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Okay, this is more true than any of us would care to admit..

 

 

 

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What's in the bag:
 
Driver:  :titelist-small:TSi3  
FW Wood: PXG Gen4 2-wood
Hybrids:  PXG Gen4 18-degree
Utility Irons: :wilson_staff_small: Staff Model Utilities 18, 21, 24*
Irons:; PXG 0211; :Hogan: Pro Combo; :benhogan-small:FTX Combo;:benhogan-small:'99 Apex Plus; :benhogan-small:'99 Apex blades; :macgregor-small: 2010 VIP irons; :macgregor-small: VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; 

Wedges:  :cleveland-small: RTZ ZipCore: :benhogan-small:Riviera 52-56-60
Putter: :scotty-small: Newport Special Select;  :edel-golf-1:  Willamette,  :bettinardi-small: BB8; :wilson-small: Buckingham; MATI Monto

Ball: :bridgestone-small: Tour B X; :srixon-small: Z-STAR XV; :wilson-small: Triad

Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: :ShotScope:


 
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Lol to funny!

 :taylormade-small: Stealth + 9*

:taylormade-small: Stealth 5 wood 

:taylormade-small: Stealth 3 Hybrid 

:taylormade-small: Stealth 4i / 7i

:taylormade-small: P790 8i / AW

:taylormade-small: MG3 52/9  56/14 58/8                   

:taylormade-small: Spider FCG SB

:srixon-small: Z Star Diamond

 

 

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Roadwork and traffic always buy me time for an extra beer or two after the round. 

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:callaway-small: Epic Max LS 10.5* GD AD TP 6x

:callaway-small: Epic Speed 15* GD AD HD 7x

:callaway-small: Apex UW 17* Project X RDX Smoke Black 80 6.5

PXG 0311X 4 GD AD DI 95x

PXG 0311 ST 5 -GW KBS Tour 130

PXG Sugar Daddy 54* & 58* TTDG TI S400

L.A.B. Golf Directed Force 2.1 34"

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Every time I see this stuff, and I just want to go find my wife, give her a huge hug and sloppy kiss and say thanks! Back when I was frustrated with my inability to get my game back to where I felt it should be and was about to drop my membership and quit playing, it was her insistence that I keep playing.  She thinks my saturday rounds make me a happier person. Unless it's a crisis, she never calls or texts me on the course, and if I hang around and have drinks with the group, she's fine with it.  

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* 1W 10.5* @ Hogan GS53 ( HZRDUS Smoke Black X-Stiff )
* 3W Hogan GS52 ( HZRDUS Smoke Black X-Stiff ) 
* 5W 18* Tailor-made AeroBurner ( Stock Stiff )
* 4I-AW @ Hogan Ft Worth
* 56 @ Cleveland RTX
* 60 @ Hogan Equalizer
* Carbon Ringo 1/4
* Snell MTB-X

 

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Every time I see this stuff, and I just want to go find my wife, give her a huge hug and sloppy kiss and say thanks! Back when I was frustrated with my inability to get my game back to where I felt it should be and was about to drop my membership and quit playing, it was her insistence that I keep playing.  She thinks my saturday rounds make me a happier person. Unless it's a crisis, she never calls or texts me on the course, and if I hang around and have drinks with the group, she's fine with it.  

 

You've married a saint!  

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What's in the bag:
 
Driver:  :titelist-small:TSi3  
FW Wood: PXG Gen4 2-wood
Hybrids:  PXG Gen4 18-degree
Utility Irons: :wilson_staff_small: Staff Model Utilities 18, 21, 24*
Irons:; PXG 0211; :Hogan: Pro Combo; :benhogan-small:FTX Combo;:benhogan-small:'99 Apex Plus; :benhogan-small:'99 Apex blades; :macgregor-small: 2010 VIP irons; :macgregor-small: VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; 

Wedges:  :cleveland-small: RTZ ZipCore: :benhogan-small:Riviera 52-56-60
Putter: :scotty-small: Newport Special Select;  :edel-golf-1:  Willamette,  :bettinardi-small: BB8; :wilson-small: Buckingham; MATI Monto

Ball: :bridgestone-small: Tour B X; :srixon-small: Z-STAR XV; :wilson-small: Triad

Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: :ShotScope:


 
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the struggle is real

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Driver:   :honma: TR20 10.5*

Fairway: :callaway-small: Epic Speed 5w

Hybrid:   :callaway-small: Epic 4h 23* 

Irons:    :mizuno-small: JPX900 Hot Metal 5-GW

Wedges:  :cleveland-small: CBX2 52* 56* 60*

Putter:  :mizuno-small:M Craft Type V

Ball:   :bridgestone-small: Tour BXS

 

 

 

 

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Every time I see this stuff, and I just want to go find my wife, give her a huge hug and sloppy kiss and say thanks! Back when I was frustrated with my inability to get my game back to where I felt it should be and was about to drop my membership and quit playing, it was her insistence that I keep playing.  She thinks my saturday rounds make me a happier person. Unless it's a crisis, she never calls or texts me on the course, and if I hang around and have drinks with the group, she's fine with it.  

My wife has become the same way for the most part....then again getting a club membership with a beach club was a huge help.

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:callaway-small: Epic Max LS 10.5* GD AD TP 6x

:callaway-small: Epic Speed 15* GD AD HD 7x

:callaway-small: Apex UW 17* Project X RDX Smoke Black 80 6.5

PXG 0311X 4 GD AD DI 95x

PXG 0311 ST 5 -GW KBS Tour 130

PXG Sugar Daddy 54* & 58* TTDG TI S400

L.A.B. Golf Directed Force 2.1 34"

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I know that game.  My wife is very understanding though.  I have 3 sister's in law that work at my course, so I can't get away with anything.  On the flip side my wife knows I can't really get in to trouble and it's just the guys having drinks and maybe shaking some dice.

 

My favorite move while sitting at the bar is to text my wife and ask if I should bring home dinner from the course, or if she want's to bring up the kids and eat there.  It usually buys me at least another hour of hanging out.

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Driver: :taylormade-small: SLDR w/ Fujikura Ventus Black

3w: :taylormade-small:'16 M2 hl w/ Diamana D+ 82

5w: :cleveland-small: Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Yellow

Hybrid: :cleveland-small: 22 deg. Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Black

Irons: :cleveland-small: 5i - gap Launcher CBX w/ Nippon Modus 3 125

Wedges: :cleveland-small: 54 CBX & 58 Zipcore w/ Nippon Modus 3 125

Putter: :odyssey-small: Red 7s

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Every time I see this stuff, and I just want to go find my wife, give her a huge hug and sloppy kiss and say thanks! Back when I was frustrated with my inability to get my game back to where I felt it should be and was about to drop my membership and quit playing, it was her insistence that I keep playing.  She thinks my saturday rounds make me a happier person. Unless it's a crisis, she never calls or texts me on the course, and if I hang around and have drinks with the group, she's fine with it.  

I'm pretty lucky as well.  One she knows golf is my job, so the expectation of being at the course a lot is nothing new to her.   But even when I'm going out to play a non working round somewhere, she only has one request, that I pick up dinner on the way home.   Done!!

:titelist-small: TSi1 Aldila Ascent 40G shaft

:titelist-small: TSi2 18 FW with GD AD IZ 6 Shaft

:titelist-small: TSi1 20 and 23 degree hybrids Aldila Ascent Shafts R

:titelist-small: T300 5-P Tensei  R flex shaft 1/4 long 

:titelist-small: SM8 48F/54/58 D Grinds 

:ping-small: Tyne 4 

:titelist-small: ProV1X Play number 12

 

 

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I enjoy playing golf with my wife. Most nights we go out and play 9.

 

 

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Left Hand orientation

:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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Is it bad when your wife and you have to set a schedule to see who can go to the club on what nights? I'm very lucky she is into the game just as much as I am.

 

 

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Driver: Taylormade M6 10.5*

FW: Callaway Steelhead Plus 4 wood

Hybrid: 19*

Irons:  Sub 70 

659 CB 4 - PW

Wedges: Sub 70

JB - 50* 54* & 60*

Putter: Odyssey 2-Ball Ten Arm Lock
Ball: Callaway Chrome Soft X 
Handicap index:  +2.1

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Good one. LOL

My Sun Mountain bag currently includes:   TWGTLogo2.png.06c802075f4d211691d88895b3f34b75.png 771CSI 5i - PW and TWGTLogo2.png.06c802075f4d211691d88895b3f34b75.png PFC Micro Tour-c 52°, 56°, 60 wedges

                                                                               :755178188_TourEdge: EXS 10.5*, TWGTLogo2.png.06c802075f4d211691d88895b3f34b75.png 929-HS FW4 16.5* 

                                                                                :edel-golf-1: Willimette w/GolfPride Contour

 

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Is it bad when your wife and you have to set a schedule to see who can go to the club on what nights? I'm very lucky she is into the game just as much as I am.

 

 

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This was a problem last year - she plays in the women's league in the morning then had to run the cart home so I could give it a quick charge before I played in men's league that night. New batteries will help this year.

 

 

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Left Hand orientation

:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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My "go to" is, "I am on the 8th hole, leaving soon". When in reality I'm on 16 with no plan on only doing 18. But I say I'll be gone for 4 hours and I'm gone for 4 hours on the dot. Don't want to lose my privileges.

 

 

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I enjoy playing golf with my wife. Most nights we go out and play 9.

 

 

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Lucky. My wife thinks golf is a four letter word... oh it is. She hates golf!

 

 

- Al

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