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A linguistics professor gave a lecture to his college English class.
“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive.

In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
There is, however, no language in which a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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Irons - :callaway-small:   Rogue X   5 - AW
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Not a joke, per se, but kinda humorous to watch these pros play literal speed golf to try to break the Guinness World Record for fastest hole played ...

https://m.facebook.com/DPWorldTour/videos/the-fastest-hole-of-golf-individual-guinness-world-records/429111297680436/

 

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
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..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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A humorous anecdote just read on another golf forum ...

"..(poster) played in a Veterans Day tournament (in Florida) and there was a feisty 101 year old vet named Romeo that played all 18 holes! He also won a wine basket in a raffle and announced that he was in the hunt for his 4th marriage (I guess he outlived the first 3) and if any ladies were interested - he just happened to have a huge basket of wine to share!"

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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On 12/4/2021 at 10:25 AM, Rickp said:

Younger guys don’t know what we’re talking about!  

On behalf of the millennials, I am going to tweet my frustrations from this comment.

On 12/4/2021 at 6:37 PM, Kenny B said:

Well, now I'm waiting for the youngins to jump in and say "OK, that's enough... Boomers!"

I'm your Huckleberry.

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25 minutes ago, JohnSmalls said:

On behalf of the millennials, I am going to tweet my frustrations from this comment.

I'm your Huckleberry.

OK Doc👍

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Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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What's a fish without an 'eye'?

 

 

 

 

 

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  • 99422724_Screenshot2021-12-24001914.jpg.e67bdb8f7e6eea7baa71ca677594bbde.jpgEpic Flash 3 Wood 17° (15°+2) w/ Project X Even Flow Green 60 stiff
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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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1 minute ago, Kenny B said:

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omg that's sooooo true!

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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23 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

omg that's sooooo true!

Yup, every day👍

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Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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I thought I was the only one with this marital problem. 

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Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
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:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

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2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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Just now, alfriday101 said:

"Are you listening to me?"

 

Such a random way for my wife to start a conversation.

My mother-in-law used to say, "Look at me" and grab your arm ☺️

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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2 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

I thought I was the only one with this marital problem. 

Not even close Grasshopper!!  It’s a Universal Problem!!  
At least I don’t have to wear a mask😜

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Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Driver: :cobra-small: King F9 Speedback/:callaway-small:Epic Max LS, Xphlexxx Busa 2 Liquid, XX stiff, 45”

Fwy:  :callaway-small: Epic Speed 4w, MMT 80X

Hybrid: :callaway-small: X2 Hot Pro, 20*, Graphite Design Tour AD-DI 105X

Irons: :honma:TR20 Tour P 4-10, :Nippon: Modus 130 stiff, +1”

Wedges: :edel-golf-1: SMS 50D/54V/58D:Nippon:Modus 130 stiff, +1”

Putter:  :edel-golf-1: EAS 1.0

All but putter have Lamkin ST+2 Hybrid Calibrate midsize built to oversize +1

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This one cracks me up ...

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*)-- Mitishibishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :taylormade-small: M6 19* and 24* -- Fujikura Atmos R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW, SW(bent to 52*) -- KBSTour Graphite  70g shafts R +1/2 inch 3 up

Wedges: :cleveland-small: CBX2 56* and 60* True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge shaft

Putter: :odyssey-small: Stroke Lab 7S

Ball: :Snell: MTB-X

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A man has an unusual flatulence problem...
Every time he farts, it makes the noise "HONDA HONDA HONDA".
 
So he goes to his doctor, describes his issue, and the doctor says, "I can't say I've ever heard of a problem like this before, but I do know this Chinese doctor who deals with these sorts of issues. I'll give you a referral."
 
So the man goes to the Chinese doctor and explains his strange flatulence noise ("HONDA HONDA HONDA..."). The Chinese doctor says, "You have abscess in back tooth. You go see dentist. Have tooth fixed, problem go away."
 
The guy was skeptical, but was willing to try anything, so he goes to his dentist for a checkup. Sure enough, there is an abscess on his back molar. The dentist fixes it, and wouldn't you know it, the next time the man farts, it makes a normal farting noise. He's thrilled!
 
He is also curious. He had to back to the Chinese doctor to find out how this is possible. So he makes an appointment to see him, and thanks him for curing him. He asks, "How in the world did you know that a problem with my tooth would cure my unusual flatulence problem??" The Chinese doctor quickly replies, "Ahhh. Ancient Chinese proverb: Abscess makes the fart go "honda".
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Driver: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max (10.5*) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*)-- Mitishibishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :taylormade-small: M6 19* and 24* -- Fujikura Atmos R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW, SW(bent to 52*) -- KBSTour Graphite  70g shafts R +1/2 inch 3 up

Wedges: :cleveland-small: CBX2 56* and 60* True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge shaft

Putter: :odyssey-small: Stroke Lab 7S

Ball: :Snell: MTB-X

My Photography can be seen at Smugmug

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On 2/11/2022 at 6:54 PM, CarlH said:
A man has an unusual flatulence problem...
Every time he farts, it makes the noise "HONDA HONDA HONDA".
 
So he goes to his doctor, describes his issue, and the doctor says, "I can't say I've ever heard of a problem like this before, but I do know this Chinese doctor who deals with these sorts of issues. I'll give you a referral."
 
So the man goes to the Chinese doctor and explains his strange flatulence noise ("HONDA HONDA HONDA..."). The Chinese doctor says, "You have abscess in back tooth. You go see dentist. Have tooth fixed, problem go away."
 
The guy was skeptical, but was willing to try anything, so he goes to his dentist for a checkup. Sure enough, there is an abscess on his back molar. The dentist fixes it, and wouldn't you know it, the next time the man farts, it makes a normal farting noise. He's thrilled!
 
He is also curious. He had to back to the Chinese doctor to find out how this is possible. So he makes an appointment to see him, and thanks him for curing him. He asks, "How in the world did you know that a problem with my tooth would cure my unusual flatulence problem??" The Chinese doctor quickly replies, "Ahhh. Ancient Chinese proverb: Abscess makes the fart go "honda".

Groan emoji please! 

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Left Hand orientation

:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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