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[Golfspy_CG2]

PING stuff? Yes. They lost me at adding a bit of offset to the wedges. I'll have to read it again. Haha

They did strike me as odd when I read it as well. I'm sure there's rhyme or reason.

 

 

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[Shankster]

My question is where are the clubs for th guys that don't need the help? By that I mean, a lot of these new releases have the COG waaay low in the club to promote high launch. I already launch high, these things might come backwards.

[Golfspy_CG2]

I'll be here. The MGS app uses 65% of my battery on any given day.

I hear you if I don't use this setup I find myself down to 40% by lunch time. 

 

[GB13]

Is it sad that I just typed amazongolfspy.com into my browser?

[Mr. 82]

The misdirected shot

 

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his "pain."

"Please allow me to help, I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" She told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnnoo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain". She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments she asked, "does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied, "yes, that feels pretty good ... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

[Shankster]

Anyone else see those new Scotty's.... 🤭

[Golfspy_CG2]

Anyone else see those new Scotty's....

Oh yeah, saw it this morning!!  For those not on the mailing list.  Coming in September.

 

https://www.scottycameron.com/concept-x/?utm_source=ConceptXGoLive_7_17_2018&utm_campaign=ConceptXGoLive_7_17_2018#concept-x

[Mr. 82]

Left or right handed

 

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.

A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?"

They were hesitant but said she could come once to try it. She said "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or quarter to seven."

She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under-par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her. Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or quarter to 7."

Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the group for keeps.

They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, "how do you know if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

She said "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it's pointed to the left, I golf left-handed."

A guy asked "what if it's pointed straight up?"

She said "Then I'll be here at nine o'clock."

[tony@CIC]

 

The misdirected shot

 

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his "pain."

"Please allow me to help, I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" She told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnnoo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain". She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments she asked, "does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied, "yes, that feels pretty good ... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

 

Funny!   FYI we have a 'Whats your best joke thread' 

[GB13]

Anyone else see those new Scotty's.... 🤭

Yeah.... Interesting concept but definitely not for me. IMHO they look UGLY. I have never hit a Scotty that felt balanced to me.

[Shankster]

Wish Callaway would have brought Phil's Phrankenwood to my door step in right hand.

[StrokerAce]

The comments on the blog articles asking for testers (and explaining IN GREAT DETAIL how to apply) crack me up...

" My name is Fred and I play 8 times a week and would love to test these! "

Boggles my mind....do you think they read the article??

... maybe it's just me.

 

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[tony@CIC]

The comments on the blog articles asking for testers (and explaining IN GREAT DETAIL how to apply) crack me up...

" My name is Fred and I play 8 times a week and would love to test these! "

Boggles my mind....do you think they read the article??

... maybe it's just me.

 

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I hope they keep signing up - it offers me great amusement.

 

 

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[GB13]

The comments on the blog articles asking for testers (and explaining IN GREAT DETAIL how to apply) crack me up...

" My name is Fred and I play 8 times a week and would love to test these! "

Boggles my mind....do you think they read the article??

... maybe it's just me.

 

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Totally agree. People need to learn to follow directions.

It is pretty funny though....

Joesph Fiji

+8 handicap

I would like to win the Odessey putter please please please please.

[Rickp]

The comments on the blog articles asking for testers (and explaining IN GREAT DETAIL how to apply) crack me up...

" My name is Fred and I play 8 times a week and would love to test these! "

Boggles my mind....do you think they read the article??

... maybe it's just me.

 

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No it's not just you. The opportunity of “Free Stuff” gets some to lose their minds.

 

 

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[Shankster]

Nothing like fresh wild blueberries. Beats paying for fertilized grocery store berries. 2 hours roughly 5 pounds of the sweetest I've ever had.

 

[Canucklehead]

The comments on the blog articles asking for testers (and explaining IN GREAT DETAIL how to apply) crack me up...

" My name is Fred and I play 8 times a week and would love to test these! "

Boggles my mind....do you think they read the article??

... maybe it's just me.

 

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Or the ones who posted after winners are announced 🤣

 

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[Big money]

I'm really bummed not being able too play golf this season.Hitting a few balls into a net once in a while just doesn't cut it.In the mean time it has been real fun shadowing along on others games and season.Keep up the fun threads and conversation here.

[tony@CIC]

I'm really bummed not being able too play golf this season.Hitting a few balls into a net once in a while just doesn't cut it.In the mean time it has been real fun shadowing along on others games and season.Keep up the fun threads and conversation here.

There's always next year! 

[MattF]

There's always next year! 

 

You must be a Browns fan!

[ole gray]

Nothing like fresh wild blueberries. Beats paying for fertilized grocery store berries. 2 hours roughly 5 pounds of the sweetest I've ever had.

 

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I LOVE blueberries!     We have two bushes and need to plant a few more.

[tony@CIC]

I LOVE blueberries!     We have two bushes and need to plant a few more.

In my pancakes ...which I'm eating right now

[Shankster]

I LOVE blueberries! We have two bushes and need to plant a few more.

Half of those came straight from my yard, all wild. There is a place they logged a few years back that is about 15 acres, all blueberries now. We are probably going to spend a good portion of the afternoon over there.

 

After The Open of course.

[ole gray]

In my pancakes ...which I'm eating right now

 

Heck yea and I use them in my oatmeal along with strawberries.   I'm a berry kind of guy!

[ole gray]

Half of those came straight from my yard, all wild. There is a place they logged a few years back that is about 15 acres, all blueberries now. We are probably going to spend a good portion of the afternoon over there.

 

After The Open of course.

 

You're a lucky man to have access to all those delicious berries!!!

[russtopherb]

Heck yea and I use them in my oatmeal along with strawberries.   I'm a berry kind of guy!

 

Same here - I LOVE fresh blueberries & strawberries in my oatmeal or some greek yogurt. 

[StrokerAce]

National television!!

 

https://twitter.com/strokerAce21/status/1021015488778915841?s=19

 

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[tony@CIC]

You must be a Browns fan!

There's never a next year with them. Will always be a disappointment.

 

 

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[Rickp]

Half of those came straight from my yard, all wild. There is a place they logged a few years back that is about 15 acres, all blueberries now. We are probably going to spend a good portion of the afternoon over there.

 

After The Open of course.

That's another plus for Florida, there's always a fresh fruit available most of the year. Strawberries & blueberries now. In my cereal every morning

 

 

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[Shankster]

Tiger “sneaks” in the top 50, on the nose.... considering he was what 999th at the beginning of the year, to top 50. He ain't done yet.