golfinnut Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Some funny nicknames for your favorite golf shots. Feel free to add your own to the list & pick your favorite. Pass it on .... I like #9 .... only because that's my shot most of the time. "Adolf Hitler" - Two shots in a bunker "Bin Laden" - Driven into the hills, never seen again "Colonel Gaddafi" - Dangerous in the sand "Fidel Castro" - Needed one more revolution "Diego Maradona" - Fat, but handy "Elin Nordegren" - Smashed an iron into wood "Hiroshima" - A disaster on the 6th "Joe Pesci" - A nasty little 5 footer "OJ Simpson" - Terrible cut but got away with it "Mick Jagger" - A big lip out 3 Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST MAMIYA LIN-Q BLUE 6F4 - B2 setting Fairways: TSi2 HZRDUS Smoke 13.5* A1 setting Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T200 4 - 7, T100S 8 - PW N.S.Pro Modus Tour 3 105g Wedges: SM6 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Putter: Newport 2 Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Not a nickname. But I'm partial to the Shank(s) Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfinnut Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 I was always partial to the "knee capper" .... the line drive that barely gets above your knees that rolls up on the green perfectly. Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST MAMIYA LIN-Q BLUE 6F4 - B2 setting Fairways: TSi2 HZRDUS Smoke 13.5* A1 setting Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T200 4 - 7, T100S 8 - PW N.S.Pro Modus Tour 3 105g Wedges: SM6 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Putter: Newport 2 Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Arafat"--its ugly and ends up buried in the sand. Not a "Clinton"-- a drive close to a hazard but not in it--it means you are still just laying one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mesaman777 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 A "Kardashian" for a lip-out is a funny one, but inappropriate to explain it on the forum. Sent from my 6045O using Tapatalk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSauer Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Lmao these are great! 1 Quote G400 Max G410 3W G410 3 & 4 Crossover i200 5-PW Vokey SM7 | 52-56-60 Taylormade Spider X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I was always partial to the "knee capper" .... the line drive that barely gets above your knees that rolls up on the green perfectly. In many locales a shot that barely gets off the ground is called a "worm burner", where I come from its known as a "snake raper". A "Shakespeare" putt is impossible to read. A "Rock Hudson" is a shot that appears to be straight, but it ain't. "Driving an Escalade" means that you can't drive 300 yards. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucklehead Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Saddam Hussein" -- going bunker to bunker Sent from my E6853 using MyGolfSpy mobile app 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Lets See 1-- Rope Hook -- Left Lateral for me anyhow I have been known to hit some nasty ones 2- Stinger--- Bullet Ball 3- Shank--- Senior Hosel-- Heard that long before Tin Cup 4- Shank --- Chili Popper actually got 3&4 from the Texas Boys back in the 70s 5- A back spin shot that backs up 3 feet or so--- A zipper 6 - A shot that drops and stops right there-- Dead Duck or dead quail 7- A well hit drive torched cooked or smoked 8 Too much club over the green --- Airmailed or over cooked 9-- One jerked left-- A Thurmond Munson--- Kinda distasteful but got that one from the NY Boys 4 Quote Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex---- 3 wood TM V-Steel Aldila 65G R Flex 15*--- 7 Wood TM V-Steel UST Pro Force 65 R flex 21*---- 9 wood TM V-Steel stock MAS Stiff shaft 24*--- Irons 4 thru 9 Mac Muirfield TT black label --- PW Vokey SM-4 51* stock shaft--- SW Vokey SM 5 L grind 58* stock shaft--- Putter -- Rusty Scotty Santa Fe fluted Bulls Eye shaft---. Bag Old School Jones Original non stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 A "Kardashian" for a lip-out is a funny one, but inappropriate to explain it on the forum. Sent from my 6045O using Tapatalk Yep but we get the gist 2 Quote Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex---- 3 wood TM V-Steel Aldila 65G R Flex 15*--- 7 Wood TM V-Steel UST Pro Force 65 R flex 21*---- 9 wood TM V-Steel stock MAS Stiff shaft 24*--- Irons 4 thru 9 Mac Muirfield TT black label --- PW Vokey SM-4 51* stock shaft--- SW Vokey SM 5 L grind 58* stock shaft--- Putter -- Rusty Scotty Santa Fe fluted Bulls Eye shaft---. Bag Old School Jones Original non stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Making the green but a long way from the hole "You're dancing but it is a long song with an ugly woman". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfinnut Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 I knew I could trust you for some good ones there Wahoo! That's why I love riding in your cart! Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST MAMIYA LIN-Q BLUE 6F4 - B2 setting Fairways: TSi2 HZRDUS Smoke 13.5* A1 setting Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T200 4 - 7, T100S 8 - PW N.S.Pro Modus Tour 3 105g Wedges: SM6 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Putter: Newport 2 Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poprocksncoke Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Condom shot- a shot that doesn't feel good, but it gets the job done Quote SLDR 10.5 Oban HB R11s Rip Phenom Ft. Worth Black Irons 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54 CG10 58 Sabertooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poprocksncoke Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Making the green but a long way from the hole "You're dancing but it is a long song with an ugly woman". Always say, dancing but can barely hear the music. Quote SLDR 10.5 Oban HB R11s Rip Phenom Ft. Worth Black Irons 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54 CG10 58 Sabertooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaussman1 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Courtesy of an Irish caddie after a bladed iron shot rolled up on the green- "that one's a sister-in-law. You're on 'er but you shouldn't be" Sent from my Nexus 6P using MyGolfSpy mobile app 3 Quote Rogue SZ 10.5 *NEW* Fujikura Pro Green 65 X Rogue 15 degree Evnflow Blue 6.5 Back in the Bag Z765 4-G Nippon Modus 120 Stiff 54 and 60 Amazing Grace Ass Kicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yungkory Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 omg snake raper was a good one! Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max LS Tensei AV Blue S 3w/5w: TSi2 Tensei AV Raw Blue S 4h: CLK 22* Hybrid Tensei CK Pro Blue 80HY S Irons 5-PW: 223 Steelfiber PR 95 S Wedges: RTX Zipcore Tour Rack 50, 54, 58 Steelfiber PR 105 Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 w/ BGT Stability Tour Ball: Z-Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I knew I could trust you for some good ones there Wahoo! That's why I love riding in your cart! Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk Thanks, we do have a good time don't we. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tak Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Best one I've heard is a guy off YouTube "mother in law" when it's up there but shouldn't be.... Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Love this tread! Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kardboard.kid Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Not wearing your big boy pants today." When you miss hit or dink. Sent from my XT1635-01 using MyGolfSpy mobile app Quote F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft 3-I MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid STi Irons 5-SW KURO KAGE 70IR Flex-R Lamkin Grips King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft Forged FGT 60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip O-Putter 1W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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