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I was just thinking about this a bit ago as I was watching a YouTube video for really bad pga tour shots. Anyway, what are some of your favorite on course sayings you've heard or thought up yourself?

 

1. The Cutter and Buck special (for a hard fade)

2. Thinsy Lohands (for a thin shot)

3. Landed like a butterfly with sore feet

 

I'm looking forward to some very entertaining sayings....

 

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I think Ole Gray may chime in here. He can sure turn a phrase!

 

Anyway, after leaving an important putt short, I will often hear, "Meow!" Just cold. And funny.

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hit it alice

 

for a putt left short

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Irons:    :mizuno-small: JPX900 Hot Metal 5-GW

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I think Ole Gray may chime in here. He can sure turn a phrase!

 

Anyway, after leaving an important putt short, I will often hear, "Meow!" Just cold. And funny.

 

lol thanks partner.   Most of my stuff, comes off the cuff.... :D 

 

 

You ever hit a smoking drive and ya partner hollers out, "That dawg will hunt"!

 

Or maybe you hit a great short within a few inches of the hole and someone says, "that ball is tighter than a tic on a Georgia hound!?

 

Just a couple tonight although I have more of these than a litter bearing beagle hound has pups. ;) 

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For a well struck shot: even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.

 

 

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Left Hand orientation

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:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

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For a well struck shot: even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.

 

 

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Yea we have a similar one, even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then. 

Callaway  Epic Flash 10.5 Driver
Callaway MAVRIK MAX 3 - wood
Callaway Big Bertha 2019  4 & 5 hybrid 
Callaway  Max 6 - PW Irons
Cleveland CBX 2 50 & 54 Degree Wedge
Cleveland CBX Full-Face Wedge 58 degree
Evnroll 
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When I run a putt way by, my uncle says "must have caught that one on a heartbeat"

 

 

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The Oprah Winfrey - fat and ugly

The Rush Limbaugh - short fat and right

The Ted Kennedy - shoulda been in the water but somehow made it

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There is no spoon.

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hit it alice

 

for a putt left short

Named for Peter Alliss for missed 3-foot putt at the Ryder Cup.  Someone from the crowd yelled "nice putt Alliss."

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Chili dip, a chunked chip

Stolen from big break; caught that one pure... Hitting anything long, putts scalled chips etc.

 

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A lipout putt is a Monica...

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After a "digger" fats an iron shot, I have been known to say... "Nice beaver distance though."

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We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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Nice one "glance Armstrong" (when your caught looking up) , nice shot skullator ( when you skull one down the fairway)

 

 

 

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A hate hitting an Arafat---it's ugly and ends up buried in the sand.

 

When one hits the green but a long ways from the hole--you're dancing but its a long song with an ugly woman. 

 

When one just misses a hazzard--well it ain't a Clinton, you're still just laying one.

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Condom Shot (a shot that doesn't feel good but gets the job done)

Had it in her mouth until her dad walked in (lip out)

Roll!!!  (when someone tops a shot)

Bite!!!  (when someone blades an iron shot into the green)

Vag (used to play with a guy that would say this when someone hit a put short)

He gambled ( when someone hits a bad shot and barely makes it over a hazzard)

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"Hey did you hear about that new shopping center they're putting in around here?......Yea it's between your ball and mine."

 

One of my favorites to really needle someone about blowing it by them on a par 5 .

 

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When you have a hole where each shot was awful to the green but then you sink a long putt for par or chip in for par or better.

 

whip cream on horse $hit.

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