bullldog Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 One saying I say to buddies that hit OB on 1 course is: Be careful when you bite in your Wonder bread or Wheaties. (wheat fields line the course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSauer Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 When your putt rolls on the edge of the cup and you barely miss it.. "you had it in her mouth and her daddy walked in" Driver: Aerojet 9* | Hzrdus Black Gen 4 Fairway: G410 3W 13* | Alta CB 65 Hybrid: TS2 18* | Tensei AV Blue 70 S Hybrid: iCrossover 20* | Kai'li White 80 Irons: P790 5-PW | DG S300 Wedges: Vokey SM9 | 52, 56, 60 | DG S200 Putter: Link.1 | Accra x LAB --- LAB Golf Link.1 Review --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rtracymog Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Just like the junior prom: all lip and no hole Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Cortex w/MGS Motore X F1 7X tipped 1" F5 17 degree hybrid w/Rogue Black 85X C300 Forged 3-5 w/C-Taper 130X FG Tour V6 5-6 w/C-Taper 130X Staff Model Blade 7-PW w/C-Taper 130X RTX4 52, 56, 60 w/S400 Tour Issue ER7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dgolfer Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Just like the junior prom: all lip and no hole Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy +1. Or didn't even get a sniff!! Sent from my SM-N920T using MyGolfSpy mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkev Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Doggie Balls for an 8 Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Taylor Made Stealth 2 10.5 Diamana S plus 60 Aldila R flex - 42.25 inches SMT 4 wood bassara R flex, four wood head, 3 wood shaft Ping G410 7, 9 wood Alta 65 R flex Srixon ZX5 MK II 5-GW - UST recoil Dart 65 R flex India 52,56 (60 pending) UST recoil 75's R flex Evon roll ER 5 32 inches It's our offseason so auditioning candidates - looking for that right mix of low spin long, more spin around the greens - TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 My dads favorite for when someone skies one. "You really got ahold of that one!" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDGolfHacker Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Bite!!! (when someone blades an iron shot into the green) Used this on my last hole yesterday, lol... MDGolfHacker TSssWhat's In This Lefty's Bag? Driver: TSR2 11° Project X HZRDUS Black 4G 60g 5.5 Flex Fairway Woods: F8 3W Project X Even Flow Blue 75g shaft Fairway Woods: Hybrid: TSR2 18° Graphite Design Tour AD DI-85 Shaft Irons: 2021 T200's 4-GW AMT RED shafts Regular Flex Wedge: Tour Satin RTX 4 Wedges in 52° and 56° 2 Dot Putter: Gray Matter TDP 2.2 32.75" Bag: Three 5 Ball: PRO V1 / Z*Star RangeFinder: In search of new range finder Social Media: Facebook: MD Golfhacker Twitter: @mdgolfhacker Instagram: mdgolfhacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrokerAce Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 How about when someone's putt is just a hair short. That putt was like a South American country, it just needed one more revolution. I've heard this called a Cuban... but same thing... needed on more revolution. Driver- Cobra Aerojet LS Woods- Cobra LTD 3w 15*, 5W 19*, F9 24* Irons- XXIO X (6-A) Wedges- Callaway Jaws Raw (54/58) Putter- Bettinardi BB56 Ball- Maxfli Tour X Buggy- Motocaddy M7 GPS Remote Electric Caddy Bag- Motocaddy Dry-Series Proudly testing for 2024: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 In league play for a putt that is way short or way bad, ok so they are the same.. "Did you step on your Tampon string?" Or you "should have used your purse it might have been better that way" .. My Father in Law uses G@d D@mmit alot.. LOL.. Or I need swing lube when he's getting Thirsty, or playing bad... Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor.A.Door Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 When you slightly outdrive someone, or are just a wee bit closer on approach, one of the guys always says, Gotcha by a C$&@ hair. When you hit a nasty pull, Thurman Munson. (Dead Yank) Lefties are always in their Right Mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucklehead Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Saddam Hussein: going bunker to bunker Hitler: 2 shots in a bunker There's an older guy at my course who will go up to someone in his group he hasn't golfed with before during the round and the conversation usually goes: "Do you know how much the flag stick weighs?" "No." "Well maybe if you picked the damn thing up once in a while you'd know!" usually people's eyes get really big and they become conscious of trying to get the flag the next hole. Even though he's screwing with them and let's them know! Sent from my E6853 using MyGolfSpy mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josmi15 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 See where they're building that new super Walmart? (When you out drive your opponent) Or as my late father in law would say "That's a nice shot, now get in the F'ng cart". (When you don't want to hear about them out driving you) Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Titleist 917D2 10.5 Ben Hogan GS53 3 Wood PING G425 MAX 5 Wood Cleveland UHX Launcher 3 Iron PING G30 5-PW Cleveland RTX 3.0 50/10 V-MG Cleveland RTX 3.0 54/14 V-FG Cleveland RTX 3.0 58/12 V -FG EVNROLL ER-3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonthepharmacist Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I've got my four year old son Lachlan trained to yell "Ripped the cover off it" whenevet I hit a good drive. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy MGS 2017 Fantasy Golf Group 6 Team Name: High Handicapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downlowkey Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 My dads favorite for when someone skies one. "You really got ahold of that one!" For the occasional extreme sky tee ball, I will rip off my cap and run after it yelling "I got it, I got it". Historically this move serves only to rack up more stats in the error column...but I can't seem to help myself. PXG___0811 X 9* - Mitsubishi Diamana s60 Limited X Cobra___S9-1 Pro 15* - Matrix Ozik XCON 7 S Adams___XTD Forged 3i - Matrix Ozik Program F15 120 S Adams___CMB 4-PW - Matrix Ozik Program F15 120 S KZG___Tri-Tour 50.08__54.10__58.12 - Accra iCWT 2.0-95i S Nike___Method Converge B1-01 (copper insert) Maxfli___'23 Tour X "The most important shot in golf is the next one“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonthepharmacist Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 The one I use the most myself is for when guys it a really wild slice/hook (especially if I have it a beauty right before them): "Dont worry about it, that's position 1-A on this hole" Or: "that's alright, that angle really opens up the green for you" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy MGS 2017 Fantasy Golf Group 6 Team Name: High Handicapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertson153 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 When I'm playing with buddies and I stick one close, I steal a line from Happy Gilmore. "Can't learn that in a hockey rink" Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy CobraConnectChallenge3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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