One Sentence Story

[Shankster]

He’s ready, no he’s not, he’s ready, no he’s not, here we g... he’s getting one more, no make that two..

[JohnSmalls]

Wait, what's that?  A celebrity shot beckons from the crowd

[PING Apologist #9]

Bill Murry appears as if from nowhere...

(aaaaand kills the thread...!)

[Shankster]

He is speaking gibberish, something that sounds like Gunga, Gungagunga

[GB13]

We think he might be having a stroke...

[PING Apologist #9]

...but instead offered a toke...

[Shankster]

That’s a place in Alaska right?

[tony@CIC]

And then he consulted his barometer.


Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy

[00sportsman]

However, he hadn't had his barometer recalibrated

[Shankster]

So he chucked it into a nearby swamp, where Sasquatch was hiding...

[GB13]

That angered Sasquatch and he approached him stomping and growling...

[Shankster]

And he was dressed like Bryson Dechambeau..

[tony@CIC]

And mad as heck because he didn't hole out his 50' putt.


Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy

[00sportsman]

In his anger, he used his putter to damage the green

[GB13]

Just now, 00sportsman said:

In his anger, he used his putter to damage the green

And that prompted the USGA to say, "No compass for you!"

[tony@CIC]

So he ran to the green side bunker and started making sand angels


Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy

[bens197]

So he tossed the compass and pulled out his banjo.


Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy

[Shankster]

Then Bubba showed up with his hovercraft, a truck load of candy, a pink driver and said let’s dance...

[GB13]

1 minute ago, Shankster said:

Then Bubba showed up with his hovercraft, a truck load of candy, a pink driver and said let’s dance...

He then waved his pink driver like a magic wand, and turned his hovercraft into a spaceship powered by candy. 

[Shankster]

Being a fan, Han Solo took notice and piloted the Millennium Falcon to Augusta where Chewbacca was his caddy, Bubba was amazed and traded said driver for a blaster to keep alligators away.

[00sportsman]

But, the blaster needed to be recalibrated

[Shankster]

so it was sent to a company called the US GA and they messed it all up, you couldn’t anchor it anymore, nor drop it from shoulder height, but could take all year to aim the thing without any issues

[GB13]

2 minutes ago, Shankster said:

so it was sent to a company called the US GA and they messed it all up, you couldn’t anchor it anymore, nor drop it from shoulder height, but could take all year to aim the thing without any issues

Once aimed, there is a 50% chance that the blaster will need to be recalibrated again because of changes to the wind or air pressure. 

[00sportsman]

Which worked perfectly, because the alligators got so bored watching nothing happen that they went and found something else to do

[bens197]

So they sat outside the clubhouse eating Patrick Reeds champions dinner that Vijay and Fuzzy tossed out the window.


Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy

[perseveringgolfer]

but then suddenly.........

[Shankster]

Adam Scott showed up riding a Kangaroo on a surf board

[tony@CIC]

The other pro's were so awed by this they threw down their clubs and ran away so Bubba wins again. 

[Shankster]

*Static* uh Feherty here, I have a sound bite for you, “MUD BALL!!!”... I think Bubba took a bite out of his 9 iron after that horrendous shot, it was putrid,

[PING Apologist #9]

Meanwhile back at the first tee, our hapless slow-play duffer was still lining up his shot when someone in the crowd finally screamed out and yelled...