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Ole Gray went to the doctor with a hearing problem. After examining the ear, the doc said, “No wonder you can’t hear—there is a suppository in here.”

“Thanks, Doc,” Ole Gray replied. Now I know where I put my hearing aid.”

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8 hours ago, DawgDaddy said:

Ole Gray went to the doctor with a hearing problem. After examining the ear, the doc said, “No wonder you can’t hear—there is a suppository in here.”

“Thanks, Doc,” Ole Gray replied. Now I know where I put my hearing aid.”

That's a good one you old fart! 😂

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For all of you old farts and those that are about to be...

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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3 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

For all of you old farts and those that are about to be...

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That’s about right 😂

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7 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

For all of you old farts and those that are about to be...

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Or... "Just rub a little of this in where it hurts" and you end up bathing in the stuff!! 😂😂

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..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
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On 9/20/2021 at 5:46 PM, CarlH said:

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So you have met my father?  Even better was he was a plumber by trade and built race cars and drag bikes as a hobby. 

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9 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

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How come there’s no grass in there from the pockets.

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14 minutes ago, Rickp said:

How come there’s no grass in there from the pockets.

I'm sure there's some in the filter.

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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OK, I got sucked into reading @tony@CIC revival of the 100 pushups a day thread.  Not sure why I clicked on that, because that ain't happening!!

However, I do have a routine that I like to do occasionally, and I thought I would post it here :

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9 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

OK, I got sucked into reading @tony@CIC revival of the 100 pushups a day thread.  Not sure why I clicked on that, because that ain't happening!!

However, I do have a routine that I like to do occasionally, and I thought I would post it here :

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This is a Florida Standard exercise routine 😜

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For all you sailors...

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…

“I can see your feet.  We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.

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Yes, this is a *real* sign in Europe (friends were there recently) ...

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..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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16 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Yes, this is a *real* sign in Europe (friends were there recently) ...

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Could have used that sign as a warning when I played the Pro Am on Thursday. Hit a few balls outside the ropes. 

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Only in Australia, I guess!! 

 

 

 

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..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

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Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

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