tony@CIC Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2018: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! tommc23, cksurfdude, MDGolfHacker and 2 others 5 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Thanks for the info, Tony!! I will get my attorneys right on it. I use the firm of Dewey, Cheatom and Howe. poprocksncoke, cksurfdude and tommc23 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Thanks for the info, Tony!! I will get my attorneys right on it. I use the firm of Dewey, Cheatom and Howe.Marx Brothers! tommc23 and DawgDaddy 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Saw this posted about 3 ladies that have lunch together often, I thought it funny and wanted to share it here. I (married female), had lunch with 2 of my unmarried female friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went......... My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word. He started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me, paused, and said........ "What's for dinner, Zorro?" Kenny B, viking, cksurfdude and 4 others 7 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Watch this video and I guarantee you will get a good chuckle. You will see a pro surfer and then watch the old redneck boy do his thing.... https://www.facebook.com/massimo.divincenzo.75/videos/1629156910531392/?t=3 tommc23 and DawgDaddy 2 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDGolfHacker Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Watch this video and I guarantee you will get a good chuckle. You will see a pro surfer and then watch the old redneck boy do his thing.... https://www.facebook.com/massimo.divincenzo.75/videos/1629156910531392/?t=3 Hmmm... Didn't see a difference 😂🤣😂😂🤣 MDGolfHacker ole gray and tommc23 2 Quote TSssWhat's In This Lefty's Bag? Driver: TSR2 11° Project X HZRDUS Black 4G 60g 5.5 Flex Fairway Woods: F8 3W Project X Even Flow Blue 75g shaft Fairway Woods: Hybrid: TSR2 18° Graphite Design Tour AD DI-85 Shaft Irons: 2021 T200's 4-GW AMT RED shafts Regular Flex Wedge: Tour Satin RTX 4 Wedges in 52° and 56° 2 Dot Putter: Gray Matter TDP 2.2 32.75" Bag: Three 5 Ball: PRO V1 / Z*Star RangeFinder: In search of new range finder Social Media: Facebook: MD Golfhacker Twitter: @mdgolfhacker Instagram: mdgolfhacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00sportsman Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Hmmm... Didn't see a difference 🤣🤣 MDGolfHacker Really? The sun was out for the surfer, and the moon was out for the redneck! Sent from my XT1585 using MyGolfSpy mobile app ole gray, tommc23, MDGolfHacker and 1 other 4 Quote I always try to remember that I'm not good enough to get mad! My Bag: G400 Max G30 3W King S9-1 5W Aeroburner 3 Rescue/Hybrid G400 5-UW RTX4 52* and 56* 2Bar Mallet Traverse II Cart Bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Really? The sun was out for the surfer, and the moon was out for the redneck! Sent from my XT1585 using MyGolfSpy mobile app Now that's funny right there!!!! lmao Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 An oldie but goodie... A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.†The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?†The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband..†The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!†The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn't tell me you had a prescription.†tommc23, Bmasterson78, tony@CIC and 3 others 6 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommc23 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 A pirate walks into a bar with a big steering wheel from his ship on his groin The bar tender asks the pirate what's with the steering wheel The pirate responds "arrrgg it's driving me nuts" Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk DawgDaddy, viking, poprocksncoke and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Not a joke as such but I thought this was appropriate for a bunch of golf nuts. Kenny B, bluesmandan76, ole gray and 1 other 4 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 A man takes advantage of a deserted beach to go skinny-dipping in the lake. Then three ladies from the nearby church arrive and set up a picnic lunch. They don't notice the skinny dipper, but he has realized that they are seated between him and his clothes. He is getting tired and cold and finally can't stand waiting. He grabs a towel from the shore, covers his face and runs for the spot where his clothes are. The three church ladies all agree this is shocking. The first church lady says, “I'm glad he is not my husband.†The second church lady says, “I'm glad he is not my husband either.†The third church lady says, “He's not even a member of our congregation.†MDGolfHacker, viking and ole gray 3 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 A man takes advantage of a deserted beach to go skinny-dipping in the lake. Then three ladies from the nearby church arrive and set up a picnic lunch. They don't notice the skinny dipper, but he has realized that they are seated between him and his clothes. He is getting tired and cold and finally can't stand waiting. He grabs a towel from the shore, covers his face and runs for the spot where his clothes are. The three church ladies all agree this is shocking. The first church lady says, “I'm glad he is not my husband.†The second church lady says, “I'm glad he is not my husband either.†The third church lady says, “He's not even a member of our congregation.†How does the third Lady know? Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy DawgDaddy 1 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 A country good ole boy always wanted to take a cruise. He saved for years and finally was able to afford an inexpensive cruise. As fate would have it, the ship sank, but the good old boy made it safely to a nearby island. The island was totally deserted except of a single female sheep and a rather large dog. As time when on, the sheep looked more and more better to him. But every time he wanted to pleasure himself with the sheep, the dog would attack him. On day, a rather attractive shapely young lady swam to the island as a result of her boat sinking as well. Seeing him, she said how glad she was and stated the she would do anything, absolutely anything, he may want. He replied--oh good, would you mind watching that dog for a few minutes for me. DawgDaddy, STUDque, poprocksncoke and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens197 Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Mrs Davis is teaching her fourth graders simple math. She calls upon Johnny and says honey, there are three black birds on a telephone wire. If I were to shoot one of the birds how many would remain? Well Johnny's dad was a hunter and he knew that the sound was enough to scare most birds. Mrs. Davis he says, all three because the sound would scare them and they'd fly away without being hurt. Mrs. Davis said no Johnny, one would be shot so 3-2=1... But I like the way you're thinking... The kids in the class laughed and Johnny felt like a complete idiot in front of his classmates. After lunch he raises his hand and said Mrs. Davis can I ask you a question? Three young women are sitting on a bench in a park eating ice cream cones. The first one is gently licking her ice cream, seems to be savoring it. The second is chomping down taking the entire thing down in one or two bites. The third is barely eating it. Barely touching it as if he tongue was allergic to the taste. Now, Mrs. Davis, of these three women, which one is married? After a long pause and considering her audience she says well honey, it's probably the one who is just barely and slowly eating her ice cream. NOPE! It's the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking!!! Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy tony@CIC, viking, DawgDaddy and 2 others 5 Quote Titleist TSi3 Fujikura Speeder NX Blue 60X TaylorMade SIM2 3 wood Fujilkura Ventus Blue 7-X Titleist U505 2 Tensei 1K Black 85 X Titleist T100 4-P Nippon Modus 3 120X PING S159 50-S 55-H 59-T DG X100 Vokey SM8 50, SM9 54 & 60 Nippon Modus 3 120s L.A.B. MEZZ Max Broom Accra 47" 79.5* Srixon Z-Star XV Currently testing the 2024 PING S159 wedges… https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/63483-testers-announced-ping-s159-wedges/ Was testing, still loving the 2023 Titleist T100 Irons 4-P https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/60456-titleist-t-series-irons-2023-forum-review/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Another Johnny story. The teacher told him to use the word fascinate in a sentence. He replied, I went to a movie and found it fascinating. The teacher said that's close and related but I specifically said just fascinate. He replied, my sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big that she can only fasten eight. tommc23, ole gray, poprocksncoke and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Basic laws we have to live with 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the toilet. 2Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring 7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. 15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! 17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it! 18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. MDGolfHacker, 00sportsman, GolfSpy MPR and 2 others 5 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy MPR Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Basic laws we have to live with A favorite of mine, along these same lines: Muphry's Law: You will find the typo only after the document has been published or after you click "send" on the email. tony@CIC, TSauer, MDGolfHacker and 4 others 7 Quote TS3 9.5°, Tensei Blue CBX T3 15°, Project X HZRDUS Black Epic Super Hybrid 18°, Aerotech Steel Fiber FC HYB S C722 21°, Ventus Blue 8S CBX Iron-Wood 25°, Project X HZRDUS Black 6.0 639 CB, Aldila NV 95 Graphite, 6–PW CBX 48° T22 54° and 60° EAS 4.0, Garsen G-Pro grip TP5x and Tour Response Full WITB with pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Another classic that bears repeating. My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped.""Can you do me a favor?" he asked.I said, "Of course, what is it?"Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you." viking, MDGolfHacker, TheWahoo and 6 others 9 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 A guy calls his boss, to let him know that he was not feeling well and was going to take a sick day. The boss said that he understood and told him that whenever he has a similar condition, he gets his wife to have oral sex with him and that solves the problem. A little after noon, the guy shows up for work. The boss says-I see you took my advice. The guy responds, yes I did, boss, and may I say that you have a really nice house. tommc23, viking, MDGolfHacker and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk on fine April day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?" "No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer." MDGolfHacker, cksurfdude, viking and 1 other 4 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Three nuns were traveling together by car. Unfortunately, they were in a major traffic accident and all three were killed. They're at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. Peter says, if each can answer a single question, they will be welcomed and permitted to enter. He asked the first nun-what was the name of the first man. She replied Adam--the trumpets blasted, the lights flashed and the gates of heaven opened. He asked the second nun-what was the name of the first woman. She replied Eve-the trumpets blasted, the lights flashed and the gates of heaven opened. Thinking that he may surpass his quota, Peter figured he should ask more difficult questions. So he asked the third nun-what was the first thing Eve said to Adam. The nun rubbed her chin and said-wow, that's a hard one-the trumpets blasted, the lights flashed and the gates of heaven opened. GB13, tommc23, poprocksncoke and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing JTexGolfer, tommc23, DawgDaddy and 4 others 6 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 The Wedding A father texts his son: My Dear Son, Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father His son texts back: Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow! His Father replies: I know. MDGolfHacker, tommc23, cksurfdude and 2 others 5 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Two Doctors Open Practice Together Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again. Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons - forget it... Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends. Everybody loved it. viking, Kanoito, cksurfdude and 2 others 5 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole at the local golf course when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest. The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings." The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them" Colcur, ole gray, viking and 1 other 4 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole at the local golf course when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest. The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings." The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy DawgDaddy 1 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kardboard.kid Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 My father-in-law used to tell the story of the dog he once had. Just when he had him trained not to eat, he up and died Sent from my XT1635-01 using MyGolfSpy mobile app tony@CIC and DawgDaddy 2 Quote F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft 3-I MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid STi Irons 5-SW KURO KAGE 70IR Flex-R Lamkin Grips King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft Forged FGT 60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip O-Putter 1W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I (now 71) was having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that I just can't take my eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices my staring, and approaches me. Before I had time to apologize, the girl looks me deep in the eyes and says in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition". Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, I ask her what her condition is.She said: "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words" I took a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. I whip out my wallet and put ten - $10 bills in her outstretched hand. Then I look her square in the eyes, and say slowly and clearly: "Paint my house." (Our needs change as we get older) toehold57, STUDque, tommc23 and 6 others 9 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted May 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2018 A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. 'Holy crap ' thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: 'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson! cksurfdude, Kenny B, tommc23 and 9 others 12 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Vice Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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