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When your putt rolls on the edge of the cup and you barely miss it..

 

"you had it in her mouth and her daddy walked in"

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Fairway:         :ping-small: G410 3W 13* | Alta CB 65
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Hybrid:           :ping-small: iCrossover 20* | Kai'li White 80
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Wedges:         :titleist-small: Vokey SM9 | 52, 56, 60 | DG S200
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Just like the junior prom: all lip and no hole

 

 

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Doggie Balls for an 8

 

 

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Taylor Made Stealth 2 10.5 Diamana S plus 60  Aldila  R flex   - 42.25 inches 

SMT 4 wood bassara R flex, four wood head, 3 wood shaft

Ping G410 7, 9 wood  Alta 65 R flex

Srixon ZX5 MK II  5-GW - UST recoil Dart 65 R flex

India 52,56 (60 pending)  UST recoil 75's R flex  

Evon roll ER 5 32 inches

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Bite!!! (when someone blades an iron shot into the green)

 

Used this on my last hole yesterday, lol...

 

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Hybrid: :titelist-small: TSR2  18° Graphite Design Tour AD DI-85 Shaft

Irons: :titelist-small: 2021 T200's 4-GW AMT RED shafts Regular Flex

Wedge: :cleveland-small: Tour Satin RTX 4 Wedges in 52° and 56° 2 Dot

Putter: :nevercompromise-small: Gray Matter TDP 2.2 32.75"

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How about when someone's putt is just a hair short.   That putt was like a South American country, it just needed one more revolution.

 

I've heard this called a Cuban... but same thing... needed on more revolution.

DriverCobra  Aerojet LS
Woods-
Cobra  LTD 3w 15*, 5W 19*,  F9 24* 
Irons- XXIO X (6-A)

Wedges- Callaway Jaws Raw (54/58)

Putter- Bettinardi BB56
Ball- Maxfli Tour X/Wilson Triad
Buggy- Clicgear 4.0
Bag- Callaway Org 14/Fairway C

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In league play for a putt that is way short or way bad, ok so they are the same.. "Did you step on your Tampon string?"

 

Or you "should have used your purse it might have been better that way" ..

 

My Father in Law uses G@d D@mmit alot.. LOL..

 

Or I need swing lube when he's getting Thirsty, or playing bad...

Dave-

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Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft

Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts

Cobra King Black Wedge 54* 

Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58*

Snake Eyes Viper Putter.

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When you slightly outdrive someone, or are just a wee bit closer on approach, one of the guys always says, Gotcha by a C$&@ hair.

 

When you hit a nasty pull, Thurman Munson. (Dead Yank)

Lefties are always in their Right Mind

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Saddam Hussein: going bunker to bunker

Hitler: 2 shots in a bunker

 

There's an older guy at my course who will go up to someone in his group he hasn't golfed with before during the round and the conversation usually goes:

"Do you know how much the flag stick weighs?"

"No."

"Well maybe if you picked the damn thing up once in a while you'd know!" usually people's eyes get really big and they become conscious of trying to get the flag the next hole. Even though he's screwing with them and let's them know!

 

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See where they're building that new super Walmart?

 

(When you out drive your opponent)

 

Or as my late father in law would say

 

"That's a nice shot, now get in the F'ng cart".

 

(When you don't want to hear about them out driving you)

 

 

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Ben Hogan GS53 3 Wood

PING G425 MAX 5 Wood

Cleveland UHX Launcher 3 Iron

PING G30 5-PW

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Cleveland RTX 3.0 54/14  V-FG

Cleveland RTX 3.0 58/12 V -FG

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My dads favorite for when someone skies one. "You really got ahold of that one!"

For the occasional extreme sky tee ball, I will rip off my cap and run after it yelling "I got it, I got it". Historically this move serves only to rack up more stats in the error column...but I can't seem to help myself.

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:nickent-small:________3DX 17* - Matrix Ozik Altus Hybrid SG
:Hogan:______ICON Black 4-PW - KBS Tour V S
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The one I use the most myself is for when guys it a really wild slice/hook (especially if I have it a beauty right before them): "Dont worry about it, that's position 1-A on this hole" Or: "that's alright, that angle really opens up the green for you"

 

 

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When I'm playing with buddies and I stick one close, I steal a line from Happy Gilmore. "Can't learn that in a hockey rink"

 

 

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