Steve Smith

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5 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

omg.

It's stories like that, that make me fear for the future of humanity.... 😞

That fear passed quickly during the last generation.  We are now in  WTF?

We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Two guys grow-up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas.  They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. 
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs."
"You're on."

 At age 42, they meet and play golf again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."

 At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK." 

 At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"

 At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."

 At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let’s give it a try."
 

Driver & Fairway: :titleist-small: Titleist TSR3 10 degree - :Fuji: Ventus TR Blue & :titleist-small: TSR3 15 - :projectx: Project X Hzrdus Smoke Black 

Hybrid: :callaway-small: Callaway Apex UW 19 - :projectx: Hzrdus Smoke Black

Irons: :titleist-small: Titleist T200 3G (4) & T150 - (5-G) - :projectx: Project X LZ 

Wedges: :vokey-small: Vokey SM8 54, and 58

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Ball: :titleist-small: Pro V1 & :maxfli: Maxfli Tour

 

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Fred came home to find his best friend and wife in bed. Fred pulled out a .45, shot both of 'em.

Next morning, his friend Paul went down to the jail to see him.

Paul, “Fred, don’t take it so hard, It could have been worse”

Fred, “What you mean, it could have been worse? Man, two people dead. I might get the electric chair. You tell me it could have been worse?”

Paul, “Yeah, baby. It could have been worse.”

Fred, “What you mean?”

Paul, “Hell, if you’d have came home Thursday instead of Friday, you’d have gotten me too.”

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Some quick ones and groaners:

What’s the oldest you can be to get a circumcision?

I need to know the cut-off date.


My friend told me, “You have a Bachelor’s, a Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

That was a third degree burn.

Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck.

Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.

Americans are getting stronger: 20 years ago, it took two adults to carry $50 worth of groceries.

Today, a 5 year-old can carry them!

There’s two types of people in the world -

Those who proofread their posts, and those who do.

I spotted my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall,

but I was too self conscious to say hello.

There was just …too much history between us.


I nudged my wife in bed last night, and whispered

“Did you know it’s National Orgasm Day?”

“Oh, what a pity,” she yawned, turning away. "Right in the middle of National Headache Week!”


I was really happy when I opened four birthday cards and found a total of $200 in them.

I love being a mailman.

Steve Smith

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On 8/27/2022 at 3:50 PM, Kenny B said:

That fear passed quickly during the last generation.  We are now in  WTF?

After 15 years in the casino business I could write a book of all the dumb stuff I have seen and stupid complaints that I have received.

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33 minutes ago, Jmikecpa said:

After 15 years in the casino business I could write a book of all the dumb stuff I have seen and stupid complaints that I have received.

You should! ..all the casino go-ers can read it and say to themselves, geez what morons *those* dopes are! 

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Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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An old man goes to a sperm bank to offer a donation.
The receptionist tells him “Sorry, you’re too old” but the old guy insists.
“Give me your largest jar” he says “I’ll fill it to the top”

Eventually, the receptionist agrees.

So the old guy goes behind the curtain … the receptionist waits… and waits … and waits. Several hours go past.

Eventually, she goes to see what's wrong. She opens the curtain, and there she finds the old guy, red faced, out of breath.
“It's no good” he pants. "I can’t do it. I tried it with my left hand. I tried it with my right hand. I pulled it. I pushed it. I twisted it clockwise. I twisted it anticlockwise. I shook it. I turned it this way. I turned it that way. I even hit it against the wall a few times, but I just can’t do it…

I just can’t get this friggin jar open

Steve Smith

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So that's what happened to my ball the other day...

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/golf-ball-hog-sketch-st-andre-golf

Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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2 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

So that's what happened to my ball the other day...

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/golf-ball-hog-sketch-st-andre-golf

Gil Professional Ball Hog…..😁. Just wait until the IRS finds out😱

Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Driver: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite  TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright

Wedges: Edison 53* and  57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright

Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft

Ball:  Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: :ping-small: Pioneer...Shoes: :footjoy-small: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather

 

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On 6/29/2022 at 1:12 PM, tony@CIC said:

For those of us married (and especially for a long time) we're pretty familiar with the "FINE!" or  "Whatever" responses. but I forgot about the bonus word. Any newly weds here might take all of these words into consideration when communicating with SWMBOs' . 

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Note this was posted in the MEN's Locker room at Plum brook country club. 

This one deserves 3 laughing emojis 😄😄😄...😭

 

 

   PXG 0311 Gen 5 9°/ Fujikura MotoreX F1 6X
:cobra-small:  F6 3 Wood 14* / Kuro Kage Silver 65X
:cobra-small: F8 6 wood 20* / Fujikura MotoreX F3 6S

:cobra-small: RADSpeed Hybrid 24*
post-76102-0-38507100-1525284411_thumb.jpg TS1 4-GW / FCM Precision 6.5 Rifle
post-76102-0-38507100-1525284411_thumb.jpg  TSW Wedge - 56/12
:edel-golf-1:  EAS 1.0 / Grip master 2.0 

MAXFLI  Tour CG

 

 

 

 

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