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There is a gent that plays with us regularly that has a tendency to pass a little gas when he swings. I never thought anything about it until on a tee box, he reaches back for a drive, and lets a loud fart rip as part of the swing and his long time friend and cart mate yells out:

"Nice Out!"

I about peed myself with laughter.

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Around the middle of the back nine, a bud of mine says, "I don't know why but I just can't seem to get in the hole today".   So I said--hopefully your wife ain't horney tonight.  

 

Or when someone complains about the pin locations being difficult, just say- hopefully the next time we play this course, the guy setting the pins gets laid the night before.

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When you hit a (dreamweaver: a shot on line the whole way so that you have to weave your head back and forth to see the flag because the ball is in the way) and mutter "You better swallow it; because I don't have time to clean up".

 

Hit a 10 foot putt 10 feet past the whole and check to make sure you still have all your fingers: "Damn thing went off in my hands"

 

Conversely; one of your buddies leaves a 6 footer short: "Must have got caught up in your skirt, does your husband also play?"

 

Less than ideal approach ending up in a friendly position off the green: "That's handy"

 

Horrendous tee shot: "Opportunity to make a great par"

 

The long putt in the jaws but just short: "Needed one more bite of breakfast"

 

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Awww s***

Yea a boat load of times [emoji6]

 

After a rather large drive saying, " Get ya sum of dat! [emoji378]"

 

 

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A friend of mine trolls our group when he bombs a drive picture perfect: "Did anyone see where that went? I lost it!" Just so he can put on a $h|+ eating grin and listen to us describe the shot.

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"That's a peach, hon!"

 

From my days living in NC, "My yonders was good, but my towards was off!"

 

 

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Fwy:  :callaway-small: Epic Speed 4w, MMT 80X

Hybrid: :callaway-small: X2 Hot Pro, 20*, Graphite Design Tour AD-DI 105X

Irons: :honma:TR20 Tour P 4-10, :Nippon: Modus 130 stiff, +1”

Wedges: :edel-golf-1: SMS 50D/54V/58D:Nippon:Modus 130 stiff, +1”

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I think this is he dirtiest I've heard MGS get, but I'm loving it! [emoji23]

 

 

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Irons: :wilson_staff_small: C300 4-PW R Flex

 

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One saying I say to buddies that hit OB on 1 course is:

Be careful when you bite in your Wonder bread or Wheaties.

(wheat fields line the course)

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When your putt rolls on the edge of the cup and you barely miss it..

 

"you had it in her mouth and her daddy walked in"

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Just like the junior prom: all lip and no hole

 

 

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Doggie Balls for an 8

 

 

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Taylor Made Sim2  10.5 (Opened 1 click) Ventus Blue 5  R flex

Ping G410 5-9 wood  Alta 65 R flex

Wilson D7 forged 6-GW -  Mamiya recoil 460 R flex

Edison Wedges 54 and 59 KBS Tour Graphite 80's

EVNRoll ER 5

Titleist Pro VIx optic yellow with revkev stamped on them

Tour Exotics 3 wood is in the bag because we are allowed 14 clubs.  It's a great club for pulling balls out of the water or from bushes - you never want to put your hand into anything in Florida unless you are absolutely certain that it's safe.  There are rare wind conditions when I might hit it off the tee on a few holes that I play.  

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Bite!!! (when someone blades an iron shot into the green)

 

Used this on my last hole yesterday, lol...

 

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How about when someone's putt is just a hair short.   That putt was like a South American country, it just needed one more revolution.

 

I've heard this called a Cuban... but same thing... needed on more revolution.

I got something to say then I'm gonna say it. 

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In league play for a putt that is way short or way bad, ok so they are the same.. "Did you step on your Tampon string?"

 

Or you "should have used your purse it might have been better that way" ..

 

My Father in Law uses G@d D@mmit alot.. LOL..

 

Or I need swing lube when he's getting Thirsty, or playing bad...

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When you slightly outdrive someone, or are just a wee bit closer on approach, one of the guys always says, Gotcha by a C$&@ hair.

 

When you hit a nasty pull, Thurman Munson. (Dead Yank)

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Lefties are always in their Right Mind

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