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So... I'm thinking about some of these recent changes at golf courses, but it doesn't seem as if any courses have introduced any specific rules about equipment ... for example...
* Don't touch another player's balls.

 

I think that is one of the unwritten rules of the game.


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5 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

So... I'm thinking about some of these recent changes at golf courses, but it doesn't seem as if any courses have introduced any specific rules about equipment ... for example...

* Don't touch another player's balls.

🤪

 

That's similar to seeing the sign on the men's door reminding everyone to maintain social distance.

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15 hours ago, Jmikecpa said:


I think that is one of the unwritten rules of the game.
 

You would think, but.... At least 3 times over the past few sessions some random dude has reached out and touched one of my balls.....

(I didn't think it was funny at the time.)

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You would think, but.... At least 3 times over the past few sessions some random dude has reached out and touched one of my balls.....
(I didn't think it was funny at the time.)

I hope you were on the course and not in the locker room


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4 minutes ago, Jmikecpa said:


I hope you were on the course and not in the locker room emoji23.png
 

Ha you are right, I should've clarified that!!

Yes - some random dudes touched my golf balls lying on the course. 

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Dad joke of the day:

What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

 

 

 

 

 

 

The water. Butane is lighter fluid.

 

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14 minutes ago, B.Boston said:

Dad joke of the day:

What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

 

 

 

 

 

 

The water. Butane is lighter fluid.

 

<<<<groan>>>>>>

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Dad joke of the day:
What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
 
 
 
 
 
 
The water. Butane is lighter fluid.
 

🤪


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So a blonde gets pulled over on the highway. Trooper asks “ma’am you were swerving left and right all over the road, may i ask why?”. The blonde replies “I had to swerve left and right, left and right to avoid the trees that kept getting in my way!”....the trooper says “ma’am.....that’s your air freshener”

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Just now, Lacassem said:

So a blonde gets pulled over on the highway. Trooper asks “ma’am you were swerving left and right all over the road, may i ask why?”. The blonde replies “I had to swerve left and right, left and right to avoid the trees that kept getting in my way!”....the trooper says “ma’am.....that’s your air freshener”

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Between you and B. Boston's jokes I think a New England gathering is becoming less likely. 

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5 minutes ago, Wedgie said:

Between you and B. Boston's jokes I think a New England gathering is becoming less likely. 

I tried my best. All my jokes are from movies and 1 liners I promise you’ll have a good time on the course with us lol

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13 minutes ago, Wedgie said:

Between you and B. Boston's jokes I think a New England gathering is becoming less likely. 

I’m sorry.  These get texted in a family chat with my wife’s uncle and I felt the urge to spread the pain.  😂

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New England humor is an acquired taste.
I lived in NE for 65 so I’m immune.


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I'll throw in a bad one for you guys.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?
Taste

Saw that coming and was still surprised


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I'll throw in a bad one for you guys.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?
Taste




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On 5/20/2020 at 1:16 PM, Wedgie said:

I'll throw in a bad one for you guys.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

Taste

.... I have more questions than you have answers.... 

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Just read this somewhere.

Bob and John are out golfing. After a few holes John pulls out a cigar.  He digs through his golf bag but can't find a lighter. He asked Bob if he had a lighter. He goes into his bag and pulls out a 12 inch bic lighter. John asked where did you get such a big lighter?  Bod said from his genie! He open the side pouch on his golf bag and the genie popped out. He asked if the genie could grant him one wish. Bob said sure and John asked the genie for a million bucks. Shortly,  the sky darkened and thousands of ducks landed by John's feet.

Bob said " I forgot to  tell you that the genie was hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for a 12" bic"

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5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
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  • 2 weeks later...

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4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
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On 6/17/2020 at 7:51 PM, Rickp said:

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I resemble that remark 🤣

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