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Saddam Hussein: going bunker to bunker

Hitler: 2 shots in a bunker

 

There's an older guy at my course who will go up to someone in his group he hasn't golfed with before during the round and the conversation usually goes:

"Do you know how much the flag stick weighs?"

"No."

"Well maybe if you picked the damn thing up once in a while you'd know!" usually people's eyes get really big and they become conscious of trying to get the flag the next hole. Even though he's screwing with them and let's them know!

 

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See where they're building that new super Walmart?

 

(When you out drive your opponent)

 

Or as my late father in law would say

 

"That's a nice shot, now get in the F'ng cart".

 

(When you don't want to hear about them out driving you)

 

 

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I've got my four year old son Lachlan trained to yell "Ripped the cover off it" whenevet I hit a good drive.

 

 

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My dads favorite for when someone skies one. "You really got ahold of that one!"

For the occasional extreme sky tee ball, I will rip off my cap and run after it yelling "I got it, I got it". Historically this move serves only to rack up more stats in the error column...but I can't seem to help myself.
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The one I use the most myself is for when guys it a really wild slice/hook (especially if I have it a beauty right before them): "Dont worry about it, that's position 1-A on this hole" Or: "that's alright, that angle really opens up the green for you"

 

 

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When I'm playing with buddies and I stick one close, I steal a line from Happy Gilmore. "Can't learn that in a hockey rink"

 

 

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