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Some funny nicknames for your favorite golf shots.

 

Feel free to add your own to the list & pick your favorite.  Pass it on .... I like #9 .... only because that's my shot most of the time.  

 

  1. "Adolf Hitler" - Two shots in a bunker
  2. "Bin Laden" - Driven into the hills, never seen again
  3. "Colonel Gaddafi" - Dangerous in the sand
  4. "Fidel Castro" - Needed one more revolution
  5. "Diego Maradona" - Fat, but handy
  6. "Elin Nordegren" - Smashed an iron into wood
  7. "Hiroshima" - A disaster on the 6th
  8. "Joe Pesci" - A nasty little 5 footer
  9. "OJ Simpson" - Terrible cut but got away with it
  10. "Mick Jagger" - A big lip out
     
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Driver:     TSi2 9* Project X HZRDUS RDX Smoke C3 setting

Fairways   HZRDUS Smoke 13.5* & 19* C3 setting

Driving Iron:   U500 17* Fujikura Blue Ventus HB Velocore 

Irons   T300 4 & 5 iron, T200 6 - W Project X 6.0 1* up

Wedges   SM7 48*, 52*, 56*

Putter    Newport 2

Ball   2020 ProV1

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I was always partial to the "knee capper"  .... the line drive that barely gets above your knees that rolls up on the green perfectly.

WITB:  Do I like Titleist or what? 

 

Driver:     TSi2 9* Project X HZRDUS RDX Smoke C3 setting

Fairways   HZRDUS Smoke 13.5* & 19* C3 setting

Driving Iron:   U500 17* Fujikura Blue Ventus HB Velocore 

Irons   T300 4 & 5 iron, T200 6 - W Project X 6.0 1* up

Wedges   SM7 48*, 52*, 56*

Putter    Newport 2

Ball   2020 ProV1

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"Arafat"--its ugly and ends up buried in the sand.

 

 Not a "Clinton"-- a drive close to a hazard but not in it--it means you are still just laying one.

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Lmao these are great!

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:ping-small: G400 Max

:ping-small: G410 3W

:ping-small: G410 3 & 4 Crossover

:ping-small: i200 5-PW

:vokey-small: Vokey SM7 | 52-56-60

:taylormade-small: Taylormade Spider X

 

 

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I was always partial to the "knee capper"  .... the line drive that barely gets above your knees that rolls up on the green perfectly.

In many locales a shot that barely gets off the ground is called a "worm burner", where I come from its known as a "snake raper".

 

A "Shakespeare" putt is impossible to read.

 

A "Rock Hudson" is a shot that appears to be straight, but it ain't.

 

"Driving an Escalade" means that you can't drive 300 yards.

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Lets See

1-- Rope Hook -- Left Lateral for me anyhow I have been known to hit some nasty ones

2- Stinger--- Bullet Ball

3- Shank--- Senior Hosel-- Heard that long  before Tin Cup

4- Shank --- Chili Popper actually got 3&4 from the Texas Boys back in the 70s

5- A back spin shot that backs up 3 feet or so--- A zipper

6 - A shot that drops and stops right there-- Dead Duck or dead quail

7- A well hit drive torched cooked or smoked

8 Too much club over the green --- Airmailed or over cooked

9-- One jerked left-- A Thurmond Munson--- Kinda distasteful but got that one from the NY Boys

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Driver ---- TM M-6 Evenflow 65 G R flex---- 3 wood TM V-Steel Aldila 65G R Flex--- 7 Wood TM V-Steel UST Pro Force 65 R flex---  Irons 5 thru PW 2016 TM TP CBs Steelfiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy2 52* Stock regular shaft--- SW Callaway Mack Daddy PM grind modified to 10* bounce KBS wedge shaft R---- Putter Scotty Sante Fe fluted Bulls Eye shaft you seriously think it was going anywhere? Bag Old School Burton Mini Staff non demontional no advertising

 

 

 

 

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A "Kardashian" for a lip-out is a funny one, but inappropriate to explain it on the forum.

 

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Yep but we get the gist :lol:

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Driver ---- TM M-6 Evenflow 65 G R flex---- 3 wood TM V-Steel Aldila 65G R Flex--- 7 Wood TM V-Steel UST Pro Force 65 R flex---  Irons 5 thru PW 2016 TM TP CBs Steelfiber 95 R--- GW Callaway Mack Daddy2 52* Stock regular shaft--- SW Callaway Mack Daddy PM grind modified to 10* bounce KBS wedge shaft R---- Putter Scotty Sante Fe fluted Bulls Eye shaft you seriously think it was going anywhere? Bag Old School Burton Mini Staff non demontional no advertising

 

 

 

 

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I knew I could trust you for some good ones there Wahoo! That's why I love riding in your cart!

 

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WITB:  Do I like Titleist or what? 

 

Driver:     TSi2 9* Project X HZRDUS RDX Smoke C3 setting

Fairways   HZRDUS Smoke 13.5* & 19* C3 setting

Driving Iron:   U500 17* Fujikura Blue Ventus HB Velocore 

Irons   T300 4 & 5 iron, T200 6 - W Project X 6.0 1* up

Wedges   SM7 48*, 52*, 56*

Putter    Newport 2

Ball   2020 ProV1

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Making the green but a long way from the hole "You're dancing but it is a long song with an ugly woman".

Always say, dancing but can barely hear the music.

:taylormade-small: SLDR 10.5 Oban HB

:taylormade-small: R11s Rip Phenom

:Hogan: Ft. Worth Black Irons

:cleveland-small: 588 RTX Rotex 2.0 54

:cleveland-small: CG10 58

:odyssey-small: Sabertooth

 

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Courtesy of an Irish caddie after a bladed iron shot rolled up on the green- "that one's a sister-in-law. You're on 'er but you shouldn't be"

 

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:callaway-small: Rogue SZ 10.5 *NEW* Fujikura Pro Green 65 X

:callaway-small: Rogue 15 degree Evnflow Blue 6.5

Back in the Bag :srixon-small: Z765 4-G Nippon Modus 120 Stiff

:vokey-small: 54 and 60

 

:bobby-grace-1: Amazing Grace Ass Kicker

 

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omg snake raper was a good one!

Driver: :titelist-small: TSi3 10* Ventus Red

3w/5w: :titelist-small: TSi2 Tensei AV Raw Blue

4h: :mizuno-small: CLK 22* Hybrid Tensei CK Pro Blue 80HY S

Irons 5-PW: :mizuno-small: JPX 919 Forged Nippon Modus 3 Tour 105 S

Wedges: :cleveland-small: RTX Zipcore Tour Rack 50, 54, 58 Modus 3 115 Wedge

Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 w/ BGT Stability Tour

Ball: :titelist-small: ProV1x

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I knew I could trust you for some good ones there Wahoo! That's why I love riding in your cart!

 

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Thanks, we do have a good time don't we.

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Best one I've heard is a guy off YouTube "mother in law" when it's up there but shouldn't be....[emoji51][emoji50][emoji23]

 

 

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Love this tread!

 

 

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Left Hand orientation

:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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"Not wearing your big boy pants today." When you miss hit or dink.

 

 

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:cobra-small:             F7+ w/Fujikura Pro XLR8 Graphite Shaft

Ben_Hogan_Golf_Equipment_Company.jpg.b9602c912623c841ad9ad52593c15dee.jpg                3-I  MPF H-Series3B2M graphite Shaft w/Winn Dri-Tac grip mid

MALTBY.png.a2a7b0f0659df827f6200a68ab77f34c.png            STi   Irons 5-SW   KURO KAGE  70IR Flex-R  Lamkin Grips

 :cobra-small:             King F6 Hybrid Matrix Red Tie HQ4 Graphite Shaft

MALTBY.png.a2a7b0f0659df827f6200a68ab77f34c.png           Forged FGT  60* wedge KURO KAGE 70R SS cross Comfort grip

:odyssey-small:           O-Putter 1W

                        

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