perseveringgolfer Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I woke up this morning and fancied a big breakfast but then I remembered my wife was sick... She's so poorly that I had to carry her to the kitchen! TheWahoo, JohnSmalls and tommc23 3 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I woke up this morning and fancied a big breakfast but then I remembered my wife was sick... She's so poorly that I had to carry her to the kitchen! Your post reminds me of the guy that answered his doorbell only to find the Sheriff standing there. After confirming his name, the Sheriff asked the guy if he had a picture of his wife. While the guy did not understand the request, he found a picture and gave it to the Sheriff. The Sheriff said: I'm truly sorry sir, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck. To which the guy replied: I know, but she sure can cook. GB13, JohnSmalls, cksurfdude and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face... JohnSmalls, GB13, poprocksncoke and 1 other 4 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen." viking, poprocksncoke, perseveringgolfer and 6 others 8 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 The doctor put my wife on a new pill and now we have sex every night. It's brilliant... It doesn't matter which position we are in, nothing wakes her up! tommc23, excourse and tony@CIC 3 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 I spend about 94% of my income on Golf equipment, alcohol and women. The rest I just fritter away! Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 My wife gave me $20 to get a warm coat for our dog. She said I could spend the money left over for beer. Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy JohnSmalls, viking, GB13 and 5 others 8 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted September 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2018 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he left.The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months.While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?'Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.“Yes,' he informed the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.''Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.'OH, COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?†toehold57, GeekingGolf, viking and 7 others 9 1 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. toehold57, tommc23, GB13 and 3 others 6 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB13 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?' Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,' he informed the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?†I have heard there is quite the line to get into heaven right now. Quote Wilson Staff C300 9.0* Fujikura Pro 58 stiff Callaway Rogue 3W Mitsubishi Diamana D+ LTD 80 stiff Mizuno MP-18 MMC FLI-HI 2 iron UST Mamiya Recoil 95 stiff Ping I200's 4-W Aerotech Steelfiber I110 CW stiff Ping Glide 52* and 58* stiff Bettinardi Studio Stock #38 Armlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Har in the Hat Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 A real dirty joke.... White horse fell in the mud Sent from my SM-G900W8 using MyGolfSpy mobile app tommc23 and viking 2 Quote What's in my Mizuno BR-D2 bag OFFICIAL TESTER FOR THE PING i500 CLUBS. Currently playing Ping i500 w/ Alta CB graphite shafts MP 25 - fitted w/ Project X shafts - stiff 60 / 56 52 910 D2 driver - 9.5 degree -fitted13 F 3 wood 13.5 deg CPR 3 hybrid Method mallet Dexterity: I shoot left-handed so no one can ask me "Hey, can I try that club?" Twitter @GolfingHat Instagram @Mizunostixgolfnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 My neighbour said to me this morning, "Next time you and your girlfriend are making love, you should close the curtains." "Yesterday all the street watched and laughed!" I replied, "Well, the jokes on them as I was at work!" poprocksncoke, GB13, viking and 1 other 4 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Kenny B, toehold57, cksurfdude and 5 others 8 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Sad News from Minnesota The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 75. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with many flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift. excourse, Har in the Hat, Kenny B and 6 others 9 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Also in the news. Sad to report from the International Circus that Freddo, the human fly, today committed insecticide. /Da boom boom tish! tommc23 1 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 We're on holiday and mrs said take a picture of me on the beach when next plane comes over , no problem babe...... Thats her on the far left....... GB13, Reesedw, Kenny B and 4 others 7 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens197 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 John returns from work late to find his girlfriend sobbing on the front steps. Her bags are packed and a taxi is pulling up to the driveway as he approaches. What's the matter asks John? She fights through her tears to say she cannot be with him anymore. “How can I be with you knowing full well that you're a pedophile!?†John takes a step back “wow, that's a big word for a 10 year old.†Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy excourse and GB13 2 Quote Titleist TSi3 Fujikura Speeder NX Blue 60X TaylorMade SIM2 3 wood Fujilkura Ventus Blue 7-X Titleist U505 2 Tensei 1K Black 85 X Titleist T100 4-P Nippon Modus 3 120X PING S159 50-S 55-H 59-T DG X100 Vokey SM8 50, SM9 54 & 60 Nippon Modus 3 120s L.A.B. MEZZ Max Broom Accra 47" 79.5* Srixon Z-Star XV Currently testing the 2024 PING S159 wedges… https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/63483-testers-announced-ping-s159-wedges/ Was testing, still loving the 2023 Titleist T100 Irons 4-P https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/60456-titleist-t-series-irons-2023-forum-review/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Similarly, Frank comes home to find his wife sitting on the steps with her bags packed. He asks-where are you going. She replies that she was going to Vegas because she heard that she can get $200 to do what she does to him for free. He immediately packs his bags and waited with her. She asks where are you going, He replies, Vegas, I want to see how you live on $400 a year. JohnSmalls, GB13, tommc23 and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned! cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, tommc23 and 1 other 4 Quote Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 This sign might be better suited to a 'best advertising program'. Bet they get a lot of business Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy Jmikecpa, GB13, cksurfdude and 1 other 4 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 This sign might be better suited to a 'best advertising program'. Bet they get a lot of business IMG_4287.JPG Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy That would be more costly to me than my wife's shopping. I drink expensively when she is not with me. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy JohnSmalls and tony@CIC 2 Quote WITB 2024 Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60g 6.5 M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Sim Ti 22* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Snotty Receptionist Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?†All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, “NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.†The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS! GB13, excourse, tommc23 and 3 others 6 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tony@CIC Posted September 26, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2018 A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex? "1955, ma'am" "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time!) cksurfdude, poprocksncoke, gaussman1 and 8 others 11 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted September 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2018 A blonde totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she had managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when a state trooper arrived. After taking a quick look around and inside of the car, he approached the blonde and said, “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK, ma'am?” “Yes, officer, I'm just fine,” the blonde chirped. “How in the world did this happen?” he asked. “Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. “I was driving along this road when, from out of nowhere, this tree popped up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left, and there was another tree! I served to the right, and there was another tree! Then when I swerved to the left, the car just rolled over, and here I am.” “Uh, ma'am?” the officer said, cutting her off. “There isn't a tree anywhere on this road for twenty miles.” He peeked inside the car again and added, “That was just your air freshener swinging back and forth.” robertson153, cksurfdude, aerospace_ray and 9 others 8 4 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheWahoo Posted October 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 1, 2018 A very attractive brunette showed up at her doctor's office. When the doctor asked what was her problem she stated that her whole body hurt, no matter where she touched it hurt. He asked her to show him, and sure enough where ever she touched her body she yelp with pain. The doctor said to her, you died your hair didn't you, you are actually a blonde. She asked, how did you know? He said because your finger is broken. robertson153, cksurfdude, tommc23 and 8 others 7 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 A blonde was walking on the sidewalk and saw another blonde across the street. She yelled: "How do I get to the other side of the street?" The other blonde said: "You are on the other side of the street." perseveringgolfer, GB13, cksurfdude and 6 others 5 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 So somehow those two blondes .. longtime friends .. find themselves walking together on the same side of the street. One of them stops to pick up a lady's makeup compact lying on the sidewalk, opens it, looks in the mirror and exclaims: "Huh! That girl looks familiar!"The other blonde takes the compact and looks in the mirror, then she exclaims: "You dummy .. that's me!" tommc23, Kenny B, JohnSmalls and 3 others 3 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a 'Sex Shop'. Obviously unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few paces across to the counter. Finally, after grabbing the counter for support, she stuttered to the sales assistant. "Dooo youuuu have vibbbrrrraaaattttoors?" The assistant (trying not to laugh), politely replied. "Yes, we do have vibbbrrrraaaattttoors. Actually, we carry many different models." The old woman then asked. "Doooo youuuu haaave aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk ... aaand rrunns on bbbaatteries?" Trying not to laugh, but with a smile creeping around his mouth, the assistant responded. "Yes, yes we do." She then stammered. "Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?" poprocksncoke, GB13, cksurfdude and 3 others 2 4 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 A man and his blonde wife operated a cattle ranch and their bull died. Having only $500 available to purchase another, he told his blonde wife, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for that price. If I can I will send you a telegram." He found a bull for $499, having $1 remaining he goes to telegraph office and discovers that it costs $1 per word. So he was trying to figure out how to tell his wife to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, he tells the telegraph operator to just send the word, "comfortable". Skeptical, the telegraph operator asks "How will she know to come with the trailer." The man replies: "My wife is a blonde so she reads very slowly: "Come for ta bull". JohnSmalls, poprocksncoke, Kenny B and 4 others 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Stormy Daniels/ Queen Elizabeth both knocking on the Pearly Gates and Peter says “we are booked solid, only have room for one”, so Stormy exposes her breasts and tells Peter “look God created these two perfect ones, you have to let me in”, in the mean time the queen excused herself to make a bathroom stop and when she returned Peter looked at Stormy and told her “I’m sorry, but a royal flush always beats a pair” and the queen entered through the pearly gates! HardcoreLooper, JohnSmalls, tommc23 and 4 others 5 2 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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