mrsmith123 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I was just thinking about this a bit ago as I was watching a YouTube video for really bad pga tour shots. Anyway, what are some of your favorite on course sayings you've heard or thought up yourself? 1. The Cutter and Buck special (for a hard fade) 2. Thinsy Lohands (for a thin shot) 3. Landed like a butterfly with sore feet I'm looking forward to some very entertaining sayings.... Sent from my Sprint LG G5 mobile device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I. Rich Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I think Ole Gray may chime in here. He can sure turn a phrase! Anyway, after leaving an important putt short, I will often hear, "Meow!" Just cold. And funny. <p>In my bag: Ping G LS Tec 9* Tour 65 Stiff, Cobra F8 3-4 wood HZRDUS Yellow 6.0, Calloway 21* X Forged Utility iron (steel stiff), Ping G30 white dot 4-9 Stiff 110 gm KBS tours Scor 48,52,56,60 Wedges, Nike Method Core MC3</p><p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeSmails Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 hit it alice for a putt left short Driver: TR20 10.5* Hybrids: Epic SuperHybrid 3 18* Epic 4h 23* Irons: JPX900 Hot Metal 5-GW Wedges: CBX2 52* 56* 60* Putter: EV8 Ball: Tour BXS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I think Ole Gray may chime in here. He can sure turn a phrase! Anyway, after leaving an important putt short, I will often hear, "Meow!" Just cold. And funny. lol thanks partner. Most of my stuff, comes off the cuff.... You ever hit a smoking drive and ya partner hollers out, "That dawg will hunt"! Or maybe you hit a great short within a few inches of the hole and someone says, "that ball is tighter than a tic on a Georgia hound!? Just a couple tonight although I have more of these than a litter bearing beagle hound has pups. Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 For a well struck shot: even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally. Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 For a well struck shot: even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally. Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy Yea we have a similar one, even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then. Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertson153 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 When I run a putt way by, my uncle says "must have caught that one on a heartbeat" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy CobraConnectChallenge3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighFade Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 The Oprah Winfrey - fat and ugly The Rush Limbaugh - short fat and right The Ted Kennedy - shoulda been in the water but somehow made it There is no spoon. WITB TaylorMade M3 Callaway Diablo 15° Callaway Diablo 18° Callaway Steelhead XR Pro 4-W Mizuno TP-4 50, 54, 58 TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spyder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 hit it alice for a putt left short Named for Peter Alliss for missed 3-foot putt at the Ryder Cup. Someone from the crowd yelled "nice putt Alliss." “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullldog Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Chili dip, a chunked chip Stolen from big break; caught that one pure... Hitting anything long, putts scalled chips etc. Sent from my SM-T800 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I. Rich Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 A lipout putt is a Monica... <p>In my bag: Ping G LS Tec 9* Tour 65 Stiff, Cobra F8 3-4 wood HZRDUS Yellow 6.0, Calloway 21* X Forged Utility iron (steel stiff), Ping G30 white dot 4-9 Stiff 110 gm KBS tours Scor 48,52,56,60 Wedges, Nike Method Core MC3</p><p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 After a "digger" fats an iron shot, I have been known to say... "Nice beaver distance though." “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnythec Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Nice one "glance Armstrong" (when your caught looking up) , nice shot skullator ( when you skull one down the fairway) Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 A hate hitting an Arafat---it's ugly and ends up buried in the sand. When one hits the green but a long ways from the hole--you're dancing but its a long song with an ugly woman. When one just misses a hazzard--well it ain't a Clinton, you're still just laying one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poprocksncoke Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Condom Shot (a shot that doesn't feel good but gets the job done) Had it in her mouth until her dad walked in (lip out) Roll!!! (when someone tops a shot) Bite!!! (when someone blades an iron shot into the green) Vag (used to play with a guy that would say this when someone hit a put short) He gambled ( when someone hits a bad shot and barely makes it over a hazzard) SLDR 10.5 Oban HB R11s Rip Phenom Ft. Worth Black Irons 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54 CG10 58 EV 5.3 Duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmith123 Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 "Hey did you hear about that new shopping center they're putting in around here?......Yea it's between your ball and mine." One of my favorites to really needle someone about blowing it by them on a par 5 . Sent from my Sprint LG G5 mobile device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 How about when someone's putt is just a hair short. That putt was like a South American country, it just needed one more revolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poprocksncoke Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Oh forgot one..... Linda Ronstadt (Blue by you) SLDR 10.5 Oban HB R11s Rip Phenom Ft. Worth Black Irons 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54 CG10 58 EV 5.3 Duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraasty Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Does your husband play too? Question that pops up when you leave an important putt short Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaidJacket Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 When you have a hole where each shot was awful to the green but then you sink a long putt for par or chip in for par or better. whip cream on horse $hit. My Sun Mountain bag currently includes: 771CSI 5i - PW and PFC Micro Tour-c 52°, 56°, 60 wedges EXS 10.5*, 929-HS FW4 16.5* Willimette w/GolfPride Contour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dru_ Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 There is a gent that plays with us regularly that has a tendency to pass a little gas when he swings. I never thought anything about it until on a tee box, he reaches back for a drive, and lets a loud fart rip as part of the swing and his long time friend and cart mate yells out:"Nice Out!"I about peed myself with laughter. Dru - Owner, President & Janitor, Druware Software Designs RH 13.1 Handicap in soggy Georgia WITB * 1W 10.5* @ PXG 0211 ( HZRDUS Smoke Black X-Stiff ) * 3W PXG 0211 ( HZRDUS Smoke Black X-Stiff ) * 5W 18* Tailor-made AeroBurner ( Stock Stiff ) * 7W Sub70 949x ( HZRDUS Smoke Black X-Stiff ) * 5i-PW @ PXG 0211 ( Gen 1 ) * 52 @ Hogan Equalizer * 56 @ Sub70 * 60 @ Hogan Equalizer * Carbon Ringo 1/4 * Vice Pro Plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Around the middle of the back nine, a bud of mine says, "I don't know why but I just can't seem to get in the hole today". So I said--hopefully your wife ain't horney tonight. Or when someone complains about the pin locations being difficult, just say- hopefully the next time we play this course, the guy setting the pins gets laid the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downlowkey Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 When you hit a (dreamweaver: a shot on line the whole way so that you have to weave your head back and forth to see the flag because the ball is in the way) and mutter "You better swallow it; because I don't have time to clean up". Hit a 10 foot putt 10 feet past the whole and check to make sure you still have all your fingers: "Damn thing went off in my hands" Conversely; one of your buddies leaves a 6 footer short: "Must have got caught up in your skirt, does your husband also play?" Less than ideal approach ending up in a friendly position off the green: "That's handy" Horrendous tee shot: "Opportunity to make a great par" The long putt in the jaws but just short: "Needed one more bite of breakfast" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy PXG___0811 X 9* - Mitsubishi Diamana s60 Limited X Cobra___S9-1 Pro 15* - Matrix Ozik XCON 7 S Adams___XTD Forged 3i - Matrix Ozik Program F15 120 S Adams___CMB 4-PW - Matrix Ozik Program F15 120 S KZG___Tri-Tour 50.08__54.10__58.12 - Accra iCWT 2.0-95i S Nike___Method Converge B1-01 (copper insert) Maxfli___'23 Tour X "The most important shot in golf is the next one“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big money Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Awww s*** Keep it in the short stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Awww s*** Yea a boat load of times After a rather large drive saying, " Get ya sum of dat! " Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I. Rich Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 A friend of mine trolls our group when he bombs a drive picture perfect: "Did anyone see where that went? I lost it!" Just so he can put on a $h|+ eating grin and listen to us describe the shot. <p>In my bag: Ping G LS Tec 9* Tour 65 Stiff, Cobra F8 3-4 wood HZRDUS Yellow 6.0, Calloway 21* X Forged Utility iron (steel stiff), Ping G30 white dot 4-9 Stiff 110 gm KBS tours Scor 48,52,56,60 Wedges, Nike Method Core MC3</p><p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 You mother lover! Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMookie Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 "That's a peach, hon!" From my days living in NC, "My yonders was good, but my towards was off!" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Driver: Ping G430 Max 9*, Ping Tour 70X Fairway: Ping G425 15*, Ping Tour 70X Hybrid: Ping G425 22*, Ping Tour 80X Irons: Ping i230 4-GW, TT DG X100 Wedges: SMS 50D/54V/58DModus 130 stiff, +1” Putter: EAS 1.0 Ball: Titleist 2023 AVX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmith123 Posted June 1, 2017 Author Share Posted June 1, 2017 Storm tracker online Sent from my Sprint LG G5 mobile device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camcmart Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I think this is he dirtiest I've heard MGS get, but I'm loving it! Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Driver: 10.5* XR16 R Flex Woods: Big Bertha V-Series 3 Wood R Flex Hybrid: 913H 21* R flex Irons: C300 4-PW R Flex Wedges: SM5 50*, 54*, 58* Putter: 2135 Cero 33" / EXO Seven S 33" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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