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40 minutes ago, tony@CIC said:

Groan emoji please! 

Definitely need one😜

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Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Wedges; Titleist S9 54*

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Driver -  :callaway-small:  Epic Speed
Woods - :callaway-small:   Mavrik 3 Wood & Epic Flash  Heavenwood
Hybrid - :callaway-small:   Epic Flash 4H
Irons - :callaway-small:   Rogue X   5 - AW
Wedges -  :cleveland-small:  CBX2   54* & 58*
Putter -   :EVNROLL: ER2
Rangefinder - :918457628_PrecisionPro: NX9 Slope
Ball -  :taylormade-small: Tour Response Stripe

Bag -  2020 Bag Boy Chiller Cart Bag

 

 

 

 

 

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You ARE stubborn... aren't you?

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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  • 3 weeks later...

A newly wed wife on her wedding night tells her husband that she is not a virgin, but has only been with 1 other man, Tiger Woods. the husband responds "i understand he's rich, famous and good looking". after making love the husband grabs the phone and the wife asks "who are you calling?"  the husband responds "room service, I'm hungry".. the wife then say's "tiger would have takin me again".. the husband crawls into bed. after another round of love making he grabs the phone. Again the wife asks "who are you calling?"  the husband responds "room service, I'm hungry".. the wife then say's "tiger would have takin me another time". the husband crawls into bed. after another round of love making he grabs the phone. Again the wife asks "who are you calling?"  the husband responds "Tiger Woods, I want to know what Par is on this hole.."   

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Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts

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Saw this online ...

"Taking golf lessons is like deciding to get treatment for your alcoholism or addiction. Once you’ve tried everything yourself and are at rock bottom, you seek professional help."

(..how true ... 🤪)

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Instagram reel - "How To Warmup with John Daly" ...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbVLkCGlCIh/?utm_medium=copy_link

🍻😄

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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52 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Instagram reel - "How To Warmup with John Daly" ...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbVLkCGlCIh/?utm_medium=copy_link

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I’m surprised it’s Light Beer!!

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Wedges; Titleist S9 54*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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16 minutes ago, Rickp said:

I’m surprised it’s Light Beer!!

Of course it is - JD is watching his waistline!!! 🤪🤪🤣🤣

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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4 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Of course it is - JD is watching his waistline!!! 🤪🤪🤣🤣

I can see that😱

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Wedges; Titleist S9 54*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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23 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Instagram reel - "How To Warmup with John Daly" ...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbVLkCGlCIh/?utm_medium=copy_link

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He stole my line!!!!

2006 at General's Retreat outside Nashville!!

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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32 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

He stole my line!!!!

2006 at General's Retreat outside Nashville!!

OK, here's the rest of the story...

My wife and I were playing in my professional society's annual golf tournament, and we were at the course the day before for a practice round with two of my buddies from work.  They had already paid in the pro shop and I just paid for my wife and I.  

When the pro handed me the cart key, I said: "OK, where's the 1st tee and what's the course record."  ( I have no idea what prompted me to say that.)  

The pro said:  "The 1st tee is right over there and the course record is 62 by Annika Sorenstam (at the Sara Lee Classic)."  To which I said:  "Oh yeah sure, from the chick tees."  🤣  

Well, I thought it was funny.  My buddies were laughing and ran out the door.  My wife just stood there... not believing the words that came out of my mouth.  The pro said nothing and didn't even grin.  I was a 15 hcp.

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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18 minutes ago, Kenny B said:

OK, here's the rest of the story...

My wife and I were playing in my professional society's annual golf tournament, and we were at the course the day before for a practice round with two of my buddies from work.  They had already paid in the pro shop and I just paid for my wife and I.  

When the pro handed me the cart key, I said: "OK, where's the 1st tee and what's the course record."  ( I have no idea what prompted me to say that.)  

The pro said:  "The 1st tee is right over there and the course record is 62 by Annika Sorenstam (at the Sara Lee Classic)."  To which I said:  "Oh yeah sure, from the chick tees."  🤣  

Well, I thought it was funny.  My buddies were laughing and ran out the door.  My wife just stood there... not believing the words that came out of my mouth.  The pro said nothing and didn't even grin.  I was a 15 hcp.

Some people have no sense of humor 👍

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Wedges; Titleist S9 54*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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23 hours ago, Kenny B said:

OK, here's the rest of the story...

My wife and I were playing in my professional society's annual golf tournament, and we were at the course the day before for a practice round with two of my buddies from work.  They had already paid in the pro shop and I just paid for my wife and I.  

When the pro handed me the cart key, I said: "OK, where's the 1st tee and what's the course record."  ( I have no idea what prompted me to say that.)  

The pro said:  "The 1st tee is right over there and the course record is 62 by Annika Sorenstam (at the Sara Lee Classic)."  To which I said:  "Oh yeah sure, from the chick tees."  🤣  

Well, I thought it was funny.  My buddies were laughing and ran out the door.  My wife just stood there... not believing the words that came out of my mouth.  The pro said nothing and didn't even grin.  I was a 15 hcp.

I was with a large group (I think 16 of us) nearly 20 years ago that went to play Hammock Beach (I think the name has been changed since), near Jacksonville, FL. Someone, and I don't even know if it was from our group, asked that same question. There were four guys behind the counter who said in unison, "See the starter, four hours!" FWIW, four hours was tough with the way the wind was blowing that day.

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On 3/20/2022 at 10:21 AM, Rickp said:

I’m surprised it’s Light Beer!!

It's the 1st tee, c'mon, he'll break out the Jack Daniels on the 2nd.. the Light beer is like him finishing a cup of coffee.. Jeez, I can not believe did not realize that.. hahahahaha

 

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Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag 

Cobra F8+ Driver Hzrdus Red 65g shaft

Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft

Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts

Cobra King Black Wedge 54* 

Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58*

Snake Eyes Viper Putter.

Ball: Taylormade TP-5X

 

 

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No wonder golf is a four letter word 

 

 

 

 

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:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X  And Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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  • 2 weeks later...
A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Bowling Green to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from London got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
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Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*)-- Mitishibishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :taylormade-small: M6 3,4, and 5 -- Fujikura Atmos R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBSTour Graphite  70g shafts R +1/2 inch 3* up

Wedges: :cleveland-small: CBX2  56* and 60* True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge shaft

Putter: :odyssey-small: Stroke Lab 7S

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A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. 

"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went and got some milk?"

"You don't get milk from the milkweed!" the farmer replied. 

"Oh yes" said the young man "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know all about it".

"Well, help yourself" said the farmer. 

He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. 

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle vine on the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"

"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. 

Again the young man explained about his degree from A&M, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey. 

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow trees down by the creek."

The farmer jumped up and said "Let me get my boots and I'll go with ya!"

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On 3/23/2022 at 1:20 PM, tony@CIC said:

No wonder golf is a four letter word 

 

 

 

 

Thank you for that one extra thought before I swing!  😠  

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X  And Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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Coming to a course near you.......image.jpeg.7bd95a730bc222ec6d65755bd42d96a6.jpeg

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Driver: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at N) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*)-- Mitishibishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :taylormade-small: M6 3,4, and 5 -- Fujikura Atmos R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBSTour Graphite  70g shafts R +1/2 inch 3* up

Wedges: :cleveland-small: CBX2  56* and 60* True Temper Dynamic Gold Wedge shaft

Putter: :odyssey-small: Stroke Lab 7S

Ball:  Maxfli TourX

Golf Bag: :ping-small: Pioneer 

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My Photography can be seen at Smugmug

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