Texas2cap Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Chuck Norris has his own bottled water now!! Yes, I realize it is a bit strange to be starting a bottled water thread on the world's largest golf forum, but I wouldn't be doing this unless it was something special. Let me get this out of the way first, I have no affiliation with this company. I am simply a VERY impressed consumer. I was down in Navasota Texas a couple of weeks ago and saw this HUGE building across the street from the Lone Wolf Ranch. On the side of the building was the C-Force logo, so being a responsible adult, I had to google it. Turns out it was a bottled water company owned by Chuck Norris! So, I swung by the store in town and sure enough, it was available there. I bought a couple of cases and usually I have the opinion that bottled water is bottled water. Well, I was wrong. This stuff is different. It tastes better, and it is hard to explain, but if “feels†softer. The water is the best bottled water I have ever had. It turns out they were drilling for a well on the ranch and hit an Artesian well. The water has been carbon dated to something like 23000 years ago, or the last ice age. The quality straight from the ground is ridiculously good, so there is no extra processing that the water needs to go through. The water is high PH, so it is alkaline. I am told that is better for me…and I thought water was water. Anyway, I just wanted to let others know. This stuff is now my go to beverage. Plus, its Chuck Norris' water, so it has to be great. Oh yeah, it was priced at the same level as the other bottled water cases, so it is not expensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hckymeyer Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 They weren't drilling a well. Chuck just punched the ground and the well opened up. Driver: SLDR w/ Fujikura Ventus Black 3w: '16 M2 hl w/ Diamana D+ 82 5w: Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Yellow Hybrid: 22 deg. Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Black Irons: 5i - gap Launcher CBX w/ Nippon Modus 3 125 Wedges: 54 CBX & 58 Zipcore w/ Nippon Modus 3 125 Putter: Red 7s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 I'm going to bring some for the Texas event in April. I'll bring a bottle for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Man you educated me I always thought water was water. Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 11, 2017 Author Share Posted February 11, 2017 Man you educated me I always thought water was water. So did I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiro Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 That is not water. It is the tears of the earth after Chuck Norris stomped his foot on the ground there. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Launcher HB Driver 10.5* | Launcher HB 5W | Launcher HB 3H and 4H | Launcher CBX Irons 5-PW | CBX Wedges 50*, 54*, 58* | TFI 2135 Cero Putter | Q Star Balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigtazzGolf Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 For us non locals we'll have to stick to the water hose. Or you can order it on Amazon for $26 for 24 pack. Disclaimer on their website says don't bug them for Chuck's autographs lol For $26 bucks I better get a signed poster from someone or me and Walker will have problems =) Grip n Rip it Chicks dig the LONG ball In my staff bag King F7+ Mitsubishi Tensei CK Pro White 60 - Graphite Tour X-Stiff CBX 13.5 3 Wood Atomic Irons 4-AW (reviewing) CG16 Satin 52* 588 RTX 2.0 56* and 60* Sentio Sierra 101-M Putter Proud tester of the Tommy Armour ATOMIC Irons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kkaw1988 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 This made my day! Wish I lived in Texas and could pick some up. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 11, 2017 Author Share Posted February 11, 2017 For us non locals we'll have to stick to the water hose. Or you can order it on Amazon for $26 for 24 pack. Disclaimer on their website says don't bug them for Chuck's autographs lol For $26 bucks I better get a signed poster from someone or me and Walker will have problems =) Wow, it was 6 bucks at the store! Amazon sure likes to inflate the prices a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 11, 2017 Author Share Posted February 11, 2017 This made my day! Wish I lived in Texas and could pick some up. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy From what I understand, they are just starting to grow into some national grocery stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kkaw1988 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I did some research and they are on Amazon Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 For us non locals we'll have to stick to the water hose. Or you can order it on Amazon for $26 for 24 pack. Disclaimer on their website says don't bug them for Chuck's autographs lol For $26 bucks I better get a signed poster from someone or me and Walker will have problems =) I will take the Big Tennessee Redneck for $100 over Walker as long as Walker leaves that 45 at home. For anyone not in the know do not get those big orange boys riled up and I am not talking about Clemson Orange either I am talking about those big orange big "T" boys. Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigtazzGolf Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Amen brother lol Grip n Rip it Chicks dig the LONG ball In my staff bag King F7+ Mitsubishi Tensei CK Pro White 60 - Graphite Tour X-Stiff CBX 13.5 3 Wood Atomic Irons 4-AW (reviewing) CG16 Satin 52* 588 RTX 2.0 56* and 60* Sentio Sierra 101-M Putter Proud tester of the Tommy Armour ATOMIC Irons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 12, 2017 Author Share Posted February 12, 2017 They are carried in Brookshire Brothers stores. I just bought 4 cases today at the one at Pilot Point. They were $5.99 per case, and it turns out that the proceeds from this water go towards their Foundation, Kickstart kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 They are carried in Brookshire Brothers stores. I just bought 4 cases today at the one at Pilot Point. They were $5.99 per case, and it turns out that the proceeds from this water go towards their Foundation, Kickstart kids. That is great on the proceeds. Chuck has always seemed to be a great guy and I know he does not need the money. I know he and his wife and Christie Brinkley still hawk those Total Gym things on late night early morning Golf Channel. I always figured he owns that company or a part of it Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Amen brother lol Sorta off the original subject here but I am among friends. I have a buddy of mine I go to church with that is a former UT player in fact he was Peyton Manning's right offensive guard when he played there. Knee injuries kept him out of the NFL. Great guy does a lot of work in the church in fact leads the Men's Group and does some of the AV projection> I do get to work with him some when I run the sound and recording on the second service. One humble soft spoken guy. The only guy in the whole church bigger in statue than I am but he is big but still in shape. Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaksy68 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 It was just partially treated sewage, until Chuck kicked the crap out of it. 849 Pro Evenflow Riptide 6.0 F8 3 & 5 Woods Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 TS2 7 Wood Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 MP18 MMC - Project X LZ 5.5 Zipcore Wedges 50,54,58 - Project X LZ 5.5 MLA Tour Mallet 33" Z Star Pioneer bag buggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Chuck Norris has his own bottled water now!! Yes, I realize it is a bit strange to be starting a bottled water thread .... (etc.) Always loved that guy! But I need to know: has your karate-kickin ass-whoopin improved after drinking it??? WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Always loved that guy! But I need to know: has your karate-kickin ass-whoopin improved after drinking it??? Since I drink it nobody has challenged me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Check out the commercial https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=w1VKCWmlyFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Check out the commercial https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=w1VKCWmlyFM Just watched Diesel Brothers last night where they built the truck for the shoot. The name of the build was Truck Norris. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy WITB 2024 Driver: Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60 6.5 Fairway: M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Fairway: Sim 19* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Hybrid: 0317x 22* KBS Proto 95x Irons: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Wedges: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Putter: Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Ball: Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas2cap Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just watched Diesel Brothers last night where they built the truck for the shoot. The name of the build was Truck Norris. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Yeah, you can win Truck Norris by buying C-Force water at Maverick stores. I wish there was a maverick near me, Truck Norris would look good in my driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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