Nicknames for your clubs

[PMookie]

I have 13 different names for mine:
Driver
3 wood
4 iron
5 iron....
Etc


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[Kor.A.Door]

The old Nike red hybrid. 
Red Rocket

white 3 wood: 

white lightning 

[Smellis745]

I call my driver $#-!head quite often, playing partners think I’m talking about myself but why would it ever be my fault.  It’s always the clubs fault.

[Rickp]

I call my driver $#-!head quite often, playing partners think I’m talking about myself but why would it ever be my fault.  It’s always the clubs fault.

It’s never our fault


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[AmishJason]

While I don't have any nicknames yet, a coworker of mine who's not on this forum calls his special edition Cobra Driver "Emerald City" due to it's particular shade of green.

[AmishJason]

I'm not claiming to be as good as Phil, but I started calling my 60⁰ Flop-opotamus during pre-round practice today. 

[fixyurdivot]

My putter has an assortment of names and is roommates with a collection of part time performers.  I frequently ask myself why I hangout with any of them.

[BIG STU]

Someone had given me a like on this thread so I checked it out and see it had been bumped. So I have some new clubs in the front line bag since then not many but a few.

Driver Honma G-1 X----  Hiro Honma or Mr Homna

I have added 2 different Adams hybrids since then both different models but I call them "Little Funkys" because all hybrids look funky to me. I refer to them as the 19 Funky and the 22 Funky

I have the same Adams 16* Fairway I have had for some time and I finally named it "Boomer"

[RetiredBoomer]

I don't name my clubs.  Since my name is printed on the [golf] balls, however, I call them by my own name while they're in flight.

Get Down, Boomer, Get Down you stupid ball!

Sometimes "stupid ball" is replaced with the M-F word, unfortunately.

[Kor.A.Door]

When I hit a good shot into the green no matter what club it is I call it “Be right”. Of if I am not sure it the distance is correct I will call it “get up”, or “get down”

[Shankster]

New driver had been named....

 

Chewy.

 

As in “Punch it Chewy!” - Han Solo

 

3 Wood is “Henrik”

 

2 Hybrid “R2”

 

Irons are yet to be named

 

52 “ Maverick”

 

SW “Goose” as in “Talk to me Goose” - Maverick

 

Putter is “3P0”

 

[Kenny B]

1 hour ago, Shankster said:

New driver had been named....

 

Chewy.

 

As in “Punch it Chewy!” - Han Solo

 

3 Wood is “Henrik”

 

2 Hybrid “R2”

 

Irons are yet to be named

 

52 “ Maverick”

 

SW “Goose” as in “Talk to me Goose” - Maverick

 

Putter is “3P0”

 

Ahhhh, from the classics!!

[Shankster]

Ahhhh, from the classics!!

Yep. Irons are now called “The Knights of the Round Table”