golfinnut Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Some funny nicknames for your favorite golf shots. Feel free to add your own to the list & pick your favorite. Pass it on .... I like #9 .... only because that's my shot most of the time. "Adolf Hitler" - Two shots in a bunker "Bin Laden" - Driven into the hills, never seen again "Colonel Gaddafi" - Dangerous in the sand "Fidel Castro" - Needed one more revolution "Diego Maradona" - Fat, but handy "Elin Nordegren" - Smashed an iron into wood "Hiroshima" - A disaster on the 6th "Joe Pesci" - A nasty little 5 footer "OJ Simpson" - Terrible cut but got away with it "Mick Jagger" - A big lip out Reesedw, Rusty1885, ole gray and 1 other 4 Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST Mamiya Proto LIN-Q Blue Fairways: TSi2 UST Mamiya LIN-Q Blue 13.5* Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T350 4 & 5, T200 6 - PW UST Mamiya Recoil Dart F4 105g Wedges: SM9 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Modus Tour Wedge Putter: Newport 2 w/ Garsen Ultimate grip Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Not a nickname. But I'm partial to the Shank(s) Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy poprocksncoke, ole gray, DawgDaddy and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfinnut Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 I was always partial to the "knee capper" .... the line drive that barely gets above your knees that rolls up on the green perfectly. cksurfdude 1 Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST Mamiya Proto LIN-Q Blue Fairways: TSi2 UST Mamiya LIN-Q Blue 13.5* Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T350 4 & 5, T200 6 - PW UST Mamiya Recoil Dart F4 105g Wedges: SM9 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Modus Tour Wedge Putter: Newport 2 w/ Garsen Ultimate grip Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Arafat"--its ugly and ends up buried in the sand. Not a "Clinton"-- a drive close to a hazard but not in it--it means you are still just laying one. golfinnut, pib, cksurfdude and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mesaman777 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 A "Kardashian" for a lip-out is a funny one, but inappropriate to explain it on the forum. Sent from my 6045O using Tapatalk golfinnut, BIG STU, cksurfdude and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSauer Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Lmao these are great! golfinnut and cksurfdude 2 Quote Driver: Aerojet 9* | Hzrdus Black Gen 4 Fairway: G410 3W 13* | Alta CB 65 Hybrid: TS2 18* | Tensei AV Blue 70 S Hybrid: iCrossover 20* | Kai'li White 80 Irons: P790 5-PW | DG S300 Wedges: Vokey SM9 | 52, 56, 60 | DG S200 Putter: Link.1 | Accra x LAB --- LAB Golf Link.1 Review --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I was always partial to the "knee capper" .... the line drive that barely gets above your knees that rolls up on the green perfectly. In many locales a shot that barely gets off the ground is called a "worm burner", where I come from its known as a "snake raper". A "Shakespeare" putt is impossible to read. A "Rock Hudson" is a shot that appears to be straight, but it ain't. "Driving an Escalade" means that you can't drive 300 yards. yungkory, The Bogey Master, Rusty1885 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucklehead Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Saddam Hussein" -- going bunker to bunker Sent from my E6853 using MyGolfSpy mobile app Rusty1885, cksurfdude and The Bogey Master 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Lets See 1-- Rope Hook -- Left Lateral for me anyhow I have been known to hit some nasty ones 2- Stinger--- Bullet Ball 3- Shank--- Senior Hosel-- Heard that long before Tin Cup 4- Shank --- Chili Popper actually got 3&4 from the Texas Boys back in the 70s 5- A back spin shot that backs up 3 feet or so--- A zipper 6 - A shot that drops and stops right there-- Dead Duck or dead quail 7- A well hit drive torched cooked or smoked 8 Too much club over the green --- Airmailed or over cooked 9-- One jerked left-- A Thurmond Munson--- Kinda distasteful but got that one from the NY Boys cksurfdude, Rickp, pib and 2 others 5 Quote Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 A "Kardashian" for a lip-out is a funny one, but inappropriate to explain it on the forum. Sent from my 6045O using Tapatalk Yep but we get the gist Rickp, mesaman777 and cksurfdude 3 Quote Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Making the green but a long way from the hole "You're dancing but it is a long song with an ugly woman". Golfspy_CG2, cksurfdude, GolfSpy Barbajo and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfinnut Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 I knew I could trust you for some good ones there Wahoo! That's why I love riding in your cart! Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk cksurfdude 1 Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST Mamiya Proto LIN-Q Blue Fairways: TSi2 UST Mamiya LIN-Q Blue 13.5* Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T350 4 & 5, T200 6 - PW UST Mamiya Recoil Dart F4 105g Wedges: SM9 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Modus Tour Wedge Putter: Newport 2 w/ Garsen Ultimate grip Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poprocksncoke Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Condom shot- a shot that doesn't feel good, but it gets the job done cksurfdude 1 Quote SLDR 10.5 Oban HB R11s Rip Phenom Ft. Worth Black Irons 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54 CG10 58 EV 5.3 Duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poprocksncoke Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Making the green but a long way from the hole "You're dancing but it is a long song with an ugly woman". Always say, dancing but can barely hear the music. cksurfdude 1 Quote SLDR 10.5 Oban HB R11s Rip Phenom Ft. Worth Black Irons 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54 CG10 58 EV 5.3 Duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaussman1 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Courtesy of an Irish caddie after a bladed iron shot rolled up on the green- "that one's a sister-in-law. You're on 'er but you shouldn't be" Sent from my Nexus 6P using MyGolfSpy mobile app deejaid, The Bogey Master, golfinnut and 1 other 4 Quote Rogue SZ 10.5 *NEW* Fujikura Pro Green 65 X Rogue 15 degree Evnflow Blue 6.5 Back in the Bag Z765 4-G Nippon Modus 120 Stiff 54 and 60 Amazing Grace Ass Kicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yungkory Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 omg snake raper was a good one! cksurfdude 1 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max LS Tensei AV Blue S 3w/5w: TSi2 Tensei AV Raw Blue S 4h: CLK 22* Hybrid Tensei CK Pro Blue 80HY S Irons 5-PW: 223 Steelfiber PR 95 S Wedges: RTX Zipcore Tour Rack 50, 54, 58 Steelfiber PR 105 Putter: LAB Link.1 Ball: Z-Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I knew I could trust you for some good ones there Wahoo! That's why I love riding in your cart! Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk Thanks, we do have a good time don't we. cksurfdude and golfinnut 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tak Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Best one I've heard is a guy off YouTube "mother in law" when it's up there but shouldn't be.... Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Love this tread! Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy golfinnut and cksurfdude 2 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kardboard.kid Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Not wearing your big boy pants today." When you miss hit or dink. Sent from my XT1635-01 using MyGolfSpy mobile app cksurfdude 1 Quote F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft 3-I MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid STi Irons 5-SW KURO KAGE 70IR Flex-R Lamkin Grips King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft Forged FGT 60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip O-Putter 1W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy Barbajo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 A weak shank is known as an Egyptian Fade - I don't know why. Then there's the drop kick fairway finder - when the driver hits the big ball before hitting the little ball, but you still land in the fairway. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy golfinnut, Shankster and cksurfdude 3 Quote What's in the bag: Driver: TSR3; DynaPWR Carbon FW Wood: DynaPWR 3-wood; TSR 2+ Hybrids: PXG Gen4 18-degree Utility Irons: ZX MkII 20* Irons:; 699/699 Pro V2 Combo; D9 Forged; MT86 (coming soon!); VIP 1025 V-Foil MB/CB; Wedges: RTX6 Zipcore Putter: HB Soft Milled 10.5; Newport Special Select; Willamette, BB8; 8802; MATI Monto Ball: Tour B RXS; Z-STAR Diamond; Triad Stat Tracker/GPS Watch: Follow @golfspybarbajo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 When someone cranks a great drive out there,,, "Boy he nutted up on that one!" cksurfdude, DawgDaddy and BIG STU 3 Quote Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankster Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Came up with a new one today. "Ankle Biters" [tm] for those way low chip shots. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude and Canucklehead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG STU Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 When someone cranks a great drive out there,,, "Boy he nutted up on that one!" I had forgot about that one the NY Boys or Allen gang use that one too ole gray and cksurfdude 2 Quote Driver ---- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Speeder 565 R flex- 5W TM V-Steel Fubuki 60r--- 7W TM V-Steel UST Pro Force Gold 65R----- 9 W TM V Steel TM MAS stiff---- Irons 2015 TM TP CB Steel Fiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy 2 52* shaft unknown junk pile refugee. SW Callaway PM Grind 56* Modified sole grind--- KBS Tour Wedge-- LW Vokey 58* SM5 L grind--- Putter Ping B90I Broom Stick G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Heard this one today. Amy Schumer - A little chunky but still a pretty shot Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy poprocksncoke, Canucklehead, BigtazzGolf and 1 other 4 Quote WITB 2024 Driver: Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60 6.5 Fairway: M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Fairway: Sim 19* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Hybrid: 0317x 22* KBS Proto 95x Irons: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Wedges: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Putter: Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Ball: Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullldog Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 From experience : chili dip, a fat chip. cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfinnut Posted July 8, 2017 Author Share Posted July 8, 2017 From experience : chili dip, a fat chip.Similar ... from the fairway ... "you laid the sod over that one" or "nice hair piece" or "planting potatoes?" Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk BIG STU and cksurfdude 2 Quote WITB: Do I like Titleist or what? Driver: TSR3 9* UST Mamiya Proto LIN-Q Blue Fairways: TSi2 UST Mamiya LIN-Q Blue 13.5* Driving Iron: U500 17* Blue Ventus HB Velocore Irons: T350 4 & 5, T200 6 - PW UST Mamiya Recoil Dart F4 105g Wedges: SM9 48*, SM9 52*, SM8 56* Modus Tour Wedge Putter: Newport 2 w/ Garsen Ultimate grip Ball: *ProV1 Left Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeathS16 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 The Hercules: when you run a short putt 6 feet by. Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy cksurfdude 1 Quote Driver: TSi3 Tester Check out the Review HERE 2-Iron- 699-U 5-Wood: Pro (18*) Irons : i210 4-PW Wedges: RTX-4 50* and 54* RTX-3 *58 Putter: Impact No. 3 Ball: MAXFLI TOUR Tracked by: Bag: BagBoy ZTF Stand Bag (REVIEW HERE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titaniumfrost302 Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 A "Linda Ronstadt" when your drive "Blue Bayou" someone else's drive. BIG STU, cksurfdude and EEZurg 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullldog Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 A "Linda Ronstadt" when your drive "Blue Bayou" someone else's drive.My buddy Duey's favorite saying. cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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