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@Kenny B I was just rereading the thread from the start, as my social media could use some cheering up. You posted that joke 6 years ago 🤣

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2 minutes ago, KurtActual said:

@Kenny B I was just rereading the thread from the start, as my social media could use some cheering up. You posted that joke 6 years ago 🤣

And it's still funny 😉

And sadly still true about Windows!

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..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
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50 minutes ago, KurtActual said:

@Kenny B I was just rereading the thread from the start, as my social media could use some cheering up. You posted that joke 6 years ago 🤣

LOL  I knew it was familiar!!

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Two from our regular group could not play today, so Jack and I got paired with two others, who turned out to be great guys, Jerry and Ralph. I had already met Jerry in the parking lot, as we parked next to each other. Jerry had a gaggle of putters in the car, and spent a few moments picking one out. He said he has "dozens", and none stay in the bag more than a week or two. Today he picked one he hadn't used "in years". It didn't go well, and the last few holes he was rather disinterested on the greens, and started putting one handed. On the last he hit a really good lag that way, and Ralph told him he should try putting no-handed. Me being me, I had to say, "I don't know about you, but I'm not long enough." Ralph lost it!

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So two guys are walking across the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge. Guys being guys they decide to pee off the side. One guy suddenly says.. "WOW the water is CCCOOOOLD!!”

Other guy calmly replies.. "Yeah man - really DEEP too!"

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..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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1 hour ago, cksurfdude said:

So two guys are walking across the San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge. Guys being guys they decide to pee off the side. One guy suddenly says.. "WOW the water is CCCOOOOLD!!”

Other guy calmly replies.. "Yeah man - really DEEP too!"

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This isn't a joke but my first impression upon seeing the Golden Gate Bridge up close and in person was, 

Why did they paint it  to make it look rusted?

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On 9/2/2021 at 9:32 PM, BostonSal said:

This isn't a joke but my first impression upon seeing the Golden Gate Bridge up close and in person was, 

Why did they paint it  to make it look rusted?

So you couldn't see it when it actually started to rust? 

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I wish this was a joke...

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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15 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

I wish this was a joke...

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... Nothing some Solar Panels and a Mach E can't fix! 🤗

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So this dude gets himself a new job and decides he should get himself a nice sports car .. so he scans through a bunch of listings and comes across ...

"Porsche for sale. $500"

Figures it must be a typo but calls the number anyway. A woman answers and says, Yes, that's right - it's a Porsche." ... "Yes, that's right - $500." 

Dude takes the address and goes right over .. woman takes him into the garage and he's astonished to see not just any old Porsche but a Super Carrera Turbo special Euro edition that's track ready and barely street legal in the U.S.

Without saying another word he reaches into his pocket and starts counting out 5 x $100 bills and presses them into the woman's hand. 

Then he catches his breath and asks, "Ma'am do you know this is a special edition car worth many times what I just gave you for it???”

She replies, "Oh, yes, I know. It was my husband's before he walked out on me for a younger woman and we got divorced. He always talked about what a fancy car he had bought himself."

Dude: "So you know what it's worth then!"

Woman: "Oh yes, you see - he left me this great house and just said for me to sell his car and send him the money from it."

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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6 minutes ago, GolfSpy MPR said:

I've developed an algorithm for making fractional adjustments to my putter speed on greens that are wet in the morning.

I call it the dewy decimal system.

Oh boy where is the ::grrrooooan:: emoji 😉

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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7 minutes ago, GolfSpy MPR said:

I've developed an algorithm for making fractional adjustments to my putter speed on greens that are wet in the morning.

I call it the dewy decimal system.

 

... LOL, excellent but mine is even more precise. I call it the "I never play in the morning" system. 

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Utility:   TaylorMade DHy 19* ... Diamana Ltd 65R
              Taylor Made Sim Hybrid 22* ... Diamana Ltd 75R
Irons:    4-Pw Cobra King Tour MIM ... Steelfiber 95R
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1 hour ago, cksurfdude said:

Oh boy where is the ::grrrooooan:: emoji 😉

I was thinking the same thing👍

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1 hour ago, GolfSpy MPR said:

I've developed an algorithm for making fractional adjustments to my putter speed on greens that are wet in the morning.

I call it the dewy decimal system.

'Groan' emogi 

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Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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I've always wanted to learn how to juggle. I've just never had the balls to.

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