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@chisag's joke reminded of another one...

So some of the older guys on here may remember years ago inside the Post Office they actually had "Most Wanted" posters hanging on a bulletin board...

 

Two yokels (rednecks / hillbillies / mountain men / take your pick 😉) walk in to the Post Office and while they're waiting on line they're surveying the Most Wanted posters ... one of them reads aloud "Wanted or Robbery" and then reads another "Wanted for Armed Robbery" ... the other yokel reads one "Wanted for Grand Theft Auto" and lets out what seems to be an impressed "huh"...

The two look at each other and at the same time say out loud:
"DAYYUMM WHY CAINT WE GIT OURSELVES JOBS LIKE THAT??!!"

 

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023)
Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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On 1/26/2024 at 8:18 AM, DawgDaddy said:

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it again.

That's how I spoil my wife 😉

I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol…

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A multimillionaire is riding in the back of his limo when he sees a man on his hands and knees beside the road.  He orders the driver to stop and he gets out. He asks, “Did you lose something?” The man replies, “No, I’m poor and hungry. I’m eating grass.”  The multimillionaire is shocked and says, “Come with me to my house and I’ll feed you.”  They get in the limo.  The poor man has tears in his eyes and says, “I really didn’t believe someone like you would do something like this for a poor person.”  The multimillionaire says, “It’s nothing really. You’re gonna love my house. The grass is nearly a foot tall.”

Stay on Target!    94602_x-wing_512x512.png.e6fd366aa256fea54f342bdfaa860cb7.png

pxg-logo-freelogovectors.net_-400x400.png.fd7f603a83c91f76fed4c6245b967a52.png 0811X Gen 4 Driver

pxg-logo-freelogovectors.net_-400x400.png.fd7f603a83c91f76fed4c6245b967a52.png 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood

    Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood

  image.png.471e92969c871a065786f650138fd517.pngEQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7)

  image.png.471e92969c871a065786f650138fd517.pngEQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6)

image.png.0d2df83eb1bcf82eb1adec6302909991.png    MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester)

image.png.43257b3b93a88cb87b3dfc1ae39a025a.png  Tour Ball X

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:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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A couple had been dating a while and were getting serious with thoughts of marriage.  The girl asked the guy, "Do you think you'd like to have children one day?" He replied, "Yes, a day seems about right."

Stay on Target!    94602_x-wing_512x512.png.e6fd366aa256fea54f342bdfaa860cb7.png

pxg-logo-freelogovectors.net_-400x400.png.fd7f603a83c91f76fed4c6245b967a52.png 0811X Gen 4 Driver

pxg-logo-freelogovectors.net_-400x400.png.fd7f603a83c91f76fed4c6245b967a52.png 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood

    Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood

  image.png.471e92969c871a065786f650138fd517.pngEQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7)

  image.png.471e92969c871a065786f650138fd517.pngEQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6)

image.png.0d2df83eb1bcf82eb1adec6302909991.png    MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester)

image.png.43257b3b93a88cb87b3dfc1ae39a025a.png  Tour Ball X

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From St. Andre Golf, a talented group provided golf-related comedy, comes Golf & Dating ...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4GUjI0uB_n/

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023)
Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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I got 2 tickets for the 2024 Masters for Christmas, both top hospitality admissions. The person that got them for me didn’t realize it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. If you are interested, I’m looking for someone to take my place… It’s at St. Michael’s Church in Orlando, at 3pm. The bride’s name is Nicole, she’s 5’4″, about 115lbs, good cook too. She’ll be the one in the white dress.

:titleist-small: TSR2 driver 10

:cobra-small:Cobra ltd fairways 3 and 7

:cobra-small:Cobra forged tec irons 5-P

:callaway-small:Callaway wedges 54 and 58

:taylormade-small:TaylorMade del monte 7 face balanced putter

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For years the same 4 guys had always gone on a fishing trip. One year one of them said he couldn’t make it, to many items on the wifes’ list. On the appointed day the remaining 3 of them departed for the fish camp. Upon arrival they discovered the one who had bagged out was there. Sitting in his camp chair, by the campfire sipping his favorite whisky , he welcomed the group. One of the 3 asked, “thought you weren’t coming” the guy in question said, “ well there I was, watching the evening news when my wife walked buy and said follow me, so I did into the bedroom NOTE: she had just finished reading the 50 shades of grey. Arriving in the bedroom she stripped down, hopped on the bed and handed me some ties and said please tie me to the bed, so I did. She then said do whatever you want….so here I am”.

Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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