One Sentence Story

[perseveringgolfer]

The dance floor! Travolta shimmied over shoving Bourne and Bond out the way while making a beeline for miss FunnyFanny.

[Shankster]

An international man of mystery arrived in a golf cart, escorted by Ivanna... he couldn't parallel park the thing so he had the jolly green giant pick it up and throw it right into Goldmember's office, since this is where the Bond / Bourne dance off was happening, oh and the judge was Stiffler.

[palvord]

Stiffler's Mom finished putting the final touches on Bourne's costume and escorted him into the wings of the stage, while Stacy's mom was doing the same for Bond on the opposite side of the stage.

 

 

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[ddryan]

five - what happened to Five?

[bens197]

Shenanigans ensued

 

 

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[Shankster]

Five you say... well five was leading to a rather dull story, so I suggested that we go Rogue One on this thing and make it a twenty seven word story, so much more room for activities.

[kardboard.kid]

Now, let's use song lyrics only. 

 

It's been a hard days night...

[Colcur]

"I Want My Mullet Back"

[perseveringgolfer]

said Mrs Mullet from mulletsville as Mr Mullet had run away with a hairdresser from el paso

[Shankster]

I've been working like a dog, on the highway to the danger zone, and the beat goes on da da da, da da da... we will we will, rise up, when people are strange, that's the power of love, hi my name is, here comes the Boom...

[kardboard.kid]

So take me down to paradise city, with sky rockets at night and purple haze. because I want to ride my bicycle.

[Shankster]

With no handle bars, into another brick in the wall, now lay me down to sleep, wake up grab a brush and

[kardboard.kid]

a modern day warrior Mean, Mean stride. Shake, skake yourself you're every move you make.

[Shankster]

Going to get in my little red corvette, and drive in the purple rain, purple rain, and party like it's 1999, while my guitar gently weeps.

[STUDque]

As he hit the road, our hero thought to himself "I really miss the one sentence story; good thing it's a Thursday."

[GB13]

While on he road the hero turns to his crime fighting cohort and says, "Boy I hope the bank robbers don't strike again."

[Shankster]

Oh great... here we go again, what sort of adventures will we come up with this time... we must go find some stones.

[perseveringgolfer]

Stones?... Stones?....we don't need no steenkin' stones!

[tommc23]

You're right no one needs stinking stones, we need rolling rock instead.

 

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[Shankster]

I beg to but you can get 30 stones for like 12 bones.

[NiftyNiblick]

Awake.

[tommc23]

Should we revive this thread????

[perseveringgolfer]

5 hours ago, tommc23 said:

Should we revive this thread????

you just did 

[Shankster]

Wake up, grab a brush...


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[tony@CIC]

8 hours ago, tommc23 said:

Should we revive this thread????

I kinda liked the one word story. It was fun reading it after Stud put it all together. 

[Shankster]

Sitting around checking things out when all of the sudden I remembered this thread.... as Bubba would say “You’re Welcome!”

[kardboard.kid]

Pebble Beach...

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[Shankster]

Once upon a time, there was a golfer that took 5+ hours to play a round, no one cared that he won, only that he took so dang long...

[PING Apologist #9]

15 minutes ago, Shankster said:

Once upon a time, there was a golfer that took 5+ hours to play a round, no one cared that he won, only that he took so dang long...

After 5 or 6 practice swings at the tee's, he always backed off to test the breeze...

[00sportsman]

4 minutes ago, PING Apologist #9 said:

After 5 or 6 practice swings at the tee's, he always backed off to test the breeze...

only to take 5 or 6 more practice swings because the wind had shifted.