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On 4/19/2022 at 1:43 PM, CarlH said:

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So evidently I can no longer play golf.. LOL... Wait is that a breathalyzer or a sippy cup?? if it's a sippy cup then I'm good.. LOL

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Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft

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Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts

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Got this as a gift from a golfing friend .. pretty much hits it spot on! 🤪🤣

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..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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  • 2 weeks later...

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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1 hour ago, cksurfdude said:

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I quit going to work in September 2015, and I still need a mental health day every now and then.  🙃

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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OK this is not made up or photoshopped .. it's a real headline from a news feed ...

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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2 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

OK this is not made up or photoshopped .. it's a real headline from a news feed ...

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3 Wood - 2020 Adams Tight Lies 16* - Aldila Synergy Red 50-S Shaft

2 Hybrid - Adams Idea Pro - Aldila VS Proto+ 'By You' 80-S Shaft

3 Iron - Taylormade R7TP DGTT SL S300 Shaft

4-9 Irons - Taylormade R7TP DGTT X-100 Shafts (6i has mismatched Project X 6.0 shaft)

Sand Wedge - Adams GT XTreme 2 SW

Putter - PING Heppler Tomcat 14

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3 minutes ago, MyWifesSwingCoach said:

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YES

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Just a little humor …

 

Putin died and went to hell. After some time, the devil decided to give him a day on earth for good behavior. 

So Putin decided to visit Moscow. He stopped in a bar and ordered a drink. When the bartender arrived with his order, he asked, “Is Crimea ours?”

“Yes,” the bartender replied, “it is.”

Putin smiled and ask, “And the Donbas?”

“Also ours.”

His face lit up. ”And Kyiv?”

“We got that as well.”

Satisfied, Putin downed his drink. “Thanks. How much do I owe you?”

”Five euros.”

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HYBRIDS 
:ping-small: G410 19°, 22°  |  IRONS :mizuno-small: JPX 900 FORGED 5-PW 
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