golfinnut Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 These are good! If you can think of any others ... add them to the list. It was my first time at the course. I didn't get a chance to warm up. I haven't had enough time to practice lately. It's impossible to score in this weather. It was too long of a wait between shots. I felt rushed My mind was elsewhere today. Those pins were unfair I just couldn't score My caddie was giving me bad reads all day. (Bones... you are outta here!) The water coolers were empty, felt like I was going to pass out. The guys I was playing with struggled, and it brought down my game. I didn't dress appropriately for this weather My shirt was too tight The greens weren't holding. I mentally checked out I was just worn out I drank too much I ate too much before the round I couldn't catch a break I was using borrowed equipment My distances were off all day My back was killing me (my personal favorite) I just had a lesson I had the yips I was nervous The greens were just aerated I was just trying to have fun I suck! Golf Digest article with some funny blurbs about each one. http://www.golfdigest.com/story/29-reasons-why-you-didnt-play-well-today?mbid=nl_070617_daily_hitlist&CNDID=39508987&spMailingID=11419471&spUserID=MTQ1MDI3NzgzMzg4S0&spJobID=1200519357&spReportId=MTIwMDUxOTM1NwS2 cksurfdude 1 Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST Mamiya Proto LIN-Q Blue Fairways: TSi2 UST Mamiya LIN-Q Blue 13.5* Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T350 4 & 5, T200 6 - PW UST Mamiya Recoil Dart F4 105g Wedges: SM9 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Modus Tour Wedge Putter: Newport 2 w/ Garsen Ultimate grip Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I have had a couple of occasions where some guy claims that they can't play golf with women. A case in point, the wife and I have an agreement that when we vacation, there must be a beach for her and a golf course for me. In this instance, we were in Aruba. Going to the course as a single, the starter immediately teamed me with another single and a twosome. After meeting the guy that was the other single, he no sooner asked where was the twosome, when two real attractive and well constructed college aged ladies arrived. His immediate response was "Oh God, we're playing with women". My response was do you see what I see". The long and short, he was a jerk the whole round and played rather poorly. Me, I had a great time. Oh yea, the ladies played on Division 1 college golf teams and beat us both using the same tees. Also, the ladies and I made tee times to play together again the next day, we did not ask the jerk to join us. ddryan, ole gray, cksurfdude and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBT Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 #29 for me today lol cksurfdude 1 Quote XR Driver Matrix Ozik 8m3 Black Tie Shaft King F7 3W UST Mamiya Chrome Elements 7F4 Shaft King F7 5W UST Mamiya Chrome Elements 7F4 Shaft King F7 4 Hybrid Graphite Designs Tour AD-HY 95 Shaft PXG 0211 DC 5-PW Mitsubishi MMT 80 Shafts RTX ZIPCORE 50*,54*,58* UST Mamiya Recoil 95 Shafts Metal X Milled #7 with SuperStroke 2.0 grip MTB Twitter: @timldotson Instagram: timldotson Facebook: TimDotson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfJunkie302 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 #29 for me today lol#29 for me everyday! Sent from my SM-T580 using MyGolfSpy mobile app cksurfdude 1 Quote 2017 M1 460, Project X HZRDUS Black 6.0 JPX EZ 3 wood Fly-Z 4H MP-60, 3i-PW, True Temper Dynamic Gold S5 54° & 58°, True Temper Dynamic Gold California Monterey Pro V1x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver & black Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 #18 and #29 are usually my go to reasons. cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I'm pretty much a firm believer in #29 cksurfdude, ddryan and DawgDaddy 3 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK03 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 2. And 5. crushed me last time Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote DRIVER: PING G400 9.0° 4 WOOD: TAYLORMADE M3 17° HYBRID: PING G400 19° IRONS: PING i500 4-iron / i200 5-PW WEDGES: PING GLIDE FORGED 50°, 54° LOB WEDGE: TAYLORMADE HI-TOE 58° PUTTER: ODYSSEY STROKE LAB DOUBLE WIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUDque Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I hate these clubs! I hate these shoes! I hate these balls! I hate this course! Same time next week? Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy ddryan, cksurfdude and Reesedw 2 1 Quote In my Pisa, riding on a 3.5+ G410+ EXS 5W King F7 Hy i500 5-GW Equalizer 56/60 Heppler Ketsch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Generally a L O F T issue for me. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy GolfSpy_APH, Golfspy_CG2 and cksurfdude 3 Quote WITB 2024 Driver: Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60 6.5 Fairway: M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Fairway: Sim 19* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Hybrid: 0317x 22* KBS Proto 95x Irons: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Wedges: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Putter: Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Ball: Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kardboard.kid Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I'll stay with#29 all the others are contributors to#29 Sent from my XT1635-01 using MyGolfSpy mobile app cksurfdude 1 Quote F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft 3-I MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid STi Irons 5-SW KURO KAGE 70IR Flex-R Lamkin Grips King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft Forged FGT 60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip O-Putter 1W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDubya23 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 It wasn't a left handed ball. GolfSpy_APH, silver & black, ddryan and 1 other 3 1 Quote Driver: Ping G 9.5* Fairway: TaylorMade AeroBurner Hybrid: Adams Blue Irons: TaylorMade Burner 2.0 Wedges: TaylorMade Tour Preferred EF Putter: Odyssey O-Works #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Not enough stump liquor Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude and silver & black 2 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I hate Golf... I have offered to sell my clubs several times.. LOL Usually because I suck... #29... silver & black, cksurfdude and Golfspy_CG2 3 Quote Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfspy_CG2 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 30) It's my fist time out with these irons...something I'll get to say very soon. 31) I'm going through a swing change cksurfdude and golfinnut 2 Quote G430 Max 10K TSiR1 15.0 Aldlia Ascent 60g TSR2 18.0 PX Aldila Ascent 6og TSi1 20 Aldila Ascent Shafts R T350 5-GW SteelFiber I80 SM10 48F/54M and58K S159 48S/52S/56W/60B Select 5.5 Flowback 35" ProV1 Play number 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfJunkie302 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I hate these clubs! I hate these shoes! I hate these balls! I hate this course! Same time next week? Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Such a good commercial! Sent from my SM-T580 using MyGolfSpy mobile app STUDque 1 Quote 2017 M1 460, Project X HZRDUS Black 6.0 JPX EZ 3 wood Fly-Z 4H MP-60, 3i-PW, True Temper Dynamic Gold S5 54° & 58°, True Temper Dynamic Gold California Monterey Pro V1x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfspy_CG2 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I hate Golf... I have offered to sell my clubs several times.. LOL Usually because I suck... #29... Such a good commercial! Sent from my SM-T580 using MyGolfSpy mobile app Yep, even my fiance who isn't big into golf stuff laughed when she saw that one. cksurfdude 1 Quote G430 Max 10K TSiR1 15.0 Aldlia Ascent 60g TSR2 18.0 PX Aldila Ascent 6og TSi1 20 Aldila Ascent Shafts R T350 5-GW SteelFiber I80 SM10 48F/54M and58K S159 48S/52S/56W/60B Select 5.5 Flowback 35" ProV1 Play number 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy_APH Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Pretty sure I was 6,16,17,29 today. Had a round booked pretty early...could be another reason there Tee time was too early. Anyway I'm away working out of country for 10 days and really wanted to get a last round in before I left, but I hadn't finished packing, house chores and really getting my act together for the trip. So showed up had a lot of fun (always do) but had a terrible round and the worst part was I knew it was coming as soon as I got up. I felt like I should just stay home...but I can't not go if I have the time right?! Now for a break and hope the game comes back when I arrive back in Canada. Maybe I should listen to my body when it's screaming just stay home and sleep and not get up at 5am to go golfing. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote as of Nov 6, 2023 (Past WITB) Driver: Paradym TD w/ GD ADDI 6X Driver Shootout! Wood: F7 3 wood 14.5* w/ Motore F1 Shaft Irons: T Series - T200 5 Iron T150 6-9 Iron T100 PW/GW Wedge: Toura Golf - A Spec 53,37,61 degree Putter: Mezz Max! Balls: Vice Pro Plus Drip (Blue/Orange) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 #32 I just had a lesson ( those of us who've had understand) Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 30. Your bag flies down a cliff and your driver snapped in half. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy silver & black, kardboard.kid, STUDque and 5 others 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crashtestdummy Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 A lot of those are legit, because it is mind over matter. However, for most players the chaos usually wins. The best players are able to get pushed around, ignore the distractions, and still play well. The "I suck" one is my goto excuse and what everyone tells me so it has to be true. cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I was still drinking Tito's and lemonade at 2:30 am. The 7:07 tee time was a killer. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy silver & black and cksurfdude 2 Quote WITB 2024 Driver: Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60 6.5 Fairway: M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Fairway: Sim 19* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Hybrid: 0317x 22* KBS Proto 95x Irons: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Wedges: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Putter: Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Ball: Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddryan Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 # 5 - I HATE Slow play, and waiting on every shot can get in my head- although I am getting better at controlling that part of my emotions # 29 - YEP! STUDque, silver & black and cksurfdude 3 Quote What's in the bag? Driver Callaway Mavrik 105 set to 9.5, square, Aldila Rogue White 130 MSI 60G Stiff shaft #3 Wood Callaway FT Tour 13 degree neutral setup, Fuijkara 370 Stiff Shaft Hybrid 18 Degree King Cobra Baffler pro, Baffler Stiff shaft 4-PW Titlest 714 AP2, Standard loft and lie, MGS S Shafts 53, 57 degree loft Hogan Equalizer wedges 1962 Wilson "Sandy Andy" sand wedge with HUGE bounce! Putter MLA Pro Classic Titlist ProV 1, ProV 1x Currently Gaming "Costco Kirkland Signature Tour Performance" balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flipper554 Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 #30 Every shot was into the wind. cksurfdude and STUDque 2 Quote Driver: Cobra F8 Tour length 3W: Cobra King F7 3/4 Wood 5W: Cobra King F7 5/6 Wood Hybrid 3/4: Cobra F7 20.5* Irons: 5 to PW Taylormade P790 A Wedge: 48* Vokey SM6 F grind S Wedge: 54* Vokey SM6 M grind L Wedge: 58* Vokey SM6 M grind Putter: Rife Two Bar Hybrid 35" P2 Aware Tour grip Ball: Taylormade TP 5X Bag: Hot Z Canadian flag 🇨🇦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kardboard.kid Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 30. Your bag flies down a cliff and your driver snapped in half. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Although it's better than you falling down a cliff and snapping something? Sent from my XT1635-01 using MyGolfSpy mobile app cksurfdude 1 Quote F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft 3-I MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid STi Irons 5-SW KURO KAGE 70IR Flex-R Lamkin Grips King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft Forged FGT 60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip O-Putter 1W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 * That dayummmmm butterfly wouldn't get off my yellow ball ** The monkey butt overcame me on 17th hole. cksurfdude 1 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kardboard.kid Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 And some how the wind just changed direction on me Sent from my XT1635-01 using MyGolfSpy mobile app cksurfdude 1 Quote F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft 3-I MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid STi Irons 5-SW KURO KAGE 70IR Flex-R Lamkin Grips King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft Forged FGT 60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip O-Putter 1W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 On 7/7/2017 at 9:53 AM, BDubya23 said: It wasn't a left handed ball. Hmmm, you may have had the right ball, but......... You may have been on a right-handed course! Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 On 9/5/2017 at 9:44 AM, ddryan said: # 5 - I HATE Slow play, and waiting on every shot can get in my head- although I am getting better at controlling that part of my emotions Totally with ya there! Working *hard* on it myself, too.... Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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