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8 hours ago, DawgDaddy said:

Ole Gray went to the doctor with a hearing problem. After examining the ear, the doc said, “No wonder you can’t hear—there is a suppository in here.”

“Thanks, Doc,” Ole Gray replied. Now I know where I put my hearing aid.”

That's a good one you old fart! 😂

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3 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

For all of you old farts and those that are about to be...

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That’s about right 😂

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7 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

For all of you old farts and those that are about to be...

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Or... "Just rub a little of this in where it hurts" and you end up bathing in the stuff!! 😂😂

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..Callaway Big Bertha 5H (Recoil ZT9 460/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
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On 9/20/2021 at 5:46 PM, CarlH said:

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So you have met my father?  Even better was he was a plumber by trade and built race cars and drag bikes as a hobby. 

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9 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

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How come there’s no grass in there from the pockets.

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14 minutes ago, Rickp said:

How come there’s no grass in there from the pockets.

I'm sure there's some in the filter.

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OK, I got sucked into reading @tony@CIC revival of the 100 pushups a day thread.  Not sure why I clicked on that, because that ain't happening!!

However, I do have a routine that I like to do occasionally, and I thought I would post it here :

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9 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

OK, I got sucked into reading @tony@CIC revival of the 100 pushups a day thread.  Not sure why I clicked on that, because that ain't happening!!

However, I do have a routine that I like to do occasionally, and I thought I would post it here :

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This is a Florida Standard exercise routine 😜

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5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

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Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr   
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

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Yes, this is a *real* sign in Europe (friends were there recently) ...

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..PXG Gen5 0811XF (PX EvenFlow Riptide CB 50/5.0 or Grafalloy Prolaunch Blue 45/A)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Rogue ST Max OS 4H (PX Cypher Black 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 5H (Recoil ZT9 460/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (..Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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16 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Yes, this is a *real* sign in Europe (friends were there recently) ...

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Could have used that sign as a warning when I played the Pro Am on Thursday. Hit a few balls outside the ropes. 

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Only in Australia, I guess!! 

 

 

 

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..PXG Gen5 0811XF (PX EvenFlow Riptide CB 50/5.0 or Grafalloy Prolaunch Blue 45/A)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Rogue ST Max OS 4H (PX Cypher Black 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 5H (Recoil ZT9 460/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (..Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr   
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr   
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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