One Sentence Story

[perseveringgolfer]

then casually withdrew from playing

[Shankster]

Welcome to Moe's they said

[PING Apologist #9]

and he drank a Duff beer

[perseveringgolfer]

then straight back on the tee

[tony@CIC]

and tried to stop the 

[Shankster]

Spinning. Homer threw up all over and said “Stud we need a twenty seven word story” because twenty seven is much better than five. BART! Doh! Marg!

[palvord]

Soon after, Bart joyfully discovered

 

 

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[STUDque]

that the story has opened up and he can continue with the Wild West style of storytelling with no word limits whatsoever; but whatever Bart does, he must not write more than one sentence at a time.

[perseveringgolfer]

or he will be rubbed out!

[Shankster]

So it's the one sentence story, excellent said Smithers.

[tony@CIC]

So now we're off to the races.

 

 

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[tommc23]

The races you say!

 

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[Shankster]

Parkour is good for fun.

[tommc23]

And it's also one heck of a workout, which caused Homer to lose weight.

 

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[Shankster]

We use to call it freestyle walking back in 99.

[tony@CIC]

But the donuts keep it on.

 

 

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[palvord]

Apu decided to open an addition to the Kwiky Mart, Kwiky Fitness

 

 

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[PING Apologist #9]

But alas, he had to go back to Moe's for another Duff...Before Marge said:

[tony@CIC]

You have to stop hooking the ball

 

 

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[Shankster]

into orbit from that star killer base.

[tony@CIC]

So he took a golf lesson from Solo

 

 

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[tommc23]

Who had Chewbacca help him since chewy believes in the force and Han does not.

 

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[Shankster]

Chewy a regular at Bandon Dunes, is best friends with the goat caddies; who were trained by the great and powerful Wizard, who also trained Yoda,

[tony@CIC]

And today advised him when he grips the driver to feel the force

 

 

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[tommc23]

And maybe even a little of the Schwartz.

 

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[tony@CIC]

But first attach the lasers for more distance

 

 

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[perseveringgolfer]

with the added advantage of using said lasers if you need to interrogate a foreign spy, like Mr Bond for example. Do you expect me to talk?

[PING Apologist #9]

"Why no Mr. Bond! I expect you to drive all par-fives in two!"

[perseveringgolfer]

"Listen Miss FunnyFanny" said James, "I can drive all par 5's in one in my Ashton Martin, fancy a ride?"

[Shankster]

Then Jason Bourne showed up, the music went from super spy, to super dark, and everyone was on the floor before they knew what hit them.