cksurfdude Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 This may belong in the "Dog Day" thread but it's pretty funny, sooooo... https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnkXssqoqFm/ sirchunksalot, Rickp and tony@CIC 1 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 A nominee for The Darwin Award: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnhJ7YSq3l9/ ..and... Part Two: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cmy5a2XKFqR/ D'OH!! Kenny B, Rickp, sirchunksalot and 1 other 1 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 This one cracks me up Kenny B, Rickp and sirchunksalot 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 ..and this one totally speaks for itself tony@CIC, EasyPutter, Kenny B and 2 others 1 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) @cksurfdude, I like this one.. LOL Edited January 31, 2023 by Reesedw cksurfdude, tony@CIC, Rickp and 1 other 4 Quote Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, Reesedw said: @cksurfdude, I like this one.. LOL HAH!!!! Love it! I'm a fan of those vintage style, fun sayings signs ..gonna have to look for that one online to add to the .. growing .. collection! Reesedw, Rickp and Kenny B 2 1 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G56788 Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 A retired detective, haunted by the one case he could not solve, spends his days scrolling through crime scene photos on his phone and reviewing other evidence hoping to find the lead that has so far eluded him. His friends stopped calling because he won’t stop talking about the case, and not even his daughter’s upcoming wedding can keep the gruesome triple homicide off his mind. The night before the rehearsal dinner, his daughter asks him to please avoid bringing it up during her wedding weekend. “I’ll try,” he assures her. The rehearsal, rehearsal dinner, and wedding ceremony proceed without a single mention of the crime. His daughter couldn’t be happier until she sees the horrified looks of the other guests sitting at her father’s table as they pass around his cell phone. She rushes over to the table and screams, “Dad! You promised!!!” “I kept my promise, honey,” he says, gesturing to her new mother-in-law, “she brought it up.” “How, Dad?!?!?!?!” “She asked, ‘well, isn’t this dessert the messiest thing you’ve ever seen?’” Rickp, Bang60, Kenny B and 5 others 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang60 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 4 hours ago, G56744 said: A retired detective, haunted by the one case he could not solve, spends his days scrolling through crime scene photos on his phone and reviewing other evidence hoping to find the lead that has so far eluded him. His friends stopped calling because he won’t stop talking about the case, and not even his daughter’s upcoming wedding can keep the gruesome triple homicide off his mind. The night before the rehearsal dinner, his daughter asks him to please avoid bringing it up during her wedding weekend. “I’ll try,” he assures her. The rehearsal, rehearsal dinner, and wedding ceremony proceed without a single mention of the crime. His daughter couldn’t be happier until she sees the horrified looks of the other guests sitting at her father’s table as they pass around his cell phone. She rushes over to the table and screams, “Dad! You promised!!!” “I kept my promise, honey,” he says, gesturing to her new mother-in-law, “she brought it up.” “How, Dad?!?!?!?!” “She asked, ‘well, isn’t this dessert the messiest thing you’ve ever seen?’” Motherinlaws got a lot to answer for, my first told my wife no nickynackynoo when your expecting, I took my wife to our Dr who just happened to be FEMALE lol lol... cksurfdude, Kenny B, tony@CIC and 2 others 3 2 Quote I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Wanna waste time on Instagram *and* have a few good laughs? Check out the golf themed humor clips from the crew at St Andre Golf ... https://instagram.com/standregolf?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Kenny B, Rickp, EasyPutter and 1 other 2 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfriday101 Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 It takes me 10 minutes to walk to my club and 30 minutes to get home. The difference is staggering. tony@CIC, SlikHands, cksurfdude and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big moose Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 A man walks into his kitchen with a duck under his arm, his wife turns around and he says here's the pig I've been f******. His wife laughs and says that's not a pig you moron . He looks up at her and says I wasn't talking to you. Bang60, Reesedw, tony@CIC and 2 others 2 3 Quote Frank musolino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big moose Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 A guy walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, does that viagra stuff really work. The pharmacist says oh yeah I take it. The guy asks him are you able to get it over the counter, the pharmacist says only if I take 2. Reesedw, cksurfdude and GaDawg 3 Quote Frank musolino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hohjoe Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 Two similarly dressed blondes walk into a tanning salon and the receptionist asked, “are you sisters?” One blonde giggles and said “no, we aren’t even Catholic.” cksurfdude, Will_Mac, tony@CIC and 3 others 1 5 Quote Driver: TaylorMade Stealth 2 Fairway Woods: TaylorMade Stealth 2 5&7 Hybrids: PXG Gen 5 0311 22 Moon Wood 8 Irons: TaylorMade Stealth HD Wedges: TaylorMade Milled Grind 3 56° & 60° Putter: Cleveland Soft Milled 5 BatCaddy X8R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Warning: NSFW; un-PC language. But funny (..I think ...) https://www.instagram.com/reel/Co5OGJdjyZG/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Tom the Golf Nut and Kenny B 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted March 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2023 Since I retired, I have been very busy over the past 10 years working on my golf game. This year I decided to put my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I'm very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy. The cost of the book will only be $4.96. Here's the Table of Contents from the new book, "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I've gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of my golfing partners. Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your Fourth putt. Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the Shank. Chapter 5 - When to give the Ranger the finger. Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the Greens to confuse your opponent. Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management. Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post ... Undetected. Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6-hour round. Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water. Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th. Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome. Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the Tee. Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent. Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt. Chapter 17 - When to re-grip your Ball Retriever. Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge. Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender. Hopefully you will find this book intriguing and purchase a copy and considering my next book will be on bowling. SlikHands, chisag, cksurfdude and 7 others 1 9 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 For all you guys who, umm, WFH but really go out for a golf round .. this one's titled "Wife Called" https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnuGsLahYfI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Tom the Golf Nut, tony@CIC, Reesedw and 2 others 1 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big moose Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, you want to see something really special? The bartender says yeah, sure. The guy reaches under his coat and pulls out a little piano, a little bench and a little man about a foot tall, he sits down and plays the piano. The bartender asks where did you get that?? he said he found a bottle with a genie in it and he got 3 wishes. The bartender said what did you wish for. He said he wanted a billion dollars, opens his coat and it's full of money, and I wanted a chauffeur driven Rolls-Royce limo. The bartender says well what was your third wish, and the guy says it sure as hell wasn't a 12 inch pianist. cksurfdude, Bang60, Reesedw and 3 others 2 4 Quote Frank musolino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.” “This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman. “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.” “That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I used a different rooster,” he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!” tony@CIC, cksurfdude, Big moose and 5 others 1 7 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, DawgDaddy said: A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.” “This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman. “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.” “That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I used a different rooster,” he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!” Oldie but a goodie.. cksurfdude, tony@CIC and EasyPutter 3 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 My 9 year old got me this morning with his new joke book. Two semi-golf related. 1. Why are so many people afraid of grass? Because it is full of blades. 2. How does a tree get on the internet? By Logging On. cksurfdude, Kenny B, EasyPutter and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Shankster said: My 9 year old got me this morning with his new joke book. Two semi-golf related. 1. Why are so many people afraid of grass? Because it is full of blades. 2. How does a tree get on the internet? By Logging On. Groan emoji cksurfdude, EasyPutter and Shankster 3 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Shankster said: My 9 year old got me this morning with his new joke book. Two semi-golf related. 1. Why are so many people afraid of grass? Because it is full of blades. 2. How does a tree get on the internet? By Logging On. 19 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: Groan emoji Double that Shankster, cksurfdude and tony@CIC 1 2 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 6 hours ago, Shankster said: 1. Why are so many people afraid of grass? Because it is full of blades. 2. How does a tree get on the internet? By Logging On. 4 hours ago, tony@CIC said: Groan emoji 3 hours ago, Rickp said: Double that ..oh you old curmudgeons those are pretty good!!! @Shankster - What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: Well. If you hadn't been so fresh .. we wouldn't have gotten into this .. (wait for it......) .. jam! tony@CIC, Shankster, sglj3 and 3 others 1 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: ..oh you old curmudgeons those are pretty good!!! @Shankster - What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: Well. If you hadn't been so fresh .. we wouldn't have gotten into this .. (wait for it......) .. jam! Kids have great jokes! tony@CIC and cksurfdude 2 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Rickp said: Kids have great jokes! ... So many that were hilarious when we were kids. This was one of my favorites from elementary school: In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented They laid their load beside the road to keep the flies contented. ... Just killed with 6-8 yr olds! Rickp, cksurfdude, tony@CIC and 1 other 4 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckZ Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Golfer stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. A driver comes up on the beach and starts taking off the wet suit slowly and he realizes it is a beautiful young lady. She asks him if he wants to play around. He having been on this island for a month and going crazy said of course, one question. Do you have a set of clubs in that wet suit? cksurfdude, tony@CIC, Reesedw and 3 others 1 5 Quote Driver - TSi3 10.75* - Fujikura Speeder 661 TR Fairway - TSi2 14.25* - Fujikura Motore Speeder VC 6.1 Fairway - TSR1 17.0* - Fujikura Vista Pro 65S Hybrid - TSR1 19.0* - Fujikura Atmos Red Tour 75 Hybrid - TSR1 23.0* - Fujikura Atmos Red Tour 75 Irons - T350 (2023) - 5-48W - True Temper AMT Red 95g-107g Wedges - Vokey SM9 - 52.08F, 56.10S - True Temper AMT Red 94 ** GolfPride MCC +4 Midsize Grips (all woods/irons/wedges) Putter - 2023 Scotty Cameron Super Select Squareback 2 35" ** Superstroke 1.0 Pistol Grip Golf Ball - TITLEIST - Prov1 (2023) Golf Bags - TITLEIST - Cart 14 (black), Mid Size Tour (black/white) Golf Glove - FootJoy (StaSof), Shoes, Apparel and Outerwear Rangefinder - Bushnell Pro XE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckZ Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 My best joke I tell at social events for obvious reasons. Ever hear of a shark eating a lawyer? Never, out of professional courtesy. Kenny B, cksurfdude, Rickp and 2 others 5 Quote Driver - TSi3 10.75* - Fujikura Speeder 661 TR Fairway - TSi2 14.25* - Fujikura Motore Speeder VC 6.1 Fairway - TSR1 17.0* - Fujikura Vista Pro 65S Hybrid - TSR1 19.0* - Fujikura Atmos Red Tour 75 Hybrid - TSR1 23.0* - Fujikura Atmos Red Tour 75 Irons - T350 (2023) - 5-48W - True Temper AMT Red 95g-107g Wedges - Vokey SM9 - 52.08F, 56.10S - True Temper AMT Red 94 ** GolfPride MCC +4 Midsize Grips (all woods/irons/wedges) Putter - 2023 Scotty Cameron Super Select Squareback 2 35" ** Superstroke 1.0 Pistol Grip Golf Ball - TITLEIST - Prov1 (2023) Golf Bags - TITLEIST - Cart 14 (black), Mid Size Tour (black/white) Golf Glove - FootJoy (StaSof), Shoes, Apparel and Outerwear Rangefinder - Bushnell Pro XE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 51 minutes ago, ChuckZ said: My best joke I tell at social events for obvious reasons. Ever hear of a shark eating a lawyer? Never, out of professional courtesy. We need more lawyer jokes like: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the Ocean? A good start Rickp and cksurfdude 2 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: We need more lawyer jokes Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? New Jersey had first choice. JohnSmalls, Rickp, Kenny B and 3 others 6 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckZ Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 44 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: We need more lawyer jokes like: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the Ocean? A good start Think I stirred up a hornets nest.....could be fun and interesting.....all my friends who are attorneys and Judges, love it...... JohnSmalls, tony@CIC, cksurfdude and 1 other 4 Quote Driver - TSi3 10.75* - Fujikura Speeder 661 TR Fairway - TSi2 14.25* - Fujikura Motore Speeder VC 6.1 Fairway - TSR1 17.0* - Fujikura Vista Pro 65S Hybrid - TSR1 19.0* - Fujikura Atmos Red Tour 75 Hybrid - TSR1 23.0* - Fujikura Atmos Red Tour 75 Irons - T350 (2023) - 5-48W - True Temper AMT Red 95g-107g Wedges - Vokey SM9 - 52.08F, 56.10S - True Temper AMT Red 94 ** GolfPride MCC +4 Midsize Grips (all woods/irons/wedges) Putter - 2023 Scotty Cameron Super Select Squareback 2 35" ** Superstroke 1.0 Pistol Grip Golf Ball - TITLEIST - Prov1 (2023) Golf Bags - TITLEIST - Cart 14 (black), Mid Size Tour (black/white) Golf Glove - FootJoy (StaSof), Shoes, Apparel and Outerwear Rangefinder - Bushnell Pro XE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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