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On 5/20/2020 at 1:16 PM, Wedgie said:

I'll throw in a bad one for you guys.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

Taste

.... I have more questions than you have answers.... 

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Mizuno MP-18 MMC FLI-HI 2 iron UST Mamiya Recoil 95 stiff

Ping I200's 4-W Aerotech Steelfiber I110 CW stiff

Ping Glide 52* and 58* stiff

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Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Just read this somewhere.

Bob and John are out golfing. After a few holes John pulls out a cigar.  He digs through his golf bag but can't find a lighter. He asked Bob if he had a lighter. He goes into his bag and pulls out a 12 inch bic lighter. John asked where did you get such a big lighter?  Bod said from his genie! He open the side pouch on his golf bag and the genie popped out. He asked if the genie could grant him one wish. Bob said sure and John asked the genie for a million bucks. Shortly,  the sky darkened and thousands of ducks landed by John's feet.

Bob said " I forgot to  tell you that the genie was hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for a 12" bic"

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Irons, Sub 70 699 Pro's S Flex (5 - AW)

Wedges, Cleveland CBX 56* & 60*

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Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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..Callaway Big Bertha CF19 6i (Recoil ZTR) / Apex CF16 7i-PW (Recoil ES 760)
..Hogan Equalizer 50/54/58 black (Recoil ES 760 black SmacWrap)
..Evnroll ER5 (33", 385g)
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On 6/17/2020 at 7:51 PM, Rickp said:

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I resemble that remark 🤣

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I resemble that remark 🤣

I know a couple Seniors who didn’t get the joke!


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Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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I walked around one like this for two hours and finally found my way out


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Callaway Steelhead 3 Hybrid
Callaway  Rogue X Irons 5 - AW 
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Wilson Harmonized Chipper 32 Degrees
Ping  Sigma G Tyne Putter

 

 



 

 

 

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I walked around one like this for two hours and finally found my way out


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Me too


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Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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3 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

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I thought this was The Buffalo Theory as related to Norm by Cliff Clavin at Cheers!!

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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1 hour ago, Rickp said:


I know a couple Seniors who didn’t get the joke!

 

I don't get it.  😳

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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I don't get it.  

Huh.......


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Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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2 hours ago, Kenny B said:

I thought this was The Buffalo Theory as related to Norm by Cliff Clavin at Cheers!!

Buffalo... Zebras... Hyenas...

..as long as the beer does its job! 😄😄😄🍻

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WITB of an "aspiring" 😉 play-ah ...
..Tour Edge Exotics EXS 3W/HL (17*; Tensei CK Blue)
..Tour Edge Exotics EXS 7W (Tensei CK Blue)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H (Recoil ZTR)
..Tour Edge HL4 #4 iron-wood (UST Mamiya)
..Callaway Big Bertha CF19 6i (Recoil ZTR) / Apex CF16 7i-PW (Recoil ES 760)
..Hogan Equalizer 50/54/58 black (Recoil ES 760 black SmacWrap)
..Evnroll ER5 (33", 385g)
..all in a Datrek Hybrid bag on a Bag Boy Quad XL push cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator...
https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/39526-2020-official-member-review-exputt-putting-simulator/page/1/#comments

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Ole gray loves to fish. One Sunday morning, when he should have been in church, he was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say.

“Pick me up!”

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again.

“Pick me up!”

He looked into the water and there floating on the top, was a frog. He said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “ Yes, i am talking to you! Pick me up , kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful, sexiest and voluptuous woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure all your friends are envious and jealous and I will be your blessing bride!”

He looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, “ What are you, nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!”

Ole gray opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “ Nah, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog!"

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Ole gray loves to fish. One Sunday morning, when he should have been in church, he was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say.

“Pick me up!”

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again.

“Pick me up!”

He looked into the water and there floating on the top, was a frog. He said, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog said, “ Yes, i am talking to you! Pick me up , kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful, sexiest and voluptuous woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure all your friends are envious and jealous and I will be your blessing bride!”

He looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, “ What are you, nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!”

Ole gray opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “ Nah, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog!"

Does sound like OG doesn’t it


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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Ping G410 Plus

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead

Irons; Ping G410 5-SW & Mizno 919 Hot Metal 5-SW

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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